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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

Careful the CIA might be watching you through your TV.

Mine is wrapped in foil to stop them. Or sometimes I watch it in the open but wear a disguise.

Any other useful advice?

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Watch with just one eye through your fingers while wearing a tin foil hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrap yourselves in cling film. It'll reflect light back to the camera, blinding it.

Or maybe I just have a vision of you wrapped in cling film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think of the poor bugga sat there watching everyone through there TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Careful the CIA might be watching you through your TV.

Mine is wrapped in foil to stop them. Or sometimes I watch it in the open but wear a disguise.

Any other useful advice?

Burst out laughing reading this

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

CIA Gogglebox.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just listening to Jeremy vine when he read that readers comment about them hearing voices coming from their TV about their living room

Fucking hilarious

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By *ostafunMan over a year ago

near ipswich

hope they enjoy watching me wank to porn

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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Wrap yourselves in cling film. It'll reflect light back to the camera, blinding it.

Or maybe I just have a vision of you wrapped in cling film

lol But gives me visions of the guy in the Full Monty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear a beard and glasses.

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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Wear a beard and glasses. "

How do you know my disguise? I'll have to change it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont watch tv its there to brainwash and keep your mind off other things

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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

"I dont watch tv its there to brainwash and keep your mind off other things"

Makes no difference, it's still watching you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just put a sticking plaster over the lens...

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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

Soxy, does it mean the CIA have hacked you to spy on us???

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

UK & US have been watching us for years through Facebook so nothing new with smart TV's...the joy of living in a free country lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soxy, does it mean the CIA have hacked you to spy on us???"

As any top secret double agent would reply...... I'm unable to confirm or deny that accusation........

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

...and probably your laptop, phone, fridge, tablet, wifi router, smart meter, satnav, and anything else with software in it that connects to the Internet.

Probably just best to get used to the idea!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm so glad I'm not going for a smart TV, with microphone etc.they've got all the rest of my life details covered, I at least want a little privacy.

Seems like it was probably the UK guys who developed this as and passed it to the USA.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TV is spying on you.

I'm spying on no fucker

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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Soxy, does it mean the CIA have hacked you to spy on us???

As any top secret double agent would reply...... I'm unable to confirm or deny that accusation........

So, you haven't been probed by Matt Damon?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

If I have to pay licence fee to watch TV perhaps we should start billing the intelligence services to watch us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it's going to be very disappointed then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is only those tvs with voice commands lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is only those tvs with voice commands lol."

Aren't they really robots?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is only those tvs with voice commands lol.

Aren't they really robots?"

The best spy is that amazon echo....come on which daft fuckers own one of them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smart phones and laptops are famous for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is only those tvs with voice commands lol.

Aren't they really robots?

The best spy is that amazon echo....come on which daft fuckers own one of them?

Ummm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smart phones and laptops are famous for it."

Always shut my lappy when I'm not using it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smart phones and laptops are famous for it.

Always shut my lappy when I'm not using it now

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Why what you doin thats illegal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...and probably your laptop, phone, fridge, tablet, wifi router, smart meter, satnav, and anything else with software in it that connects to the Internet.

Probably just best to get used to the idea!"
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Come live on angelsey the interweb is so fucking slow you'll be dead of old age by the time they download your files.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smart phones and laptops are famous for it.

Always shut my lappy when I'm not using it now

Why what you doin thats illegal

Loads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smart phones and laptops are famous for it.

Always shut my lappy when I'm not using it now

Why what you doin thats illegal

Loads

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Cut me in but keep it sshhh meet me on the dark web also known as Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is only those tvs with voice commands lol.

Aren't they really robots?"
Yes, they might be there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone takes random pics even when I'm not using it.

PTU xxx

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Wear a beard and glasses. "

Don't women only wear beards and glasses when going to the stoning?

Hmmmm, got the fancies for halibut now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was an article once about an mi5 person having a file past to him. His lg smart tv had traked his daughters tv usage.

I understand if you have a camera or microphone on your tv then yes you could quite possible being spied on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My phone takes random pics even when I'm not using it.

PTU xxx"

I know I've seen em

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By *nequeenslutWoman over a year ago

rugeley

well I'm off to the wi to learn to make some explosives

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By *unandbuck OP Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

Everybody knows the TV can hear. I'm always shouting at the referree when footballs on. The speakers at the othe end must not be very good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smart phones and laptops are famous for it.

Always shut my lappy when I'm not using it now

Why what you doin thats illegal

Loads

Cut me in but keep it sshhh meet me on the dark web also known as Liverpool

I could tell you more......but then I'd have to kill you

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

We love being watched, so if it is not a problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Careful the CIA might be watching you through your TV.

Ya. And Julian Assange is bored.

He's like an angry man trying to eat soup with fucking chopsticks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont watch tv its there to brainwash and keep your mind off other things"

Did you see that on television?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont watch tv its there to brainwash and keep your mind off other things

Did you see that on television?"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Would you rather it were Ant and Dec or Chris Evans?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stainless steel colander on your head. Stops them fucking with your brain waves

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