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"We continue. Must admit, I thought it would be harder (pardon the pun) than it has been" Good for you for sticking to it  | |||
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"We continue. Must admit, I thought it would be harder (pardon the pun) than it has been Good for you for sticking to it "I broke on day 2  | |||
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"We continue. Must admit, I thought it would be harder (pardon the pun) than it has been Good for you for sticking to it "He will be sticking to everything when he finally blows | |||
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"We continue. Must admit, I thought it would be harder (pardon the pun) than it has been Good for you for sticking to it
He will be sticking to everything when he finally blows " . I have a room to wallpaper - it'll be fine | |||
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 I'm still on track with my no bread, which imo is a lot bloody harder than giving up wanking.... | |||
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"Well done you I'm still on track with my no bread, which imo is a lot bloody harder than giving up wanking.... "Oh definitely - much much harder | |||
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"Well done you I'm still on track with my no bread, which imo is a lot bloody harder than giving up wanking....
Oh definitely - much much harder"Remind me next week when I've had a few...I'm thinking baguette on the train home.. | |||
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"Well done you I'm still on track with my no bread, which imo is a lot bloody harder than giving up wanking....
Oh definitely - much much harder
Remind me next week when I've had a few...I'm thinking baguette on the train home.. "You do the baguette but I'm not falling off the wagon in return | |||
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"Well done you I'm still on track with my no bread, which imo is a lot bloody harder than giving up wanking....
Oh definitely - much much harder
Remind me next week when I've had a few...I'm thinking baguette on the train home..
You do the baguette but I'm not falling off the wagon in return "Ha, a baguette is way more acceptable on public transport... | |||
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. " Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park | |||
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park "1st of March I started. 10 days for me | |||
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park
1st of March I started. 10 days for me"Yes, 10 days for me too. But, Easter Sunday is 16th April. As was explained on your first thread it's only 40 days if you take out Sundays and holy days, which don't count for the Lenten fast. I find it easier to do the whole period and not break the fast. | |||
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park
1st of March I started. 10 days for me
Yes, 10 days for me too. But, Easter Sunday is 16th April. As was explained on your first thread it's only 40 days if you take out Sundays and holy days, which don't count for the Lenten fast. I find it easier to do the whole period and not break the fast.
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park
1st of March I started. 10 days for me
Yes, 10 days for me too. But, Easter Sunday is 16th April. As was explained on your first thread it's only 40 days if you take out Sundays and holy days, which don't count for the Lenten fast. I find it easier to do the whole period and not break the fast.
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park
1st of March I started. 10 days for me
Yes, 10 days for me too. But, Easter Sunday is 16th April. As was explained on your first thread it's only 40 days if you take out Sundays and holy days, which don't count for the Lenten fast. I find it easier to do the whole period and not break the fast.
I'm going to April 13th - Mr Google gives that as the end of Lent"That's only Maundy Thursday. That's for keeping vigil. I can see why as a holy day it sits outside the fast but you don't get your eggs until Sunday. | |||
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"Well done, OP. I'm still chocolate and wank free. Also sex free as my potential plans haven't come off. 36 days to go. Oh blimey is it really 36 days to go?! This is making Dry January look like a walk in the park
1st of March I started. 10 days for me
Yes, 10 days for me too. But, Easter Sunday is 16th April. As was explained on your first thread it's only 40 days if you take out Sundays and holy days, which don't count for the Lenten fast. I find it easier to do the whole period and not break the fast.
I'm going to April 13th - Mr Google gives that as the end of Lent
That's only Maundy Thursday. That's for keeping vigil. I can see why as a holy day it sits outside the fast but you don't get your eggs until Sunday.
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" I'm going to April 13th - Mr Google gives that as the end of Lent That's only Maundy Thursday. That's for keeping vigil. I can see why as a holy day it sits outside the fast but you don't get your eggs until Sunday. but but but ..."You've got to do until Sunday the 16th to do it properly.  | |||
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"So how many days have you done so far OP " 10 down Jo | |||
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Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy"It's good for you. Read the research. It will return when you need it. I turned down more free chocolate today. | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy"I made toast and then remembered I gave bread up 
Havent had a self indulge moment for weeks, not feeling it either.... | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy
It's good for you. Read the research. It will return when you need it.
