The last time I was at the louvre, I noticed many women enjoying the penis's on those classical statues..
Perhaps paint yourself bronze and go and pretend to be Michelangelos "David" in your local city centre..
Even if you don't get any female admirers, you may earn a few quid..
Or get picked up by the fuzz so I'd suggest shaving that off beforehand.. |
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"I fucking hope so mate !!  
fucking brilliant i spat out a mouthful of my coffee reading this  
Your mate John?
tag team partner why you interested   "
I'd need three or four if they're that mini |
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By *andsonjohnMan
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"I fucking hope so mate !!
fucking brilliant i spat out a mouthful of my coffee reading this
Your mate John?
tag team partner why you interested
I'd need three or four if they're that mini "
three should be enough to make you air tight and lovely and quite |
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I'm not a fan of too small in all honesty as it feels like I'm being fucked by a tiny finger. Conversely, I'm not a fan of too big either. Average is great.
Just my honest opinion |
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"I fucking hope so mate !!
fucking brilliant i spat out a mouthful of my coffee reading this
Your mate John?
tag team partner why you interested
I'd need three or four if they're that mini
three should be enough to make you air tight and lovely and quite "
Quite or quiet Hun? |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I fucking hope so mate !!
fucking brilliant i spat out a mouthful of my coffee reading this
Your mate John?
tag team partner why you interested
I'd need three or four if they're that mini
three should be enough to make you air tight and lovely and quite
Quite or quiet Hun? "
grrrr quiet bloody phone not to self don't mess around on fab while shopping in Sainsbury's |
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"I fucking hope so mate !!
fucking brilliant i spat out a mouthful of my coffee reading this
Your mate John?
tag team partner why you interested
I'd need three or four if they're that mini
three should be enough to make you air tight and lovely and quite
Quite or quiet Hun?
grrrr quiet bloody phone not to self don't mess around on fab while shopping in Sainsbury's "
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