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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've just been bitten on my neck by a spider while working in the garden and bugger me it stings..

But I'm looking forward to my inevitable super powers I will gain.. All I need is the red skin tight lycra suit and I'll be sorted..

So what use should I put my newly to be gained superpowers to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be a baddie and rob diamond vaults

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Be a baddie and rob diamond vaults"

Does that mean I need a black leotard instead?

Not really up on all this superhero malarkey..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be a baddie and rob diamond vaults

Does that mean I need a black leotard instead?

Not really up on all this superhero malarkey.. "

Red works too.. sexy and slightly evil..

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Be a baddie and rob diamond vaults

Does that mean I need a black leotard instead?

Not really up on all this superhero malarkey..

Red works too.. sexy and slightly evil.. "

Hmmmm.. I'm thinking maybe the scarlet narwhal as a super villain name.. Or the red trump.. Either is pretty rubbish..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been bitten on my neck by a spider while working in the garden and bugger me it stings..

But I'm looking forward to my inevitable super powers I will gain.. All I need is the red skin tight lycra suit and I'll be sorted..

So what use should I put my newly to be gained superpowers to?"

Become the shibaru spider

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Catching and eating flies.

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Become the shibaru spider"

I can see that going a little Pete tong..

Never did get my knots badge as a cub..

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Catching and eating flies.

You know that there is a link between a spiders Web and a passionate kiss..

They both lead to the undoing of a fly..

Why thank you, I'm here all week...

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

You could get stuck in baths.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squished with newspaper or eaten by a small child/pet

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Or step up your game and inspire Scottish kings.

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Hmm,

I'm not sure I'm up for this superhero stuff..

The bite is hurting alot now and is really red and inflamed..

I don't remember that happening to peter parker..

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