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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have just had a Monkey Spanker delivered (up market one that vibrates!!)and found my Cock won't go through the hole!
I admit I am a "Thickus Dickus" more than a "Biggus Dickus" but come on
Short of dragging it through the rubber gr omit when it's flaccid and hoping the resultant circulation loss can be cured by Viagra I think I've bought a Lemon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.  "
lol, suddenly visualising blue peter as an adult programme.
What bout Mr Ben, ohh look what he's dressed up as today,,,,,,wooo kinky,lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.
sounds like Blue Peter  "
.... his would be blue if it's stuck in a monkey spanker.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.
lol, suddenly visualising blue peter as an adult programme.
What bout Mr Ben, ohh look what he's dressed up as today,,,,,,wooo kinky,lol "
..... he was deffo a cross-dresser.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.
lol, suddenly visualising blue peter as an adult programme.
What bout Mr Ben, ohh look what he's dressed up as today,,,,,,wooo kinky,lol
..... he was deffo a cross-dresser. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being a site supporter at the moment I'm seeing the ads on the right hand side and one of them is for a Fleshlight. Might have to try that myself achully. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just had a Monkey Spanker delivered (up market one that vibrates!!)and found my Cock won't go through the hole!
I admit I am a "Thickus Dickus" more than a "Biggus Dickus" but come on
Short of dragging it through the rubber gr omit when it's flaccid and hoping the resultant circulation loss can be cured by Viagra I think I've bought a Lemon "
try a melon, heard they are good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just looked at one
Im sure I have something similar in my kitchen drawer "
Me too...for measuring medicine!
The hole doesn't look too big - think it should be called monkey choker! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have just had a Monkey Spanker delivered (up market one that vibrates!!)and found my Cock won't go through the hole!
I admit I am a "Thickus Dickus" more than a "Biggus Dickus" but come on
Short of dragging it through the rubber gr omit when it's flaccid and hoping the resultant circulation loss can be cured by Viagra I think I've bought a Lemon "
well if it didnt fit snugly round ya cock whats the point, im sure ya squeeze it when your knocking one out!   |
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