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over a year ago
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Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising  has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??  |
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
Its probably no different to some women's pictures or the type of bra she is wearing |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
what about the ones that look small in pictures due to bad camera angles .
anyone ever been surprised in a nice way when seeing it in the flesh 
tink I'm waiting for you to see this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
Not over dick size but a few times the females pics have been very flattering... those perky boobs end up being lifeless bags of skin |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
Yeah it's like when women stick their arses out but when they stand up their jeans fall off as there's nothing in them |
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"No different to a wonder bra I guess.
Especially when they take it off and you wonder where the fuck they went 
Fair point
Haha  "
You're letting the menfolk down though Fabulous you're supposed to say something insulting toward's women like everyone else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No different to a wonder bra I guess.
Especially when they take it off and you wonder where the fuck they went
Fair point
Haha
You're letting the menfolk down though Fabulous you're supposed to say something insulting toward's women like everyone else "
And use my hands for the rest of life?
No,thanks |
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"No different to a wonder bra I guess.
Especially when they take it off and you wonder where the fuck they went
Fair point
Haha
You're letting the menfolk down though Fabulous you're supposed to say something insulting toward's women like everyone else
And use my hands for the rest of life?
No,thanks "
Wise man,nice photo as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
Exactly the same as a women's tits are in a bra on some pics and then when the bras off there swinging around the knees. ?? |
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??
Exactly the same as a women's tits are in a bra on some pics and then when the bras off there swinging around the knees. ??"
That one's already been said,think of a new one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator. "
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed  ....shallow bitch and proud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do women's cunts look smaller depending on the camera angle?
Depending on the lighting as well
I reckon shadows only show the tip of the iceberg "
The temperature of the room plays a role as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud! "
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"Do women's cunts look smaller depending on the camera angle?
Depending on the lighting as well
I reckon shadows only show the tip of the iceberg "
I've played with ice cubes, but never an iceberg  |
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
Happy with mine, but don't show them on my profile, but they are there ready to pounce, probably got too many pics of the little fella actually, question is show or no show? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do women's cunts look smaller depending on the camera angle?
Depending on the lighting as well
I reckon shadows only show the tip of the iceberg
I've played with ice cubes, but never an iceberg "
Haha you don't know what you are missing |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising "
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
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Ha ha ha ha in that case all the 'single' men should put 'lying cheating wanker of a man here' wouldn't work would it ha ha. I'm not a size queen it's just what you see is what you should get |
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
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Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ha ha ha ha in that case all the 'single' men should put 'lying cheating wanker of a man here' wouldn't work would it ha ha. I'm not a size queen it's just what you see is what you should get "
oh it works better than you think people like to know where they stand from the word go I lesson my fellow men would benefit from learning in my opinion
as it improves ones chances of meets instead of hindering them like so many seem to think it does on here |
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over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!"
If they have been dipped in Nutella, I wouldn't mind at all |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!"
your boobs or any woman's boobs for that matter mean nothing to me
I'm more interested in whether your sexual make up works for me and in all honesty your tits size is going to have no baring on that what so ever . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No different to a wonder bra I guess.
Especially when they take it off and you wonder where the fuck they went "
I'm flat chested really I've just got ten wonder bras on
Mrs |
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
your boobs or any woman's boobs for that matter mean nothing to me
I'm more interested in whether your sexual make up works for me and in all honesty your tits size is going to have no baring on that what so ever . "
but you say you like a nice cleavage view?! |
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
If they have been dipped in Nutella, I wouldn't mind at all "
I best go and buy some then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
If they have been dipped in Nutella, I wouldn't mind at all
I best go and buy some then "
Can you buy some yogurt too? |
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
If they have been dipped in Nutella, I wouldn't mind at all
I best go and buy some then
Can you buy some yogurt too? "
I'm not doing your weekly flipping shop Mr! |
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
If they have been dipped in Nutella, I wouldn't mind at all
I best go and buy some then
Can you buy some yogurt too?