I turned down more free chocolate today."School girl error! Stash it all and be the hero of the Tea Party | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy
I made toast and then remembered I gave bread up
Havent had a self indulge moment for weeks, not feeling it either...."I got two slices of bread free at the bakery today. I thought of your sacrifice and almost gave them back. | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy
It's good for you. Read the research. It will return when you need it.
I turned down more free chocolate today.
School girl error! Stash it all and be the hero of the Tea Party"It would be a bigger test to accept the freebies and resist eating them but I don't trust that I'm at that stage yet. | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy
It's good for you. Read the research. It will return when you need it.
I turned down more free chocolate today.
School girl error! Stash it all and be the hero of the Tea Party
It would be a bigger test to accept the freebies and resist eating them but I don't trust that I'm at that stage yet.
"Just to help I went into Hotel Chocolat today and did eat a freebie. On your behalf of course | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy
It's good for you. Read the research. It will return when you need it.
I turned down more free chocolate today.
School girl error! Stash it all and be the hero of the Tea Party
It would be a bigger test to accept the freebies and resist eating them but I don't trust that I'm at that stage yet.
Just to help I went into Hotel Chocolat today and did eat a freebie. On your behalf of course"Was it the new raspberry one? I really want to try that one. | |||
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"11 down and easy today. Although I can't actually remember an erection.
Getting slightly worried this might not be healthy
It's good for you. Read the research. It will return when you need it.
I turned down more free chocolate today.
School girl error! Stash it all and be the hero of the Tea Party
It would be a bigger test to accept the freebies and resist eating them but I don't trust that I'm at that stage yet.
Just to help I went into Hotel Chocolat today and did eat a freebie. On your behalf of course
Was it the new raspberry one? I really want to try that one."It was. Do you want an opinion or would that be a bit mean? | |||
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"We continue. Must admit, I thought it would be harder (pardon the pun) than it has been Good for you for sticking to it
I broke on day 2 "Excactly the same
I could definitely feel the testosterone building up until it was constantly on my mind. I'll try again soon... maybe.
It's easy after a week or so the drive just kinda goes, but that's not really something I want | |||
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I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
"No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too | |||
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too"Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week?  | |||
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too
Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week? "
It's respectable though?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too
Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week?
It's respectable though?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too
Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week?
It's respectable though?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
"Of course it is | |||
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too
Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week?
It's respectable though?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Of course it is "Phew! | |||
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"Of course it is
Phew!"But ve haff vays.... | |||
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"Of course it is
Phew!
But ve haff vays...."I wasn't worried before now  | |||
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"Of course it is
Phew!
But ve haff vays....
I wasn't worried before now " | |||
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too
Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week?
It's respectable though?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Of course it is
Phew!"Damn, I'm in danger of losing my fiver. It's suppose to be getting harder lol | |||
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"No update today. Have you taken the Sunday doesn't count opt-out?
I'm still chocolate and masturbation free.
No still hanging on in there
Finding it easier too
Even with the prospect of the gloves, in less than a week?
It's respectable though?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Of course it is
Phew!
Damn, I'm in danger of losing my fiver. It's suppose to be getting harder lol " | |||
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"Still going strong! How are you going Lickety?" I'm still abstinent but I find that I keep buying the little lemon cheesecake pot in Pret when I pop in. Thankfully, that's only once or twice a week. | |||
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"Still going strong! How are you going Lickety? I'm still abstinent but I find that I keep buying the little lemon cheesecake pot in Pret when I pop in. Thankfully, that's only once or twice a week. " Substituting cheesecake for masturbation. I can see how that would work | |||
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"Still going strong! How are you going Lickety? I'm still abstinent but I find that I keep buying the little lemon cheesecake pot in Pret when I pop in. Thankfully, that's only once or twice a week. Substituting cheesecake for masturbation. I can see how that would work "I've got the added (bigger) loss of chocolate. | |||
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"Still going strong! How are you going Lickety? I'm still abstinent but I find that I keep buying the little lemon cheesecake pot in Pret when I pop in. Thankfully, that's only once or twice a week. Substituting cheesecake for masturbation. I can see how that would work
I've got the added (bigger) loss of chocolate.
