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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol  "
Both.....any holes a goal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would say sex but the Mrs would probably watch the football with me as well so we'd combine the two. A good shag on the sofa while the match is playing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I would normally say Football as I'm very passionate about my team. However, watching Arsenal atm gives me no joy at all. I'm better off spending my free time elsewhere.
I'll take the sex please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I would normally say Football as I'm very passionate about my team. However, watching Arsenal atm gives me no joy at all. I'm better off spending my free time elsewhere.
I'll take the sex please "
Jeez just be thankful you don't live in the north east  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Football. Wouldn't even have to be my team for me to watch. Got all the time in the world to bang, if I missed a game like the Barca one, I'd never forgive myself haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're talking about playing football then 100%.. not much can beat that for me...
But if its sex or watching man city vs stoke it would depend on the woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're talking about playing football then 100%.. not much can beat that for me..."
Erm... this is difficult!
The easy decision:
I don't watch football as much as I used to. Can watch highlights if it was an amazing match or record it. Sex wins in this situation.
Tricky decision:
I love playing football. Sex before OR optional after, if I was in the winning team. Sex before AND after if I was in the loosing team... helps to ease the pain, but never during a game
Hard decision:
If it was the World Cup final! I would need to watch this.
However here is my fantasy, which is bloody difficult to achieve because only get this opportunity once every 4 years! Grrrrrrr ...
Watching the final with a woman. The only criteria she would need to tick is to understand the offside rule. Obviously this is non negotiable! Not explaining that during the live match ffs 
If our chosen team scores. We celebrate however she wants to.
If we are winning we celebrate however she wants to.
If we are loosing we have angry sex.
If by some miracle England is in the final... oh yes you know where I am going with this...
It is highly likely we would be loosing...
As soon as it is half time:
Angry sex would be soo fucking intense  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first  The fools!
Blimey, really? "
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first The fools!
Blimey, really?
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal! "
Well fuck that! Or not as the case seems to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first The fools!
Blimey, really?
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal! "
Some of us would kill for that sort of attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first The fools!
Blimey, really?
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal! "
Bro's before Hoe's, Blood!
(*for the easily offended or hard of thinking, no, I don't *really* think of women as Hoe's ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first The fools!
Blimey, really?
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal!
Well fuck that! Or not as the case seems to be "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first The fools!
Blimey, really?
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal!
Some of us would kill for that sort of attention"
He is not really a receptive one for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first The fools!
Blimey, really?
I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal!
Bro's before Hoe's, Blood!
(*for the easily offended or hard of thinking, no, I don't *really* think of women as Hoe's )"
That kinda thinking for sure. This chap would balk at the idea of accepting homosexuality or a male being remotely effeminate, but think nothing of kissing and hugging a teammate that scores on the pitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol "
Sex
A game of cards (I hate card games)
Practice tossing dried peas into a bin.
Anything but football. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol "
Sex..!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Mrs had a guy booked to fuck her one Saturday, on the morning of the fuck day, she got bombed off for the football.
A shag or football !! We think, in our book, something is sad if he/she chooses football over fun in the bedroom. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"The Mrs had a guy booked to fuck her one Saturday, on the morning of the fuck day, she got bombed off for the football.
A shag or football !! We think, in our book, something is sad if he/she chooses football over fun in the bedroom."
Sad, especially when football matches don't appear overnight but are usually planned weeks in advance.
So, you probably were better off not meeting this dipstick, who couldn't recall a football match clashing with his meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about sex or rugby?
Pfft easy choice
Rugby?
Only choice I've got 
Can I take both? Rugby sex rugby
Maybe I should marry you instead
I'll scream more for the rugby though "
Probably... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not overly bothered about the football but my OH is a massive united supporter and we have been known to have a bit of doggy whilst they're playing
But...i wouldn't really expect to have Sex whilst the footie is on anyway x |
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