I'm not doing your weekly flipping shop Mr!"
Don't be mad at the guy for trying ! |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"I've been shooting some video and photos with an iphone recently. Some things do appear longer with it.
I need new photos my mate, wanna help me out "
Get yourself down to closest apple store, Shoot your pics, mail them to yourself, profit.
I look forward to reading about you on the news. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??
Exactly the same as a women's tits are in a bra on some pics and then when the bras off there swinging around the knees. ??"
I've got 36k boobs - if you can't work out that at that size they look different without a bra on then I'd rather meet someone with a bit more common sense .
Ps to the hot men on this thread , they don't swing around my knees either |
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Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
If they have been dipped in Nutella, I wouldn't mind at all
I best go and buy some then
Can you buy some yogurt too?
I'm not doing your weekly flipping shop Mr!
Don't be mad at the guy for trying ! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you want my honest opinion I think most of the guy do that so they get more notes or use a photo from somewhere else and claim it to be their cock too that’s want I think..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been shooting some video and photos with an iphone recently. Some things do appear longer with it.
I need new photos my mate, wanna help me out
Get yourself down to closest apple store, Shoot your pics, mail them to yourself, profit.
I look forward to reading about you on the news."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha ha ha brilliant. Loving reading all this. Forums are so much fun. You always get ones that pipe up and get wound up. Calm down. It's only a laugh |
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"Ha ha ha ha brilliant. Loving reading all this. Forums are so much fun. You always get ones that pipe up and get wound up. Calm down. It's only a laugh "
It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it too hard |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising
if your a size queen put it in your profile or your the one false advertising
same if your shallow bitch put that in there to so us guys know who we are really dealing with before we message
again on grounds of you falsely advertising what type of woman you are .
Ok so if you're like a lot of guy's who like big boob's and that's what you see in a photo unclothed and someone with boob's like mine turn's up,wouldn't you be a little disappointed?! I'm thinking anyone would!
your boobs or any woman's boobs for that matter mean nothing to me
I'm more interested in whether your sexual make up works for me and in all honesty your tits size is going to have no baring on that what so ever .
but you say you like a nice cleavage view?! "
I happen to ignore such views on socials until I think its time to bring up the fact on said social .
in other words I will use the fact a woman wanted to impress me to tease her senseless in a nice way on that social at a time of my choosing |
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size?? "
I've not experienced that, however I have experienced false advertising where a woman has used the camera angles, lighting and every last push in their body, to try and enhance their arse shots, in attempts to lure people in. |
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??
I've not experienced that, however I have experienced false advertising where a woman has used the camera angles, lighting and every last push in their body, to try and enhance their arse shots, in attempts to lure people in. "
Ha ha it's just stupid. Pose natural and have done with it. That way everyone knows what's what  |
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??
I've not experienced that, however I have experienced false advertising where a woman has used the camera angles, lighting and every last push in their body, to try and enhance their arse shots, in attempts to lure people in.
Ha ha it's just stupid. Pose natural and have done with it. That way everyone knows what's what "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??
I've not experienced that, however I have experienced false advertising where a woman has used the camera angles, lighting and every last push in their body, to try and enhance their arse shots, in attempts to lure people in.
Ha ha it's just stupid. Pose natural and have done with it. That way everyone knows what's what
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Ha ha ha oh I get it, that was a dig at my picture. I can assure you I was simply bent over my bed and pushing nothing out any direction. The lighting was natural daylight. A natural shot of me bent over. That is the way I look. Simple. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Funny you |
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"Ha ha ha camera angles eh?! Some dicks look big in pics but the reality is somewhat different. It's false advertising has anyone else found themselves disappointed over a less than expected dick size??
I've not experienced that, however I have experienced false advertising where a woman has used the camera angles, lighting and every last push in their body, to try and enhance their arse shots, in attempts to lure people in.