"That is true. That really is bonkers! | |||
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"Still going strong! How are you going Lickety? I'm still abstinent but I find that I keep buying the little lemon cheesecake pot in Pret when I pop in. Thankfully, that's only once or twice a week. Substituting cheesecake for masturbation. I can see how that would work
I've got the added (bigger) loss of chocolate.
That is true. That really is bonkers!"The Secrets of Your Food programme said that chocolate is so appealing as it has the same balance of fat and sugar as breast milk. | |||
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"Still going strong! How are you going Lickety? I'm still abstinent but I find that I keep buying the little lemon cheesecake pot in Pret when I pop in. Thankfully, that's only once or twice a week. Substituting cheesecake for masturbation. I can see how that would work
I've got the added (bigger) loss of chocolate.
That is true. That really is bonkers!
The Secrets of Your Food programme said that chocolate is so appealing as it has the same balance of fat and sugar as breast milk.
"I'll have to start sending you pictures of Dairy Milk the way I've been receiving pictures to tempt me | |||
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" The Secrets of Your Food programme said that chocolate is so appealing as it has the same balance of fat and sugar as breast milk. I'll have to start sending you pictures of Dairy Milk the way I've been receiving pictures to tempt me "I just have to open the chocolate cupboard or walk into anywhere selling food. The chocolate cupboard has a 3-pack of Walnut Whips and a 4-pack of Flakes. I've also already bought the Easter Eggs for the kids. | |||
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" The Secrets of Your Food programme said that chocolate is so appealing as it has the same balance of fat and sugar as breast milk. I'll have to start sending you pictures of Dairy Milk the way I've been receiving pictures to tempt me
I just have to open the chocolate cupboard or walk into anywhere selling food. The chocolate cupboard has a 3-pack of Walnut Whips and a 4-pack of Flakes. I've also already bought the Easter Eggs for the kids.
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just!" Well done. I almost picked up some chocolate after my hospital appointment. It was an instinctive move and I was hungry. I realised before I got to the till and I picked up a cake instead. I'll look really pudgy tomorrow. Still no masturbation either. | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just!" Loopholes | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! Loopholes "Does St. Patrick's Day count as enough of a holy day to be a loophole day? Everyday is some saint's day. | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! Well done. I almost picked up some chocolate after my hospital appointment. It was an instinctive move and I was hungry. I realised before I got to the till and I picked up a cake instead. I'll look really pudgy tomorrow. Still no masturbation either." Well done - I guess that is the danger with no chocolate that you could just pick something up without realising | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just!" I reached for a piece of garlic bread earlier popped it in my mouth & then promptly spat it out! Didn't bite or swallow so it doesn't count, close call though | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! I reached for a piece of garlic bread earlier popped it in my mouth & then promptly spat it out! Didn't bite or swallow so it doesn't count, close call though "Spitting doesn't count | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! Loopholes
Does St. Patrick's Day count as enough of a holy day to be a loophole day? Everyday is some saint's day.
"Another kind of loophole.. i wont say what or he'll spank me | |||
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"How do you intend to celebrate?" Wallpapering | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! Loopholes
Does St. Patrick's Day count as enough of a holy day to be a loophole day? Everyday is some saint's day.
Another kind of loophole.. i wont say what or he'll spank me "Yes I will | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! I reached for a piece of garlic bread earlier popped it in my mouth & then promptly spat it out! Didn't bite or swallow so it doesn't count, close call though "I try not bite or swallow either. | |||
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"17 down. Plenty of temptation today but I've survived. Just! I reached for a piece of garlic bread earlier popped it in my mouth & then promptly spat it out! Didn't bite or swallow so it doesn't count, close call though
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 I was trying to read what was printed on them and one popped into my mouth.
