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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes I know am a TV dresser etc etc. But I like the odd game of airsoft.
Not that long ago a friend was shot in the nuts/balls Willy(he cried about it for a few days)we just laughed a tiny wee bit.
His wife next day with a smile on her face was telling everyone that he was very tender and spotty down below.
Anyone else ever had to explain to partner why their bits looked different   |
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"Yes I know am a TV dresser etc etc. But I like the odd game of airsoft.
Not that long ago a friend was shot in the nuts/balls Willy(he cried about it for a few days)we just laughed a tiny wee bit.
His wife next day with a smile on her face was telling everyone that he was very tender and spotty down below.
Anyone else ever had to explain to partner why their bits looked different "
Paintball has a similar effect..
But it was more welts on your neck that resemble love bites..
And while on the subject of paintball, I shot Adam Wodyatt (Ian beale)in the head and balls during a paintball match..Well, that's my only claim to fame..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughter once caught sight of my boobs that were very bruised after a very rigorous session. Quickly said I'd been moving furniture and caught myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My daughter once caught sight of my boobs that were very bruised after a very rigorous session. Quickly said I'd been moving furniture and caught myself. "
a female member of the family once had to tell her new new boyfriend I had shot her on the boobs. Because her old boyfriend had nibbled her  |
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By *ymph84Woman
over a year ago
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Having to explain to colleagues that I can't sit down because I fell down stairs that morning. When my best friend was sat there shaking his head knowing fine well I couldn't sit down as my arse was black and blue from a dom session the night before |
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