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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shooting your load in to a lady's hair so she looks like she been dragged through a hedge backwards when she leaves any views on this .....mrs go see her mum most Wednesday after gang fuck n wank on her face Wednesday makes me giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deliberately doing it isn't a turn on at all.
But I have done it by mistake.
It's sort of went Kapowwww!
Also got it in someones eye by mistake aswell.
ME: Your eye is all red..are you alright?
HER: You got it in my eye you dickhead.
**she goes to bathroom**
^^ Actual conversation.
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Deliberately doing it isn't a turn on at all.
But I have done it by mistake.
It's sort of went Kapowwww!
Also got it in someones eye by mistake aswell.
ME: Your eye is all red..are you alright?
HER: You got it in my eye you dickhead.
**she goes to bathroom**
^^ Actual conversation.
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In the eye is not funny! It happened to me with my first boyfriend and I can still remember how much it stung... and having to make up a cover story for the very red eye  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deliberately doing it isn't a turn on at all.
But I have done it by mistake.
It's sort of went Kapowwww!
Also got it in someones eye by mistake aswell.
ME: Your eye is all red..are you alright?
HER: You got it in my eye you dickhead.
**she goes to bathroom**
^^ Actual conversation.
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In the eye is not funny! It happened to me with my first boyfriend and I can still remember how much it stung... and having to make up a cover story for the very red eye "
BRAIN: Compliment her eyes
ME: Uhhh...ok
BRAIN: I didn't mean that.
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No seriously. I didn't mean to do it.  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Deliberately doing it isn't a turn on at all.
But I have done it by mistake.
It's sort of went Kapowwww!
Also got it in someones eye by mistake aswell.
ME: Your eye is all red..are you alright?
HER: You got it in my eye you dickhead.
**she goes to bathroom**
^^ Actual conversation.
...
In the eye is not funny! It happened to me with my first boyfriend and I can still remember how much it stung... and having to make up a cover story for the very red eye
BRAIN: Compliment her eyes
ME: Uhhh...ok
BRAIN: I didn't mean that.
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No seriously. I didn't mean to do it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex and I decided he would cum on my face and then we'd take pictures.
What a pissing disaster this was.
We did the deed.. he spunked on my face and ATTEMPTED a picture.
' oh there's no memory on my phone... oh wait Ill just delete a few bits... oh there's still no room!!'
No picture and a hole burnt into my retina. Never again thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex and I decided he would cum on my face and then we'd take pictures.
What a pissing disaster this was.
We did the deed.. he spunked on my face and ATTEMPTED a picture.
' oh there's no memory on my phone... oh wait Ill just delete a few bits... oh there's still no room!!'
No picture and a hole burnt into my retina. Never again thanks. "
I'm so sorry but ...... Fucking LOL! |
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