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What Would You Say If You Woke Up To The Person Above You In Your Bed?
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after a d*unken night out you wake up in bed with the person above, What would you say ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when did you arrive  "
Fuck me , Goldilocks , you've changed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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was I any good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Want to go again? |
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"did we have sex last night "
wow that rohypnol worked a treat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All those bjs made you quite |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
who's making breakfast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kettle's downstairs, oh by the way.....can you cook? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pass us some crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I can I'll show you later |
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"pass us some crisps "
get yer own frigging crips, i've cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give me my cereal back |
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"wheres my tea? "
Not got a dirty laff, dont make me laff |
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"wheres my tea?
Not got a dirty laff, dont make me laff"
shall I colour you in?
Mistress x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres my tea?
Not got a dirty laff, dont make me laff"
not mushroom in here.get it...get it.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you snoore really loud, and the dribbling isnt sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres my tea?
Not got a dirty laff, dont make me laff
not mushroom in here.get it...get it.... "
thought you said it was tight  |
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"wheres my tea?
Not got a dirty laff, dont make me laff
not mushroom in here.get it...get it.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My god is was real and not a dream  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hi Tom xx |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
who the hell are you???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why you wearing pink knickers "
cos they make my bum look big  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FROFF!!! "
Knew I'd turn ya! |
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"FROFF!!!
Knew I'd turn ya! "
Woooohooo |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
"FROFF!!! "
Thank you boo hoo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FROFF!!!
Knew I'd turn ya!
Woooohooo "
Alright luv... where do ya keep ya mop and bucket? x |
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"FROFF!!!
Knew I'd turn ya!
Woooohooo
Alright luv... where do ya keep ya mop and bucket? x"
Did i come THAT much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FROFF!!!
Knew I'd turn ya!
Woooohooo
Alright luv... where do ya keep ya mop and bucket? x
Did i come THAT much?"
What a fungi that mushroom fella is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did I get your frock off? |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
omg will get done for corruption now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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howd my hand get there |
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"howd my hand get there"
Put the kettle on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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open up Im not finished _etillante |
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"open up Im not finished _etillante"
finished, you haven;t started |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello lover.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how the hell did you get in my house?!!!
im d*unk remember i dont remember bringing you home last night lol |
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was that pierced last night???? |
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"was that pierced last night????"
No but I was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we would be lucky if we got sleep as on the job , lol x 24/7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow dreams do come true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i wouldnt say much as actions speak louder than words but it would all be good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacon sandwich please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh what a night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Again ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Again ? "
Wouldn't say no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coorrrrr you got the wrong bed babe?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I was dared love |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
where the feck did that marriage certificate come from?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make me a coffee darling xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
oh god, thought I'd got rid of you last night |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
mmmm 3 some with the two above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass her back mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you even talk in your sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning whats ya name again?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I charge extra for bubble bath  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ill bring me own then xx |
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run me a bath sexy then lets figure out why there are traffic cones,a police helmet,two sexy men tied up on the floor and an empty bottle of lube in the bedroom? |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
"run me a bath sexy then lets figure out why there are traffic cones,a police helmet,two sexy men tied up on the floor and an empty bottle of lube in the bedroom? "
LOL baths on dear xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"run me a bath sexy then lets figure out why there are traffic cones,a police helmet,two sexy men tied up on the floor and an empty bottle of lube in the bedroom?
bugger me so it was you xx
yep ied bugger you ... 
There's a lot in this bed "
and the little one said... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and the little one said..."
Will someone make me a bloody cuppa xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
oh feck, think I need to change the locks!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knickers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes ttake them off and lets have more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't me |
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"Wasn't me "
Oh hell, must have been a dream then |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give Mum a nudge its her turn to make the Tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your quiet this morning |
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Move over Kev and let the mrs back in mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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was I any good? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One lump or two ? |
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oh come on kev, forget the tea |
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"One lump or two ? "
Oi move that lump over here |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
stop stealing all the quilt you!! |
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or aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh te he x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh shit!!!! there not pillows. lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
What the fuck are you doing here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
Who farted? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Who farted? "
Your halo has slipped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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was that as good for you as it was for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can we swap now? mmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mmmmm do it again then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why is my arse so sore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just woke sarah999...wheres the coffee,breakfast and bj ...sakes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sort ur piles babe, im missin anal |
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God, we had no idea, you animal you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i didnt feel a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sort ur piles babe, im missin anal"
FFS drip dry the laptop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only looked at ur fanny cutensassy...I dont expect u to come EVERY time I wink at u x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you seen my watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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paddy ffs speak english |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you seen my watch "
Noooo but if I do a headstand I believe you can tell the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you seen my watch
Noooo but if I do a headstand I believe you can tell the time "
Is that your fanny ticking or your rucksack |
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"Have you seen my watch
Noooo but if I do a headstand I believe you can tell the time
Is that your fanny ticking or your rucksack "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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omg your not orlando bloom.. i feel so, ... used! |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"omg your not orlando bloom.. i feel so, ... used! "
Ding dong! well good morning, you mentioned feelings? well can TT not have feelings too? |
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hope your a woman under that burkha |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
ooooo whats that pressing into my back feels like a caber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooo whats that pressing into my back feels like a caber"
ooops it's a piece of Jenga. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do not chew my arm off please x |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
loch lomond |
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"who are you "
I thought the bed was lumpy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who are you
I thought the bed was lumpy"
It's your turn to start a 'would you' thread xx |
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"who are you
I thought the bed was lumpy
It's your turn to start a 'would you' thread xx"
Oh honey, lets do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mmm wow they were not beer goggles after all lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well hello! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Hathor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we try that all again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh hello xx |
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"Oooh hello xx "
Fancy meeting you here |
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"whats that in ya eye"
an eyeball |
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"whats that in ya eye
an eyeball "
looks a white mess of sorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You again? Xx "
Can't get enough baby |
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Make us a brew, tea, milk, no sugar, please |
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"Make it yourself you lazy sod "
I'll make it worth ya while |
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Go on then, what else would you like, you name it |
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"Make it yourself you lazy sod
I'll make it worth ya while"
make me one as well plzzzzzzzzzzz |
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You got it, same on offer is it? |
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"Make it yourself you lazy sod
I'll make it worth ya while
make me one as well plzzzzzzzzzzz"
You have to make it worth their while |
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I do love you in blue, now get it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lets do it all over again xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh no, not again. |
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"its off
now wheres me tea "
Christ, your tea went cold quick, mind you, it was a great session and just realised how long ago I made it, fancy another? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must stop meetin like this xx |
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"Must stop meetin like this xx "
Bet you say that to all the girls |
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