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Coversation with receptionist at my hotel this morning...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm confused! 
Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working? "
Because someone spat out coffee? I'm thinking more hostel than hotel!
Y. M. C. A. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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""The TV'S not working so the bed's wet..."
Someone spat out coffee behind me...
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If you appeared at a Reception desk and I was on duty there, my reaction would be, "poor soul, go back home, the village is missing it's idiot!"   .
Just what the hell do you mean by that gobbledygook? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure youve turned the TV on, yer probably pressing the wrong buttons  maybe I should have checked a plug was in correctly... "
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Ha yea the last hotel I was in was wired in direct to stop you nicking it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. .. "
So you told the receptionist you masturbated all over the bedsheets because the telly wasn't working? Ooooooookkkkkk ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. ..
So you told the receptionist you masturbated all over the bedsheets because the telly wasn't working? Ooooooookkkkkk .... "
You'll be surprised what hotel receptionists have to put up with. We smile, nod then go into the back office, grimace and go 'urgh, you won't believe what that dirty perve in room 341 said' |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. ..
So you told the receptionist you masturbated all over the bedsheets because the telly wasn't working? Ooooooookkkkkk ....
You'll be surprised what hotel receptionists have to put up with. We smile, nod then go into the back office, grimace and go 'urgh, you won't believe what that dirty perve in room 341 said'"
That's often the minimum we have to say. Then get Housekeeping to check the room to check for extra cleaning charges!
Invariably the TV does work, it is just the guest that hasn't a clue how to switch on a telly!!
Really, the number of guests who leave their brains at home! |
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