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"I had an M & M. I was trying to read what was printed on them and one popped into my mouth.
"Oh no! Time hadnt ticked into Sunday had it? | |||
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"I had an M & M. I was trying to read what was printed on them and one popped into my mouth.
Oh no! Time hadnt ticked into Sunday had it?"No.
Kinky offered me cake and I refused because it was chocolate. She then pointed to the M & Ms and told me to read what was on them (too dark, too small and I'm old so I couldn't) and one just instinctively just jumped into my mouth as Kinky pointed out that they're chocolate.
I've been as pure as pure can be today.
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place" It must be getting harder now  | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place" I'll set the kettle ready to boil in 19 days then | |||
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"I had an M & M. I was trying to read what was printed on them and one popped into my mouth.
Oh no! Time hadnt ticked into Sunday had it?
No.
Kinky offered me cake and I refused because it was chocolate. She then pointed to the M & Ms and told me to read what was on them (too dark, too small and I'm old so I couldn't) and one just instinctively just jumped into my mouth as Kinky pointed out that they're chocolate.
I've been as pure as pure can be today.
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now "I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why? | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why? "Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today? | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now "Rock hard haha | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why?
Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today?
"That is possible there were some lovely people there. Plus I'm still receiving daily temptations in the form of pictures and words | |||
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"I had an M & M. I was trying to read what was printed on them and one popped into my mouth.
Oh no! Time hadnt ticked into Sunday had it?
No.
Kinky offered me cake and I refused because it was chocolate. She then pointed to the M & Ms and told me to read what was on them (too dark, too small and I'm old so I couldn't) and one just instinctively just jumped into my mouth as Kinky pointed out that they're chocolate.
I've been as pure as pure can be today.
Oh pooh "It's fine. It was one tiny (not regular size) M & M and I didn't intentionally eat it. I think I'll be forgiven but I have to learn the lesson to be vigilant and not revert to habit. | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why?
Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today?
"Could well be being in company of so many sexy people has kicked your sex drive back into working. | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why?
Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today?
Could well be being in company of so many sexy people has kicked your sex drive back into working. "Maybe. I'm sure other factors have had a bigger contribution | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why?
Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today?
Could well be being in company of so many sexy people has kicked your sex drive back into working.
Maybe. I'm sure other factors have had a bigger contribution "Ha ha, I don't know what you could possibly mean | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why?
Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today?
Could well be being in company of so many sexy people has kicked your sex drive back into working.
Maybe. I'm sure other factors have had a bigger contribution
Ha ha, I don't know what you could possibly mean "I'm sure you don't | |||
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"19 days now. Today has been really difficult for some reason. Temptation all over the place It must be getting harder now
I've been fine the past few days but today the horn has kicked in. I don't know why?
Do you think that you left the social with lots of faces you can now fit to sexy bodies and your head has been influencing your body today?
Could well be being in company of so many sexy people has kicked your sex drive back into working.
Maybe. I'm sure other factors have had a bigger contribution
Ha ha, I don't know what you could possibly mean
I'm sure you don't " | |||
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"20 days. Have that mother hubbards. Now I'm off to bed to avoid breaking "Ha ha, tomorrow is another day x | |||
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"20 days. Have that mother hubbards. Now I'm off to bed to avoid breaking
Ha ha, tomorrow is another day x "It most certainly is | |||
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"23 down. I make that half way "Fucking hell it feels like you started ages ago - it's only 23 days??
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"23 down. I make that half way
Fucking hell it feels like you started ages ago - it's only 23 days??
"Imagine how it feels for me! | |||
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"23 down. I make that half way
Fucking hell it feels like you started ages ago - it's only 23 days??
