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over a year ago
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"The hedgehog is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just found it eating the cats food. Soon shoved it out the door"
Did you have your glasses on, if not you sure it was not the cat?  |
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"The hedgehog is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just found it eating the cats food. Soon shoved it out the door
Did you have your glasses on, if not you sure it was not the cat? "
Nope it was definetly the same little b**** that shit all over my kitchen floor |
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"HodgePIgs are CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
BUT...
Carry loads ticks,
Shit all over the kitchen floor
And eat all the cats food.
Diamonds - how the hell is the little blighter getting in...???"
I always have my back door open. I used to get them before but since they built tesco on the waste land not had them |
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"Want some pumkins god im pissed lol xx
Hey everybody no food with lots of drink dont mix lol xx"
Determined to get pissed..... Makes the thought of getting up at 5am for work and suffering 12 hours of shite bearable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Want some pumkins god im pissed lol xx
Hey everybody no food with lots of drink dont mix lol xx
should be fun to read back in the morning "
We ordered a pizza so may come soon and the morning will soon be hear lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HodgePIgs are CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
BUT...
Carry loads ticks,
Shit all over the kitchen floor
And eat all the cats food.
Diamonds - how the hell is the little blighter getting in...???
I always have my back door open. I used to get them before but since they built tesco on the waste land not had them"
Nowt wrong with hamsters they cute  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"HodgePIgs are CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
BUT...
Carry loads ticks,
Shit all over the kitchen floor
And eat all the cats food.
Diamonds - how the hell is the little blighter getting in...???
I always have my back door open. I used to get them before but since they built tesco on the waste land not had them"
is that really domething you ewant to admit to?  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Want some pumkins god im pissed lol xx
Hey everybody no food with lots of drink dont mix lol xx
should be fun to read back in the morning
We ordered a pizza so may come soon and the morning will soon be hear lol"
last time i got mega pissed and then ordered pizza,
I rang the usuall place - and they said 40mins,
Well i felt more hungry and couldnt wait the 40mins,
SO - i rang the 2nd "usual" one - and he said half hour.
What i didnt realise was, it had taken me 10 mins to locate the number for the 2nd place....
Low and behold - all the pizza's all arrived at once.
(divers comment as i was very d*unkenly trying to write out a cheque....are you having a party.....i replied yes -all 3 of us!!!!)
We had 3 MASSIVE pizza's, garlic bread, wings the lot, between the 3 of us.
I ate 2 pieces of garllic bread and fell asleep!!!
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Was pizza for brekkie, dinner and tea the following day....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love hedgehogs! Dont know what their shit looks like though. Used to leave bread soaked in milk out for them. Dont like foxes they ate my guinea pigs the bastards. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"HodgePIgs are CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
BUT...
Carry loads ticks,
Shit all over the kitchen floor
And eat all the cats food.
Diamonds - how the hell is the little blighter getting in...???
I always have my back door open. I used to get them before but since they built tesco on the waste land not had them"
Might be time for a cat flap hunny.
(work mode - if your cat is micrchipped - you can get ones that only let the cats in that you have programmed to come in thru it) |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I love hedgehogs! Dont know what their shit looks like though. Used to leave bread soaked in milk out for them. Dont like foxes they ate my guinea pigs the bastards."
bread soaked in milk gives them bloat and diarrhoea!!!!
Am suprised you DONT know what their shit looks loke...lol |
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"HodgePIgs are CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
BUT...
Carry loads ticks,
Shit all over the kitchen floor
And eat all the cats food.
Diamonds - how the hell is the little blighter getting in...???
I always have my back door open. I used to get them before but since they built tesco on the waste land not had them
Might be time for a cat flap hunny.
(work mode - if your cat is micrchipped - you can get ones that only let the cats in that you have programmed to come in thru it)"
lol the door isnt always open for the cat, its cause i cant stand feeling closed in lolxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you trying to say that when i thought my dad was being all nature loving that secretly he was getting me to harm them? You have just turned my world upside down. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"HodgePIgs are CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
BUT...
Carry loads ticks,
Shit all over the kitchen floor
And eat all the cats food.
Diamonds - how the hell is the little blighter getting in...???
I always have my back door open. I used to get them before but since they built tesco on the waste land not had them
Might be time for a cat flap hunny.
(work mode - if your cat is micrchipped - you can get ones that only let the cats in that you have programmed to come in thru it)
lol the door isnt always open for the cat, its cause i cant stand feeling closed in lolxx"
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, i am like that with me windows - if i left the door open i would wake up on the floor as all me stuff would be nicked - including the carpet!!!!! lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol the door isnt always open for the cat, its cause i cant stand feeling closed in lolxx"
How about a stable door? then you have the best of both worlds |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
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lol the door isnt always open for the cat, its cause i cant stand feeling closed in lolxx
How about a stable door? then you have the best of both worlds "
She's have all sorts cumming then!!!
lol
And ya cant shut stable door after the mare has already bolted....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol the door isnt always open for the cat, its cause i cant stand feeling closed in lolxx
How about a stable door? then you have the best of both worlds
She's have all sorts cumming then!!!
lol
And ya cant shut stable door after the mare has already bolted....lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hedgehog is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just found it eating the cats food. Soon shoved it out the door"
Best off chucking the cat out and keeping the hedgey,better still put some food and water out for it,they're endangered now,cats are common as! 
Thats my Bill Oddie bit done!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"oi i can see what your typing lol
oh noooo- you is a spy aswell are ya....lolmake a pair of gloves outof the cat "
OI!!!!
I can see you you know!!!
Not pussy bullying going on here - leave the fluff where it belongs....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oi i can see what your typing lol
oh noooo- you is a spy aswell are ya....lolmake a pair of gloves outof the cat
OI!!!!
I can see you you know!!!
Not pussy bullying going on here - leave the fluff where it belongs....lol"
ok slippers then....and were does the fluff belong then?????? |
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