Ha ha it's just stupid. Pose natural and have done with it. That way everyone knows what's what
Ha ha ha oh I get it, that was a dig at my picture. I can assure you I was simply bent over my bed and pushing nothing out any direction. The lighting was natural daylight. A natural shot of me bent over. That is the way I look. Simple. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Funny you "
Well, you look great. |
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"She wears her make up to perfection
Hair extensions
Boob job
Botox
Tattooed eyebrows
Lip injections
...and she wants a real man "
Ha ha ha who you on about?? I am none of what you describe above and wouldn't want to be. Each to their own and all that. I'm all natural  |
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"She wears her make up to perfection
Hair extensions
Boob job
Botox
Tattooed eyebrows
Lip injections
...and she wants a real man
Ha ha ha who you on about?? I am none of what you describe above and wouldn't want to be. Each to their own and all that. I'm all natural "
Wasn't aimed at anyone sexy arse ,it was a tongue in cheek giggle ...nothing less nothing more |
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"She wears her make up to perfection
Hair extensions
Boob job
Botox
Tattooed eyebrows
Lip injections
...and she wants a real man
Ha ha ha who you on about?? I am none of what you describe above and wouldn't want to be. Each to their own and all that. I'm all natural
Wasn't aimed at anyone sexy arse ,it was a tongue in cheek giggle ...nothing less nothing more "
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"She wears her make up to perfection
Hair extensions
Boob job
Botox
Tattooed eyebrows
Lip injections
...and she wants a real man
Ha ha ha who you on about?? I am none of what you describe above and wouldn't want to be. Each to their own and all that. I'm all natural
Wasn't aimed at anyone sexy arse ,it was a tongue in cheek giggle ...nothing less nothing more
Ha ha ha ok. Fair point though ha ha "
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"Never been disappointed cos I'm not a shallow bitch. I like men not dicks. If I just needed a dick I'd get a vibrator.
oops. ...I must be a shallow bitch...I like men and I have to like their dicks too,but luckily I've never been disappointed ....shallow bitch and proud!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shallow bitch here too then. Most of the time you only get a cock to judge from. I'm not saying it's the be all and end all but if you're expecting a certain sized cock then that's what you should get. As I said false advertising "
Did he specifically say he had a big cock or were you just going off the pic?
I've had the opposite. His cock looked normal in the pic but in real life it was huuuuge.  |
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High priestess of penis here, I'm never disappointed with penis size in the flesh because I can gauge the length and circumference of a penis from a picture as long as he sends the right pose, standing slightly sideways to the camera, hands by the side and penis hanging free, on the flop and full mast.
I also have no secrets in my pictures, boobs are out with no bra and no droop. |
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"High priestess of penis here, I'm never disappointed with penis size in the flesh because I can gauge the length and circumference of a penis from a picture as long as he sends the right pose, standing slightly sideways to the camera, hands by the side and penis hanging free, on the flop and full mast.
I also have no secrets in my pictures, boobs are out with no bra and no droop. "
And your boobs are incredible btw. |
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"High priestess of penis here, I'm never disappointed with penis size in the flesh because I can gauge the length and circumference of a penis from a picture as long as he sends the right pose, standing slightly sideways to the camera, hands by the side and penis hanging free, on the flop and full mast.
I also have no secrets in my pictures, boobs are out with no bra and no droop.
And your boobs are incredible btw. "
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"High priestess of penis here, I'm never disappointed with penis size in the flesh because I can gauge the length and circumference of a penis from a picture as long as he sends the right pose, standing slightly sideways to the camera, hands by the side and penis hanging free, on the flop and full mast.
I also have no secrets in my pictures, boobs are out with no bra and no droop.
And your boobs are incredible btw.
Many thanks "
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"High priestess of penis here, I'm never disappointed with penis size in the flesh because I can gauge the length and circumference of a penis from a picture as long as he sends the right pose, standing slightly sideways to the camera, hands by the side and penis hanging free, on the flop and full mast.
I also have no secrets in my pictures, boobs are out with no bra and no droop. "
Ha ha right on sister! Great tits  |
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