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Let's have some fun but informative do's and don't's seeing as we've had an influx of newbies (me inc) and there's seems to be a million 'what am I doing wrong'
I'll go first
Don't be crying if you've been here 15.6 minutes and not yet had a meet!  |
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over a year ago
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"Let's have some fun but informative do's and don't's seeing as we've had an influx of newbies (me inc) and there's seems to be a million 'what am I doing wrong'
I'll go first
Don't be crying if you've been here 15.6 minutes and not yet had a meet! "
Do read profiles rather than just looking at pictures  |
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"Let's have some fun but informative do's and don't's seeing as we've had an influx of newbies (me inc) and there's seems to be a million 'what am I doing wrong'
I'll go first
Don't be crying if you've been here 15.6 minutes and not yet had a meet!
Do read profiles rather than just looking at pictures "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let's have some fun but informative do's and don't's seeing as we've had an influx of newbies (me inc) and there's seems to be a million 'what am I doing wrong'
I'll go first
Don't be crying if you've been here 15.6 minutes and not yet had a meet!
Do read profiles rather than just looking at pictures "
Read profiles??? Now you're just being silly. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Do trust your instinct; if it seems too good to be true then it probably is. And don't assume that because someone answers your message that means that they are a shoo-in to meet when their profile text states the exact opposite. |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"Do trust your instinct; if it seems too good to be true then it probably is. And don't assume that because someone answers your message that means that they are a shoo-in to meet when their profile text states the exact opposite."
And very much this |
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Racists, don't try and pass off your bigotry with 'just a preference'. Nobody cares.
Don't post any disclaimer on your profile. Pointless.
Don't send knob pics. Unless it's been asked for.
Do be nice. And honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't be a dick, be respectful. Just because this is a swinging site, sending messages like "nice tits, love" won't get you very far.
Have fun, be safe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never insult a BBW, or a MBW, or a SBW or a ...
How about don't insult the ladies.
Yes that's easier
Oh and go search for the Fab Commandments because they were quite funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it says single guys don't message us...... DON'T!! It's not rocket science.
Salty x "
In csse this is a real issue for you.
Should just point out it doesnt say single guys don't message us anywhere on your profile..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't have a load of cock pics on your profile.
No, actually fill your profile with cock pics, yeah, put loads in. It's all you need to woo the ladies here.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mention the C-word when you don't 'get' the forum in-jokes or your constantly ignored....
Cunt?"
Sounds like the noise of a light switch being turned on or off ...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't mention the C-word when you don't 'get' the forum in-jokes or your constantly ignored....
Cunt?
Sounds like the noise of a light switch being turned on or off...
xx"
I think you should probbaly call an electrician if you light switches soubd like cunts. |
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"Try having pictures other than 50 different angles of your dick or what looks like the photos of your internal examination."
If someone asks for a face pic with your message don't be surprised if your message gets deleted if you don't supply one |
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"Don't mention the C-word when you don't 'get' the forum in-jokes or your constantly ignored....
Cunt?
Sounds like the noise of a light switch being turned on or off...
xx
I think you should probbaly call an electrician if you light switches soubd like cunts."
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"Don't mention the C-word when you don't 'get' the forum in-jokes or your constantly ignored....
Cunt?
Sounds like the noise of a light switch being turned on or off...
xx"
I see what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try having pictures other than 50 different angles of your dick or what looks like the photos of your internal examination.
If someone asks for a face pic with your message don't be surprised if your message gets deleted if you don't supply one "
or if you do supply one...
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't mention the C-word when you don't 'get' the forum in-jokes or your constantly ignored....
Cunt?
Sounds like the noise of a light switch being turned on or off...
xx
I think you should probbaly call an electrician if you light switches soubd like cunts."
Is there a support group for light switches afflicted by taurettes? |
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"Try having pictures other than 50 different angles of your dick or what looks like the photos of your internal examination.
If someone asks for a face pic with your message don't be surprised if your message gets deleted if you don't supply one
or if you do supply one...
xx"
Ha true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do be patient and don't expect a response straight away - or at all when messaging people.
If they don't respond and/or delete your message. Don't bother sending another one. |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"When posting, remember the green arrow......
lol whats the green arrow then "
Haha....I see it as a 'background check'. The forum posts are often incongruent with the profile. Handy filter |
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If you start a thread purely for fans of the most obscure special interest activity you could possibly imagine.....the fourth poster will chime in how this subject isn't for them and why they don't like it |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
" Do ask lots of questions. Knowledge is power! "
It's all very well asking questions, it's then dealing with the answers or silences
Always step back from the key board after a few alcoholic beverages. |
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" Do ask lots of questions. Knowledge is power!
It's all very well asking questions, it's then dealing with the answers or silences
Always step back from the key board after a few alcoholic beverages. "
Nooooo 
Always start loads of threads when under the influence of alcohol as it provides much needed entertainment to people throughout the night. |
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Although my other posts were tongue in cheek, the following actually happened....
If Lady Lucky smiles on you and the planets all line up causing you to get three meets in one week..never ever mention it in the Forum as a response to another male having four meets that week...as the abuse aimed at you can be quite alarming  apparently it upsets the narrative that middle aged Single Males never get any meets and Fab is just a waste of time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Do ask lots of questions. Knowledge is power!
It's all very well asking questions, it's then dealing with the answers or silences
Always step back from the key board after a few alcoholic beverages. "
lol had a few voddies myself tonight lol  |
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If you'd appreciate making friends here, the politics forum is the best place to start. Informed, polite, welcoming and open-minded, without exception.
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Profile photos tip-
If you're not so easy on the eye, take pics with a partner, showing more of them than you. Also, superzoom into pieces of your anatomy, as viewers will assume you're vwe and it will leave them guessing as well as hungry to see the rest of you.
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Put Can't accom and Can't travel, as the fastest way to get invited to others' homes as well as picked up to take you there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do be awesome.
Don't be a cunt.
Best quote EVER........
I  it
NB not a massive fan of the "c" word
I'll try not to use the 'c' word around you."
Meh it's become my quote of the day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't mention the C-word when you don't 'get' the forum in-jokes or your constantly ignored....
Cunt?
Sounds like the noise of a light switch being turned on or off...
xx
I think you should probbaly call an electrician if you light switches soubd like cunts."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do trust your instincts and ensure your own safety.
Don't message all their veris letting them know about your upcoming meet.
Do be on time for meets.
Don't flake out last minute and then block them.
Do make your (actual) marital status known.
Don't black mail people you know personally for sex.
Do be respectful of people's preferences and boundaries.
Don't stalk or double/triple message.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't whine at the lack of interest, it's not an attractive character trait.
Do be patient, it will happen eventually.
Don't be rude, that's not an attractive character trait either.
Do be polite and respectful. |
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Enthusiasm is attractive, though stalking isn't
Contact multiple profiles and only assume sex is happening when you're at it.
Assume that first meets are not sexual but are to check out who your friends shagged - sorry, I meant... to have coffee etc and see if you're right for each other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's have some fun but informative do's and don't's seeing as we've had an influx of newbies (me inc) and there's seems to be a million 'what am I doing wrong'
I'll go first
Don't be crying if you've been here 15.6 minutes and not yet had a meet!
Do read profiles rather than just looking at pictures
Read profiles??? Now you're just being silly."
No! It's true. We read one once, they really are a "thing" tells you all kinds of things. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avoid status : couples male alone seeking meeting!
Come suck and go!
Who is available to suck my cock!
Also pictures with spunk are vile!
Don't be afraid to hit the block button! |
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