Imagine how it feels for me! "Apart from the teensy M&M I'm still going strong - no chocolate or masturbation. We are half way through. | |||
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"23 down. I make that half way
Fucking hell it feels like you started ages ago - it's only 23 days??
Imagine how it feels for me!
Apart from the teensy M&M I'm still going strong - no chocolate or masturbation. We are half way through.
"Chocolate and wanking seriously wtf??!! I could do 23 minutes...23 hours at a push...23 days nah | |||
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"I'm in danger of losing my fiver
I don't know. Still time for me to crack "Ha ha. You never know when | |||
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"23 down. I make that half way
Fucking hell it feels like you started ages ago - it's only 23 days??
Imagine how it feels for me!
Apart from the teensy M&M I'm still going strong - no chocolate or masturbation. We are half way through.
Chocolate and wanking seriously wtf??!! I could do 23 minutes...23 hours at a push...23 days nah "I'm quite impressed with myself as I have loads of chocolate in the cupboard and my desk drawer and I haven't touched it at all. | |||
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that. "Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate? | |||
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that.
Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate?
No, that would cheating. It would be like you (or I) using a wand and claiming we didn't masturbate as we didn't use our hands. "Carob isn't chocolate though. Is it? | |||
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that.
Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate?
No, that would cheating. It would be like you (or I) using a wand and claiming we didn't masturbate as we didn't use our hands.
Carob isn't chocolate though. Is it?"If I have a chocolatey taste I'll want chocolate. I'm addict. | |||
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that.
Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate?
No, that would cheating. It would be like you (or I) using a wand and claiming we didn't masturbate as we didn't use our hands.
Carob isn't chocolate though. Is it?
If I have a chocolatey taste I'll want chocolate. I'm addict.
"Yes I can relate. Those 3 for £1.20 deals on chocolate at Tesco. Lethal. Doesn't help that the tuck shop at work only charge 30p per bar. I have been known to woof a Bounty, Kit Kat Chunky and a Toffee Crisp in one sitting | |||
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that.
Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate?
No, that would cheating. It would be like you (or I) using a wand and claiming we didn't masturbate as we didn't use our hands.
Carob isn't chocolate though. Is it?
If I have a chocolatey taste I'll want chocolate. I'm addict.
Yes I can relate. Those 3 for £1.20 deals on chocolate at Tesco. Lethal.
Doesn't help that the tuck shop at work only charge 30p per bar. I have been known to woof a Bounty, Kit Kat Chunky and a Toffee Crisp in one sitting "Are you trying to do the same as the women sending you wank fodder by naming all that chocolate. I really want a Bounty and a KitKat now. | |||
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that.
Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate?
No, that would cheating. It would be like you (or I) using a wand and claiming we didn't masturbate as we didn't use our hands.
Carob isn't chocolate though. Is it?
If I have a chocolatey taste I'll want chocolate. I'm addict.
Yes I can relate. Those 3 for £1.20 deals on chocolate at Tesco. Lethal.
Doesn't help that the tuck shop at work only charge 30p per bar. I have been known to woof a Bounty, Kit Kat Chunky and a Toffee Crisp in one sitting
Are you trying to do the same as the women sending you wank fodder by naming all that chocolate. I really want a Bounty and a KitKat now.
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"I have been craving chocolate all day. Jelly Babies didn't quite take the edge off that.
Don't do it! It's not worth it! Have you tried foods with carob instead of chocolate?
No, that would cheating. It would be like you (or I) using a wand and claiming we didn't masturbate as we didn't use our hands.
Carob isn't chocolate though. Is it?
If I have a chocolatey taste I'll want chocolate. I'm addict.
Yes I can relate. Those 3 for £1.20 deals on chocolate at Tesco. Lethal.
Doesn't help that the tuck shop at work only charge 30p per bar. I have been known to woof a Bounty, Kit Kat Chunky and a Toffee Crisp in one sitting
Are you trying to do the same as the women sending you wank fodder by naming all that chocolate. I really want a Bounty and a KitKat now.
