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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken and licking day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

'Licking out' or 'plate' are better words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God! I hope not...I hate champagne and much prefer sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

It's the only way I drink champagne.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hate that word for some reason.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

I quite like 'tipping the velvet' as a better term (the book was bloody brilliant too!)

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

H likes steak so how about

Steak & Snaketongue Day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steak and blow job is cos we get V day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did clam and cunnilingus day a few weeks ago as a deposit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X"

Choclick day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a Chinese and doggy day ?

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X"

Oh me too. Can't abide the stuff.

Choc-lick Day?

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I hate that word for some reason."

Vile isn't it? Alas there are many other variations

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I quite like 'tipping the velvet' as a better term (the book was bloody brilliant too!)

Book is dross. All blushing and lingering eyes. Just snog her you silly mare!!

Sorry, as you were

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Steak and blow job is cos we get V day"

To stop violence towards women? Hardly the same thing

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

Choclick day?"

Aah shit, beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

Choclick day?

Aah shit, beat me to it"

It's your thread, I will gracefully step away

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By *ischief ManagedCouple over a year ago

manchester

cook & cock day

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

Choclick day?

Aah shit, beat me to it

It's your thread, I will gracefully step away

Don't be daft love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

Choclick day?

Aah shit, beat me to it

It's your thread, I will gracefully step away

Don't be daft love

I think the fact that you both came up with the same idea means that it's an awesome idea and must be made a thing!

Choclick day. I love it!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Steak and blow job is cos we get V day

To stop violence towards women? Hardly the same thing

valentines

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Steak and blow job is cos we get V day

To stop violence towards women? Hardly the same thing

valentines

Which is on the same as as V Day. Clarification required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chock-lick day... fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just give me the alcohol

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Chock-lick day... fabulous!"

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

"I quite like 'tipping the velvet' as a better term (the book was bloody brilliant too!)

Book is dross. All blushing and lingering eyes. Just snog her you silly mare!!

Sorry, as you were "

Ha ha ... and there was me

at mention of fisting in a mainstream novel, I think the blushing must have gone over my head!

Anyway, as you were ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choc 'n' cock day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

Choclick day?

Aah shit, beat me to it

It's your thread, I will gracefully step away

Don't be daft love

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

Yea its called valentines day isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the idea of a female version. What day is steak and bj day? is it the 14th?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well while we're changing names and shit, why not introduce a new flexi-date system?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well while we're changing names and shit, why not introduce a new flexi-date system?"

For example, should you feel that this might be a way you'd like to spend some or all of your day you could invoke your 'Choc-lick' rights. After all, real men do not, I repeat - do not, reneged on this sort of thing

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I quite like 'tipping the velvet' as a better term (the book was bloody brilliant too!)

Book is dross. All blushing and lingering eyes. Just snog her you silly mare!!

Sorry, as you were

Ha ha ... and there was me

at mention of fisting in a mainstream novel, I think the blushing must have gone over my head!

Anyway, as you were ...

Sorry, just found it all a bit tame. I'm too ruddy jaded!

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Lick job? Poor attempt.

I don't like champagne either, would much prefer chocolate and lick day ha ha ha.

Eve. X

Choclick day?

Aah shit, beat me to it

It's your thread, I will gracefully step away

Don't be daft love

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

Get Lindt to sponsor it? Creating a business plan on Fab. Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the idea of a female version. What day is steak and bj day? is it the 14th?"

Already exists it's officially called chicken and licken day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, men get steak and we get chicken?

I feel a bit diddled, to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the idea of a female version. What day is steak and bj day? is it the 14th?

Already exists it's officially called chicken and licken day."

Chicken??

Chicken is cheap

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year..."

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical.

Yea its called valentines day isnt it?

That day is for lovers. Men and women get spoiled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual "

How about the August Bank Holiday? A sort of happy mid-point?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day"

I don't think cake is special enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day

I don't think cake is special enough. "

Surely it's abut the combination?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day

I don't think cake is special enough. "

Steak isn't that special either

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I like the idea of a female version. What day is steak and bj day? is it the 14th?

