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over a year ago
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Just gotta love the chemical toilets they have at festivals..
from todays news
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"A US woman got a shock when she lifted a lid on a portable toilet and saw a semi-naked man hiding in the tank below.
The unnamed lady - who was attending the Hanuman yoga festival in Colorado at the time of the incident - noticed something moving below the loo, and called in a security guard to investigate.
However, they were both shocked to discover a half-naked man covered in human excrement sneaking around covered in tarpaulin.
It is believed he put up with the dire smell of the lavatory in the hope of catching glimpses of lady loo users.
Police are now attempting to find the man - who fled the scene shortly after being discovered - as he is wanted on suspicion of making "unlawful sexual contact". |
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Is Mud playing this year?
Bridge over Troubled Water perhaps?
Love All Around - Wet Wet Wet?
Rod Stewart - Sailing?
~ Sorry, couldn't resist it. Saw photos of people lugging the equivalent of the contents of a small bungalow through the mud today and thought, "stupid bugger." |
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"to recreate the festival just watch it on a 14inch portible tv and cover your floor in cow shit & mud  lol"
And don't forget to queue in your kitchen for an hour before helping yourself to half a glass of warm pissy lager, (and throw about ten quid in the bin) before sleeping on the floor while fifteen middle class teenagers next door sing along to their friend's acoutic rendition of Coldplay's greatest hits till 4am.. |
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I'm going to recreate the "Glasto" experience by charging myself 6 quid for a beer and getting some giant basketball player to stand in front of my TV screen.
I'll set fire to £300 and get some tit in a jester hat to tell me about the magic Glastonbury atmosphere (MAN).
I'll also go and take a tom tit in a dirty bucket and find a traffic jam to sit in for an hour or five.
Never ever again. |
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"Love All Around - Wet Wet Wet?
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was stood next to marti pellow at the checkout in frasers meadowhall a few weeks back
fkin 'ell he looks ruff !
such a shame. he could have had it all but blew it all away.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love All Around - Wet Wet Wet?
was stood next to marti pellow at the checkout in frasers meadowhall a few weeks back
fkin 'ell he looks ruff !
such a shame. he could have had it all but blew it all away. "
hes quite big in musical theatre touring with jekyll and hyde at the moment .....hes doing OK ??? |
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"Love All Around - Wet Wet Wet?
was stood next to marti pellow at the checkout in frasers meadowhall a few weeks back
fkin 'ell he looks ruff !
such a shame. he could have had it all but blew it all away. "
Didn't know he was bi!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love All Around - Wet Wet Wet?
was stood next to marti pellow at the checkout in frasers meadowhall a few weeks back
fkin 'ell he looks ruff !
such a shame. he could have had it all but blew it all away.
Didn't know he was bi! "
lol - ewww no
i like a bit o'ruff not someone just looking ruff
besides the girl on the til made me feel so old by asking for his autograph and declaring 'my mum used to love wet,wet,wet' |
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