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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.
i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.
is that random? idk. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?"
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'. 
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be. |
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"yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.
i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.
is that random? idk."
Like the dude from the tefal advert. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.
i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.
is that random? idk.
Like the dude from the tefal advert."
yes, exactly that. you never see these guys any more and i follow a lot of science media. |
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be."
Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really 
Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.
Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really
Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs "
might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.
Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really
Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs
might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you."
Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.
Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really
Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs
might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.
Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names "
yeah i reverted back to my usual name. not really that keen on 3sums right now either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.
Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really
Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs
might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.
Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names
yeah i reverted back to my usual name. not really that keen on 3sums right now either. "
Try "3sumssometimes " |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?
ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.
i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.
Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really
Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs
might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.
Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names
yeah i reverted back to my usual name. not really that keen on 3sums right now either.
Try "3sumssometimes " "
lol.
i only have one name change left, if i ever change it again it'll have to be something awesome i change it to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah, by how much would sea levels fall if you removed all the sponges?"
wouldnt expect the level to fall once you have squeezed all the water out apart from the actual size of the squeezed sponge
but what do I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the questions include:
Why do ducks walk in a link?
Can fish sneeze?
Why do crisps always expire on a Saturday?
Can an adult be identified by their baby fingerprint?
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"Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork? "
The Military only ever refer to them in the order knife, fork, spoon (kfs). You're laying them out in the drawer in auditory order.
On the table in the middle ages the kinfe was placed on your right, because this is your knife/sword wielding hand. Your left hand was used to grab the haunch to take a slice off it.
You then wiped your hand on the napkin which was slung over your left shoulder. |
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"Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork?
The Military only ever refer to them in the order knife, fork, spoon (kfs). You're laying them out in the drawer in auditory order.
On the table in the middle ages the kinfe was placed on your right, because this is your knife/sword wielding hand. Your left hand was used to grab the haunch to take a slice off it.
You then wiped your hand on the napkin which was slung over your left shoulder."
Ahhh, you learn something new every day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.
i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.
is that random? idk."
We called them tefal men after them ads |
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"Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork? "
Didn't know that we did that? The 2nd bit i mean. |
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