My starters for 10...
My mom's dog cut it's foot!
Lost my phone!
Had to work...on Fab!
Bird flu
Got invited to a gb instead
This is the best from a guy traveling over from Dublin ...missed my train so got back on the ferry!  |
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over a year ago
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"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back   "
That happened to you too?? I was new to the game and waited an hour and a half before I twigged!  |
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"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back
That happened to you too?? I was new to the game and waited an hour and a half before I twigged! "
You turned a man gay ..........  |
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"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back "
I've had that lol he went out for beers and never came back the fooker. Ps he text me saying he got cold feet. Saying that he did come in 2 seconds lol. Was funny though. |
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"The guy I was suppose to have a business meeting with yesterday didn't turn up and as he has to go back up north tomorrow so I have to meet him tonight instead, oh the joys of being self employed" |
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One that we had to give
Rob was trying to catch an escaped rabbit in the garden,slipped and went head first,wrapping himself round what was left of a cut down tree with all spiky bits sticking out.........according to the drs at A&E he had similar injuries to someone that had crashed their car into a tree
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By *umourCouple
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"I did get to yours, but as I sat outside I got cold feet. I sat there for half an hour and could see the picture in the window that you said you would put there to confirm you was genuine, but I went home and had a wank thinkin about what could have happened."
That is from a personal email from a guy who we said we'd meet about three years ago. Pete wanted to bin it, but I like to look at it now and then to make me laugh  |
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""I did get to yours, but as I sat outside I got cold feet. I sat there for half an hour and could see the picture in the window that you said you would put there to confirm you was genuine, but I went home and had a wank thinkin about what could have happened."
That is from a personal email from a guy who we said we'd meet about three years ago. Pete wanted to bin it, but I like to look at it now and then to make me laugh "
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Had something similar, guy stood me up and while stood at the pub waiting I called him and he said he'd been called into work and forgot to let me know.
He later contacted me and said he was in the carpark all along and it was my own fault! Never said why though and by this stage I wasn't interested in finding out! |
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