Ok, cake is not the issue here.
What is the deal in general with us humans ?
Why do we freely agree to visit/be visited/go to woods, yet act all strange and very polite if tea or coffee is offered ( at the suitable time ofc)
just makes me smile so thought i would share it and see what everyone else thinks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't accept tea or coffee before sex because I would need to piss halfway through being fucked. I find coffee meets a bore because each time the bloke has spent all the time gazing longingly at my cleavage and I have had to make all the conversation.
I don't do cake, I,m on a diet.
However if any men want to take me to dinner with sex for afters, feel free to message me. XXX |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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I like cake and sex for breakfast. I don't drink tea or coffee but the idea of fucking some random in the woods or back of a car doesn't appeal to me at all.
Hot chocolate and laughter meets are great for me. Kisses are a bonus.
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"I don't accept tea or coffee before sex because I would need to piss halfway through being fucked. I find coffee meets a bore because each time the bloke has spent all the time gazing longingly at my cleavage and I have had to make all the conversation.
I don't do cake, I,m on a diet.
However if any men want to take me to dinner with sex for afters, feel free to message me. XXX"
How about on your next social, don't show any cleavage? Just a thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums   "
only in your twisted imagination
that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse  |
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"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums
only in your twisted imagination
that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse "
Ha haa battenburg or battered arse ...decisions decisions  |
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"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums
only in your twisted imagination
that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse "
OMG...that is absolute class  |
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"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums
only in your twisted imagination
that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse "
Brilliant |
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"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums
only in your twisted imagination
that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse "
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