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Men - which (mainly) female activities strike you as odd?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For example, my step dad just looked at me like I'm nuts for having the fingertips of one hand wrapped in tin foil while carrying kitchen roll and a spoon in the other hand.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops. |
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops."
That baffles me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops."
This is exactly what I did today 
With a hangover! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops.
That baffles me too "
And me. |
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops."
Sounds about right. That's the good thing about woman shopping. We don't buy till we see what we were looking for that wasn't there before we thought of it and set off not knowing if it's been invented yet but we know EXACTLY what colour shape and size it is and how much we want to pay .......... we are..... genius. |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops.
Sounds about right. That's the good thing about woman shopping. We don't buy till we see what we were looking for that wasn't there before we thought of it and set off not knowing if it's been invented yet but we know EXACTLY what colour shape and size it is and how much we want to pay .......... we are..... genius."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of the song from My Fair Lady 'Why can't a woman be more like a man?' I always thought,'if that's how you feel,why don't you just date a man instead?'
A lot of these supposedly annoying habits,wearing make up and high heels,removing body hair are the sort of thing that could earn us a lot more criticism for NOT doing them.
As for carrying bags in the crook of the elbow,that's to keep the weight of all those items we've spent all day and a major expedition to buy, borne by the upper arm and shoulder rather than the forearm.It also has the added benefit of cutting off the blood supply,making the fingers go cold so, easier to slip a ring onto and never get it off,not so daft after all  |
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"Spending so much time removing your body hair. I just don't see the point.
We like being hair free. Not many men like hairy women. "
There's loads of men who like being hair free themselves and as a hairy woman, what a man prefers is of no consideration at all. |
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"Spending so much time removing your body hair. I just don't see the point.
We like being hair free. Not many men like hairy women.
There's loads of men who like being hair free themselves and as a hairy woman, what a man prefers is of no consideration at all. "
That's exactly how it should be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops."
I don't get that either..
when I go shopping its for a specific thing from a specific shop...
if I cant find it there I go home and look for it online |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stubbornly wearing high heels and convincing yourself you can walk in them, whilst looking like a new born giraffe instead"
We have a winner.
Wearing shoes that are excruciatingly painful just because they 'look good' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shopping.
I don't mean going to a shop, and buying something you require.
I mean spending all day "shopping" and coming back with like nothing, or one thing they didn't go for....but taking all day checking 27 different shops.
I don't get that either..
when I go shopping its for a specific thing from a specific shop...
if I cant find it there I go home and look for it online"
they need to learn the art of pre shopping shopping. 
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't need to be male to be baffled at some of the things some women do. Like lip implants, botox, £5,000 handbags, and stiletto heels."
What wrong with lip fillers.
PTU xxx |
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"Stubbornly wearing high heels and convincing yourself you can walk in them, whilst looking like a new born giraffe instead
We have a winner.
Wearing shoes that are excruciatingly painful just because they 'look good'"
One of us (her obviously) spends her life in 4 inch heels and could probably run away from both of you fast enough that you wouldn't keep up... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"You don't need to be male to be baffled at some of the things some women do. Like lip implants, botox, £5,000 handbags, and stiletto heels.
What wrong with lip fillers.
PTU xxx"
I didn't say it was wrong. I said I was baffled by them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stubbornly wearing high heels and convincing yourself you can walk in them, whilst looking like a new born giraffe instead
We have a winner.
Wearing shoes that are excruciatingly painful just because they 'look good'
One of us (her obviously) spends her life in 4 inch heels and could probably run away from both of you fast enough that you wouldn't keep up... "
I expect so, I'm useless in heels... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For example, my step dad just looked at me like I'm nuts for having the fingertips of one hand wrapped in tin foil while carrying kitchen roll and a spoon in the other hand. "
First off OP, he was not wrong.... Secondly there are only 175 replies to a thread, that hardly scratches the surface of odd things some women do...  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Shopping!
As my father once said on a department store when we were all dragged along with Mum,
"It makes no difference when you'll be asked about the umpteenth item of clothing which has been tried on & the inevitable question is asked... 'how do I look in this?' ..... whatever your answer is, no matter how positive, it is irrelevant, as she has already made up her mind!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Handbags are the bain of my life,the amount of times stuff gets lost in her handbag,bank cards,hair brushes her phone ,keys,only to find it when we get home,its always full of receipts and other bits of paper,flyers and general crap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't need to be male to be baffled at some of the things some women do. Like lip implants, botox, £5,000 handbags, and stiletto heels.
What wrong with lip fillers.
PTU xxx
I didn't say it was wrong. I said I was baffled by them."
I know I'm pulling your leg. I got 1ml between both lips n it's made my happier with them.
PTU xxx |
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