Already exists it's officially called chicken and licken day."

Get that off your urban dictionary?

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual

How about the August Bank Holiday? A sort of happy mid-point?"

Runny chocolate though..... Yeah I can deal with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual

How about the August Bank Holiday? A sort of happy mid-point?

Runny chocolate though..... Yeah I can deal with that "

Ordinarily a problem, but not so much with this particular combination

(that's about as close as we've got to a licking emoji)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day

I don't think cake is special enough.

Steak isn't that special either "

It is for a lot of men, if a woman cooks it for them.

Saying that, if a man baked me a cake I'd be very impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the idea of a female version. What day is steak and bj day? is it the 14th?

Already exists it's officially called chicken and licken day.

Chicken??

Chicken is cheap

Don't shoot the messenger. I didn't invent it i just enforce it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day

I don't think cake is special enough.

Steak isn't that special either

It is for a lot of men, if a woman cooks it for them.

Saying that, if a man baked me a cake I'd be very impressed. "

Oh really...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual

How about the August Bank Holiday? A sort of happy mid-point?

Runny chocolate though..... Yeah I can deal with that

Ordinarily a problem, but not so much with this particular combination

(that's about as close as we've got to a licking emoji)"

This has reminded me of a time my husband decided to treat me around Easter time. He melted a bit of an Easter egg and smeared it over my pussy.

He had tested it with his finger for heat and thought it was cooled enough.

It wasn't

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Gash Wednesday?

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

On the basis that steak and a blowjob is neither alliteration or a rhyme, the world ladies is your oyster, or bearded clam..

Si why not champagne and a muffs dive, chocolate and a rug munch, pizza and lip service, lickety slit and Lambrini or how about the good ol' east London tradition of pie and mash and a face fuck..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

Tasting the waters, there two pints of john smith down my head and im making shit up.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple over a year ago

Rhuddan

Hang on a minute.

When was steak and blowjob day!!!!!

I missed that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual

How about the August Bank Holiday? A sort of happy mid-point?

Runny chocolate though..... Yeah I can deal with that

Ordinarily a problem, but not so much with this particular combination

(that's about as close as we've got to a licking emoji)

This has reminded me of a time my husband decided to treat me around Easter time. He melted a bit of an Easter egg and smeared it over my pussy.

He had tested it with his finger for heat and thought it was cooled enough.

It wasn't

Lol bounty bar, one part between the bosom and one near the crack, to be eaten off clean.

Regards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken and clit lick perhaps????

Not read all the threads sorry if it's been said already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hang on a minute.

When was steak and blowjob day!!!!!

I missed that one

14th I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on to the trademark people, you ring Moonpig

And this time next year...

I would say the say should be my birthday but it's on the 28th December and everyone is chocolated out by then.

Steak n BJ is 14th March. I propose an autumn ritual

How about the August Bank Holiday? A sort of happy mid-point?

Runny chocolate though..... Yeah I can deal with that

Ordinarily a problem, but not so much with this particular combination

(that's about as close as we've got to a licking emoji)

This has reminded me of a time my husband decided to treat me around Easter time. He melted a bit of an Easter egg and smeared it over my pussy.

He had tested it with his finger for heat and thought it was cooled enough.

It wasn't

Lol bounty bar, one part between the bosom and one near the crack, to be eaten off clean.

Regards"

Melted?

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"... do women get Champagne and Cunnilingus Day?

And isn't there a better word for going down on a woman than cunnilingus? It's so technical. "

Women get Valentine's day, steak and blowjob day was given to men as an equality gift xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the basis that steak and a blowjob is neither alliteration or a rhyme, the world ladies is your oyster, or bearded clam..