Oops sorry should have thought of that
I really love a nice strawberry. And a bit of mango "I had strawberries this evening. I'm being good. | |||
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"Is it Sex as well as wanking you've given up for Lent? X " I can't speak for him but for me I haven't but it has given me up. | |||
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"Is it Sex as well as wanking you've given up for Lent? X " I set it out as no wanking. Others seem to have taken it as no orgasms of any sort. To be honest it has so far not been necessary to separate the two | |||
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"Is it Sex as well as wanking you've given up for Lent? X I set it out as no wanking. Others seem to have taken it as no orgasms of any sort. To be honest it has so far not been necessary to separate the two "Okay I was curious to know there's quite a difference that's all | |||
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"Is it Sex as well as wanking you've given up for Lent? X I set it out as no wanking. Others seem to have taken it as no orgasms of any sort. To be honest it has so far not been necessary to separate the two
Okay I was curious to know there's quite a difference that's all "There is and I'm wondering whether it's a loophole I can use | |||
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"I had an M & M. I was trying to read what was printed on them and one popped into my mouth.
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"Malteser Bunnies are haunting me. " 'Eat us. Taste the chocolate goodness' I would say you have a wank and I'll eat the chocolate but that won't work | |||
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"Are you still hard at it "Up and down like a brides nightie but that's it | |||
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"Nearing the end now swing? " Nearly April - getting there | |||
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"Nearing the end now swing? Nearly April - getting there" 18 days to go. | |||
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"Nearing the end now swing? Nearly April - getting there 18 days to go." Less than 3 weeks to go | |||
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"Nearing the end now swing? Nearly April - getting there 18 days to go. Less than 3 weeks to go" So....how big are your balls right now?... like an 8lb bowling ball? | |||
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"Nearing the end now swing? Nearly April - getting there 18 days to go. Less than 3 weeks to go So....how big are your balls right now?... like an 8lb bowling ball?" I've fitted roller skates to carry them around | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
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Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on "I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though "I can see another version of my avatar coming on | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
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Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
I can see another version of my avatar coming on
Oh Jesus "You can watch swing or we can send pictures | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
I can see another version of my avatar coming on
Oh Jesus
You can watch swing or we can send pictures "I can take pictures | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
I can see another version of my avatar coming on
Oh Jesus
You can watch swing or we can send pictures
I can take pictures "But if we're all naked it's only fair you are too | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
I can see another version of my avatar coming on
Oh Jesus
You can watch swing or we can send pictures
I can take pictures
But if we're all naked it's only fair you are too "Not listening lalalalalalalla | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
I can see another version of my avatar coming on
Oh Jesus
You can watch swing or we can send pictures
I can take pictures
But if we're all naked it's only fair you are too
Not listening lalalalalalalla"Not listening? Ok here, let me show you instead... | |||
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"So this group lady wank...oops sorry wrong thread
Yeah what happened to that, I offered someone my face to sit on
I seem to remember signing up for that, can't recall who was going to sit on your face though
I can see another version of my avatar coming on
Oh Jesus
You can watch swing or we can send pictures
I can take pictures
But if we're all naked it's only fair you are too
Not listening lalalalalalalla
Not listening? Ok here, let me show you instead... "Evil woman. If I could fap the threadkiller one is fap worthy | |||
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"30 days down. Nearly the whole month done Not much of an issue now "I went out to dinner tonight and resisted the complimentary chocolates and chocolate cake. Tomorrow is two weeks to Good Friday. Once Holy Week/Passover starts we know we're on the home straight. | |||
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"30 days down. Nearly the whole month done Not much of an issue now "Oh, and FAF once this is over? | |||
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"30 days down. Nearly the whole month done Not much of an issue now
Oh, and FAF once this is over? " most definitely | |||
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"Still going I know, days turn to weeks turn to over a month. Not a knuckle shuffle in sight. The end is nigh though" Blimey.well done | |||
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"Still going I know, days turn to weeks turn to over a month. Not a knuckle shuffle in sight. The end is nigh though Blimey.well done "Thank you
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"I'm losing track now - I think it's 36 days now. 10 to go until the official end of lent "Your resolve has been admirable. Will be interesting when you can begin again. X | |||
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"I'm losing track now - I think it's 36 days now. 10 to go until the official end of lent
Your resolve has been admirable. Will be interesting when you can begin again. X "Could be dangerous | |||
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"I'm losing track now - I think it's 36 days now. 10 to go until the official end of lent
Your resolve has been admirable. Will be interesting when you can begin again. X
Could be dangerous "Is it still 10 days to go?! The bread thing is getting harder, I'm craving toast & marmite! | |||
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"I'm losing track now - I think it's 36 days now. 10 to go until the official end of lent
Your resolve has been admirable. Will be interesting when you can begin again. X
Could be dangerous
Is it still 10 days to go?!
