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By *eeside OP Man over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

How about a joke....

2 weeks agow a man went to a wine exzibit and had lots of glasses of wine.

He tryed lots of difrount tips but complained after every glarss he had......

He did enjoy haveing a good wine

Wots your joks ???

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By *eeside OP Man over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wot has white , black and red strips.....

A zebra with sun burn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was black, white and red....?

A penguin in a liquidiser!

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

Knock knock

Who's there?

Howard

Howard I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do some blondes get confused in the ladies room? They have to pull their own panties down.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

I used to go out with a bricklayers daughter,

Cement the world too me

Ok back to work

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By *eeside OP Man over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I used to go out with a bricklayers daughter,

Cement the world too me

Ok back to work

Wears basall brush for the ,boom,boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where does a fish keep its money?

In a river bank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arsenal"
ooooiiiiiiii however they really have been playing absolute shite xx

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Heard about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's brown and sticky....... A brown stick xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blackburn rovers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how do you hire a horse ? ....... put it on 4 bricks .. im here all week .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you heard about the dumbest terrorist in the world?

He was ordered to blow up a bus full of people in broad daylight!!

Oh how they all laughed as his lips melted to the exhaust pipe!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no idea

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why do cows have hooves

Because they lactoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£9 for two coffees! no wonder it's called Costa, Costa fucking fortune, boom boom.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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