Si why not champagne and a muffs dive, chocolate and a rug munch, pizza and lip service, lickety slit and Lambrini or how about the good ol' east London tradition of pie and mash and a face fuck.."

All things he doesn't have to cook himself. I want him in the kitchen cooking for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steak and blow job day is march 14th..........

Cupcakes and cunniligus day is March 20th

We were talking about this today at work so I googled it!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Steak and blow job day is march 14th..........

Cupcakes and cunniligus day is March 20th

We were talking about this today at work so I googled it!! Haha "

Cunnilingus****

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Steak and blow job day is march 14th..........

Cupcakes and cunniligus day is March 20th

We were talking about this today at work so I googled it!! Haha "

Cupcakes

Bloody cutesy arsed piles of frosting on a tiny sponge? Sod that. I'll stick with Choc-Lick Day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Steak and blow job day is march 14th..........

Cupcakes and cunniligus day is March 20th

We were talking about this today at work so I googled it!! Haha

Cupcakes

Bloody cutesy arsed piles of frosting on a tiny sponge? Sod that. I'll stick with Choc-Lick Day

That sounds like my kind of holiday!! Surely that should be a bank holiday??

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

Kebab and badly packed kebab munching day. Nom nom nom. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Steak and blow job day is march 14th..........

Cupcakes and cunniligus day is March 20th

We were talking about this today at work so I googled it!! Haha

Cupcakes

Bloody cutesy arsed piles of frosting on a tiny sponge? Sod that. I'll stick with Choc-Lick Day

Ditto!

Eve. X

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Women. Not satisfied with valentines day, now they want an extra day. The cheek.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting question. You do, of course, realise that the whole 'Steak and Blowjob day' thing was to give us men an equivalent to Valentines day, which for many years has been largely focussed on men doing things for the ladies in their lives and spoiling them rotten - probably something popularised by the greetings card industry etc.

It would seem, though, that there are a number of women who don't appreciate that 'Steak & BJ day' is intended to redress the balance and want their own equivalent - rather ironic don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait, is steak and blowjob day a real thing?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I quite like 'tipping the velvet' as a better term (the book was bloody brilliant too!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"April 14th is cake and cunnilingus day"

Hahah.. that date poses a problem for me.. im away with my brother on holiday .. so doubt I will get involved in a holiday romance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most say didn't know there was steak n bj day but won't be letting my hubby know he gets steak slot he will think can have bj everytime I cook. And Valentine's Day my hubby doesn't do it I have to bug him just to get me a card lol

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm a girl, I want steak too!

Steak and a back rub day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a girl, I want steak too!

Steak and a back rub day?"

Which way round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say this is win/win!

Steak... Yes!

Blowjobs... Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women. Not satisfied with valentines day, now they want an extra day. The cheek.

To be fair, I'm not complaining about this particular day.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Cream pie and hairy pie eating day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OL LPG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyday is steak and blowjob day in our house

And chocolick day!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Champagne and blow jobs are a good combo too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the basis that steak and a blowjob is neither alliteration or a rhyme, the world ladies is your oyster, or bearded clam..

Si why not champagne and a muffs dive, chocolate and a rug munch, pizza and lip service, lickety slit and Lambrini or how about the good ol' east London tradition of pie and mash and a face fuck..

All things he doesn't have to cook himself. I want him in the kitchen cooking for me. "

How about

Dinner n dive affectionately known as double D day

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By *irtycpl7980Couple over a year ago

Northumberland

I'm confused ... you need to set aside a day (once a year) for choclick (do love this though) or steak and blowjob day??? Is this just something that should be a regular occurrence, as in once every 48 hours .... atleast!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm confused ... you need to set aside a day (once a year) for choclick (do love this though) or steak and blowjob day??? Is this just something that should be a regular occurrence, as in once every 48 hours .... atleast!

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Wait, is steak and blowjob day a real thing?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait, is steak and blowjob day a real thing?

Yes

Finally, I'll get some steak.

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By *iSTARess OP Woman over a year ago