The bread thing is getting harder, I'm craving toast & marmite!"Yes - 15th is the last day. Stay strong - you're nearly there! Bread binge on the 16th | |||
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"38 and still no knuckle shuffles Final few days to overcome and then I can have the mother of all bishop bashings" | |||
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"38 and still no knuckle shuffles Final few days to overcome and then I can have the mother of all bishop bashings" Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it | |||
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"38 and still no knuckle shuffles Final few days to overcome and then I can have the mother of all bishop bashings Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it "Oops missed this. Yes that would have been good. Willing victims are few and far away though | |||
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"Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it
Oops missed this. Yes that would have been good. Willing victims are few and far away though "Would have, you caved in? | |||
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"Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it
Oops missed this. Yes that would have been good. Willing victims are few and far away though
Would have, you caved in? " no but I'm so close to the finish line now and so much of it is behind me | |||
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"Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it
Oops missed this. Yes that would have been good. Willing victims are few and far away though
Would have, you caved in?
no but I'm so close to the finish line now and so much of it is behind me "Oh good
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"Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it
Oops missed this. Yes that would have been good. Willing victims are few and far away though
Would have, you caved in?
no but I'm so close to the finish line now and so much of it is behind me
Oh good
All you need is a friend who will lend a quick helping hand "Possibly very quick! | |||
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"Surely it would be better to allow someone else to do it
Oops missed this. Yes that would have been good. Willing victims are few and far away though
Would have, you caved in?
no but I'm so close to the finish line now and so much of it is behind me
Oh good
All you need is a friend who will lend a quick helping hand
Possibly very quick! "All the more fun | |||
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"38 and still no knuckle shuffles Final few days to overcome and then I can have the mother of all bishop bashings" Final.. erm no more like another two weeks and after that shit you just pulled scaring the mother fucking life out of me you i am and will make you wank.. be prepared for moan central to come your way!! | |||
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"38 and still no knuckle shuffles Final few days to overcome and then I can have the mother of all bishop bashings Final.. erm no more like another two weeks and after that shit you just pulled scaring the mother fucking life out of me you i am and will make you wank.. be prepared for moan central to come your way!!"
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"40 days achievement unlocked. Lent ends on Friday "You didnt do it though liar liar | |||
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"I think I still have a relevant glove somewhere. I might wear that if you are successful " Is it velvet? | |||
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"I think I still have a relevant glove somewhere. I might wear that if you are successful Is it velvet?" No it has shiny knives on it | |||
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"40 days achievement unlocked. Lent ends on Friday "Let me know when you have a wank, i want to make sure i'm in a bunker somewhere as that is going to be a mighty powerful jizz you'll be unleashing. | |||
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"40 days achievement unlocked. Lent ends on Friday
Let me know when you have a wank, i want to make sure i'm in a bunker somewhere as that is going to be a mighty powerful jizz you'll be unleashing."Either that or there'll just be a puff of air as the machinery is clogged | |||
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"40 days achievement unlocked. Lent ends on Friday
Let me know when you have a wank, i want to make sure i'm in a bunker somewhere as that is going to be a mighty powerful jizz you'll be unleashing.
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