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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When you can't decide on which side bitch to take oot tonight fml

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When...........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

look into the eyes not around the eyes and 3-2-1 and you're back in the room,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha, yeah but really you'll be browsing and posting on here all night instead!

(Actually, shit, no, that's ME isn't it! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When....... The clock strikes 6 bells on a Friday and it's officially time to get onit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wetter then an otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Nice cold pint is getting poured as a type fs ooooooffft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/03/17 18:24:56]

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Decisions decisions,it must be so hard being a stud

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Side bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Side bitch? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Decisions decisions,it must be so hard being a stud "

Takes its toll that's for sure ty for the compliment but I don't see myself as a stud, well maybe a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Side bitch? "

Definition is in the UD

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Decisions decisions,it must be so hard being a stud

Takes its toll that's for sure ty for the compliment but I don't see myself as a stud, well maybe a little "

What's the word for stud then in Glasgow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Playaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD "

Left or right side ?

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD "

UD?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?"

Urban dictionary

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

"

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I smell shite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a translator

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I smell shite "

Check your shoes, hate it when that happens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had a similar problem.

Hard life for us popular people, ain't it

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'"

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nita

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I smell shite

Check your shoes, hate it when that happens "

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Move with the times, don't get left behind

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'"

oh my, you used the 'r' word

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nita"

is that so?

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nitais that so?"

That's my take on it.

It's two different types of non-exclusive relationships.

In swinging there is mutual agreement on meeting, regardless of whether a couple meet separately.

In an open relationship, there is the agreement that the other party can have relationships/sex with others as they wish.

I appreciate others will see it differently.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nitais that so?

That's my take on it.

It's two different types of non-exclusive relationships.

In swinging there is mutual agreement on meeting, regardless of whether a couple meet separately.

In an open relationship, there is the agreement that the other party can have relationships/sex with others as they wish.

I appreciate others will see it differently.

Nita"

Are they not the same thing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are too much of a charmer, I can't actually handle the charm, it makes me want to gouge my eye out with glee

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Move with the times, don't get left behind "

Exactly right

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nitais that so?

That's my take on it.

It's two different types of non-exclusive relationships.

In swinging there is mutual agreement on meeting, regardless of whether a couple meet separately.

In an open relationship, there is the agreement that the other party can have relationships/sex with others as they wish.

I appreciate others will see it differently.

Nita

Are they not the same thing?"

In a word Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are too much of a charmer, I can't actually handle the charm, it makes me want to gouge my eye out with glee

Ruby"

Really why ty

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are too much of a charmer, I can't actually handle the charm, it makes me want to gouge my eye out with glee

Ruby

Really why ty "

Ruby might need a little more love than the side bitches but I reckon your in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nitais that so?

That's my take on it.

It's two different types of non-exclusive relationships.

In swinging there is mutual agreement on meeting, regardless of whether a couple meet separately.

In an open relationship, there is the agreement that the other party can have relationships/sex with others as they wish.

I appreciate others will see it differently.

Nita

Are they not the same thing?

In a word Naw "

I need some 'splaining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nitais that so?

That's my take on it.

It's two different types of non-exclusive relationships.

In swinging there is mutual agreement on meeting, regardless of whether a couple meet separately.

In an open relationship, there is the agreement that the other party can have relationships/sex with others as they wish.

I appreciate others will see it differently.

Nita

Are they not the same thing?

In a word Naw

I need some 'splaining."

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Side bitch?

Definition is in the UD

UD?

Urban dictionary

Yep 'urban dictionary' hip, hop and happening, helps me keep up with this new generation and their jargon, mention swinging to a 20 year old and they'll look at you like you've two heads fs! apparently to the masses now a days it's what's known as 'open relationships'

Not to my knowledge...

An open relationship is something entirely different. Swinging is a mutual sex arrangement, an open relationship is essentially consensual cheating.

Nitais that so?

That's my take on it.

It's two different types of non-exclusive relationships.

In swinging there is mutual agreement on meeting, regardless of whether a couple meet separately.

In an open relationship, there is the agreement that the other party can have relationships/sex with others as they wish.

I appreciate others will see it differently.

Nita

Are they not the same thing?

In a word Naw

I need some 'splaining.

Ain't nobody got time for that. "

That doesn't help people like me doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then? "

Neither patched them all to find another

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another "

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling...."

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

"

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed "

Only almost?

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have your plethora of side bitches got sweaty onions and itchy rings as well?

You could invite em all over for some human centipede roll play.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder "

do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote "

Yoda quotes

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes "

hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you "

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see that

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see that"

mee tooo. if he was man size and not green, id have a major crush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see thatmee tooo. if he was man size and not green, id have a major crush "

Man sized and not green I am

Crush on me you have?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/03/17 22:28:41]

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see thatmee tooo. if he was man size and not green, id have a major crush

Man sized and not green I am

Crush on me you have? "

like yoda, i might want to keep you, so i resist from finding out...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see thatmee tooo. if he was man size and not green, id have a major crush

Man sized and not green I am

Crush on me you have? like yoda, i might want to keep you, so i resist from finding out..."

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see thatmee tooo. if he was man size and not green, id have a major crush

Man sized and not green I am

Crush on me you have? like yoda, i might want to keep you, so i resist from finding out...

"

one day however, like a yoda movie, the time will come...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So which side bitch did you take oot tonight then?

Neither patched them all to find another

after all the hype..i'm, left feeling....

Hopeful?

Like a phone call may be coming?

you almost made me spit out my tea...lolol..i dont give out my number, my loss and im a kitty , not a dog..im doomed

Only almost?

Must try harder do or do not, there is no try,- yoda quote

must be hard -my quote

Yoda quotes hes my guilty pleasure ..cant wait till may the 4th be with you

There are rumours he will get a film of his own. I'd love to see thatmee tooo. if he was man size and not green, id have a major crush

Man sized and not green I am

Crush on me you have? like yoda, i might want to keep you, so i resist from finding out...

one day however, like a yoda movie, the time will come..."

I have patience. Lots of patience.

I'll keep the red undies on ice until then

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?"

scrolled to the bottom to read upwards, was not disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?"

yes, yes we are

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?"
thought you were out with your side salad..i felt the opportunity should be taken to talk about something else green and whatever a kint is, im probably not one..and your apology is not acceptable, what you going to do about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

yes, yes we are "

That's awrite then, please continue

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

yes, yes we are "

and red boxers, and timing, geography and our hopes and desires of the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?thought you were out with your side salad..i felt the opportunity should be taken to talk about something else green and whatever a kint is, im probably not one..and your apology is not acceptable, what you going to do about it? "

How aboot suck ma baws

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?thought you were out with your side salad..i felt the opportunity should be taken to talk about something else green and whatever a kint is, im probably not one..and your apology is not acceptable, what you going to do about it?

How aboot suck ma baws "

no thanks i dont join queues

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

scrolled to the bottom to read upwards, was not disappointed."

Easy to please

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

scrolled to the bottom to read upwards, was not disappointed.

Easy to please "

quite the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

scrolled to the bottom to read upwards, was not disappointed.

Easy to please

quite the opposite."

Have fun

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sorry for interrupting yer love story but are two kints chatting aboot star trek fs?

scrolled to the bottom to read upwards, was not disappointed.

Easy to please

quite the opposite."

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