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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x
Bad day?"
Large glass of whatever you think we need in two hours on the bar ready please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a bottle of prosecco in the fridge for when I get home to celebrate my first week at work. ...so it can't hurt to pop in on the way home and make a start. ..I'll have a g&t thanks op  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x
Bad day?
Large glass of whatever you think we need in two hours on the bar ready please "
Large Mojito for the lady, pint of Cobra for the chap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x
Bad day?
Large glass of whatever you think we need in two hours on the bar ready please
Large Mojito for the lady, pint of Cobra for the chap?"
We might swap but sounds perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have something Gin based please? 
A large gin with gin flavoured tonic, and a side shot of gin? "
Oh goodness no I'll be passed out on the floor....how about a 'Ladykiller' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have something Gin based please?
A large gin with gin flavoured tonic, and a side shot of gin?
Oh goodness no I'll be passed out on the floor....how about a 'Ladykiller' "
Excellent choice madam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x
Bad day?"
Feeling useless, can't fix something's and it's not nice knowing that someone I love is suffering.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x
Bad day?
Feeling useless, can't fix something's and it's not nice knowing that someone I love is suffering. "
Sounds like the cocktails are much needed then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just go on a vodka drip? It's been one of those days. 
One IV line fed with Stolichnaya, coming right up. "
Thank you. Xxx
Did I mention I'm up for pretty much anything d*unk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x
Bad day?
Feeling useless, can't fix something's and it's not nice knowing that someone I love is suffering.
Sounds like the cocktails are much needed then. "
Yes, though can't have too many as it's my sons birthday tomorrow so can't be hungover x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll get the first round in...
Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry
how about a brandy does that make you randy  
Well that would be telling "
Iam late in this conversation but a double gin and tonic for me lol |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I'll get the first round in...
Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry
how about a brandy does that make you randy
Well that would be telling
maybe whisper the answer in my ear "
Before or after cheese cake? |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I'll get the first round in...
Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry
how about a brandy does that make you randy
Well that would be telling
maybe whisper the answer in my ear
Before or after cheese cake? "
maybe as we share a piece together |
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"Vodka and lemonade for me please
And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me  "
I was only going to have a pint but fuck it I'll have one of them too |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Vodka and lemonade for me please
And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me
I was only going to have a pint but fuck it I'll have one of them too "
Just need a few of the lady's to help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and lemonade for me please
And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me "
You're bang out of luck, instead you've got the fat oaf barman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the peanuts
Only in a packet though, those bowls on the bar are covered in urine apparently. 
OP - I'd love a lime & soda please."
Done, only packets here. No pissy bowls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are still waiting for the cocktail list.
Vodka and lemonade for Me and dark rum and lemonade for Mr while we wait please. "
Pretty much anything with gin it seems. Quite a popular drink now. Unless you wanna try and nick some of Rachel's IV vodka? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Vodka and lemonade for me please
And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me
You're bang out of luck, instead you've got the fat oaf barman "
Bollox - sulks - is going unlos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are still waiting for the cocktail list.
Vodka and lemonade for Me and dark rum and lemonade for Mr while we wait please.
Pretty much anything with gin it seems. Quite a popular drink now. Unless you wanna try and nick some of Rachel's IV vodka? "
Only if she wants to share |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Still waiting for my surprise
A slow comfortable screw, served over ice.
Thank you
And what would you like to drink  "
Something smooth and very alcoholic... Tirrimisu martini to start it's been a shit day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!!
come here I've got something very naughty in mind for you "
I'm sure you do on my way as requested because I'm good like that |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!!
come here I've got something very naughty in mind for you
I'm sure you do on my way as requested because I'm good like that "
good girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep
Jäger and Vanilla Coke 
That sounds lethal that sounds fun more like xx"
Doubles for you then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep
Jäger and Vanilla Coke
That sounds lethal that sounds fun more like xx
Doubles for you then? "
yes please lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep
Jäger and Vanilla Coke
That sounds lethal that sounds fun more like xx
Doubles for you then? yes please lovely xx"
plus are you trying to get me d*unk xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!!
A thousand apologies, extra shots for you with your Mojito"
Much appreciated but I need another soon xx |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!!
A thousand apologies, extra shots for you with your Mojito
Much appreciated but I need another soon xx"
Oooo can I have a mojito as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks  is there a problem ?
Sack the barman, he's watching the rugby
Help yourselves never mind sack im going to spank mine and the lovely folk of fab are parched "
I'll line em up along the bar for the next 40minutes
Rugby first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks is there a problem ?
Sack the barman, he's watching the rugby
Help yourselves never mind sack im going to spank mine and the lovely folk of fab are parched
I'll line em up along the bar for the next 40minutes
Rugby first "
oh really lol xx |
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