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"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.
I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat
Another bloody fake!  "
at least hes not a tyre kicker |
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"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.
I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat"
None believers see the boat others see the true miracles of our saviour
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"He's in Tesco buying 5 fish.
It's five loafs and two fish, come on don't be silly you can't feed five thousand people with five fish  "
That's why I got chucked out of Sunday School. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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He's in America...runs his own little church down in Kentucky, does a bit of exorcism on the side but he's getting on a bit now. His old man don't talk to him anymore either, not since he found out his sun was bi  |
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One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Lord.
After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."
He's carrying all of us, BlueCarrot. He's carrying all of us.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Lord.
After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."
He's carrying all of us, BlueCarrot. He's carrying all of us. "
 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.
I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boatit's an ark"
I've seen an ark on the horizon  |
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Has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc
Not since Easter Sunday, riding on a donkey has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc
He's real great he's real fine turns tapwater into wine has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc |
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"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.
I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat
None believers see the boat others see the true miracles of our saviour
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Bit like the whole of the moon then..  |
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"Has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc
Not since Easter Sunday, riding on a donkey has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc
He's real great he's real fine turns tapwater into wine has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc"
He's so clever and so cool, walked across our swimming pool |
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Courtney, that made me laugh more than it should have. 
