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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
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I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too "
Well I remember a guy who posted on the forum asking to get his cock sucked, a woman near him replied and they met an hour after so there is hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had the ones who say I'm driving through your area now. Fancy meeting in a layby. Course I drop everything I'm doing and troop off to meet them, not!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too "
There are 3 or 4 women local to me who seem to put up those sort of updates.
They generally are successful though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My messages this morning :
I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?
Would you like to go jogging?
I want nothing other than to suck your toes!
Happy Days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My messages this morning :
I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?
Would you like to go jogging?
I want nothing other than to suck your toes!
Happy Days "
The jogging one made me smile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My messages this morning :
I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?
Would you like to go jogging?
I want nothing other than to suck your toes!
Happy Days "
I've had requests to go cycling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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INTIMATE - intimate relationship is an interpersonal relationship that involves physical and/or emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by friendship, platonic love, romantic love or (sexual activity).*an hour or less is pointless, i spend atleast hour wanking myself, am here to experience pleasure while been intimate not into that shag & go experience, got shampoo for that .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too
Well I remember a guy who posted on the forum asking to get his cock sucked, a woman near him replied and they met an hour after so there is hope "
Who was this legend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one - driving from xx too xx (which would mean they were passing mine) - you free?
Yes I'm lying in bed with my legs open just in case there should be a cock passing by |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"My messages this morning :
I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?
Would you like to go jogging?
I want nothing other than to suck your toes!
Happy Days "
I think the last bloke is at the wrong end & must have a SERIOUSLY strong foot fetish
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"I had one - driving from xx too xx (which would mean they were passing mine) - you free?
Yes I'm lying in bed with my legs open just in case there should be a cock passing by "
I have responded "Yes but H is at work, I only give, that OK?"
Got a yes once though, so I guess they were a Fab straighter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too "
I was thinking that is was unreasonable that he was asking for a meet at the sportsground where his child was.
The fact he had an hour spare could mean he hopes to get lucky a couple of times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one - driving from xx too xx (which would mean they were passing mine) - you free?
Yes I'm lying in bed with my legs open just in case there should be a cock passing by
I have responded "Yes but H is at work, I only give, that OK?"
Got a yes once though, so I guess they were a Fab straighter
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Hahaha awesome response !! |
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"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:
dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.
I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too "
Couples do it too and think your time isn't valuable but as long as the ratio of men to women is significant some guys will drop all what they are doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen a couple that say anyone free now to suck my cock 
A while back I had a message saying he was in his hotel room and was ready and waiting.. he could give me the room number and I could walk straight up ...
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Many of them I get would take longer speaking on the phone finalising it, plus showering, nevermind troweling my slap on, than they're purportedly offering as their total investment - I get people on their tea breaks who somehow think the magic can happen. I'd like to know the secrets of their time space continuums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest we are guilty of expecting instant meets for Michelle. Usually we are at home and getting frisky and she will say " find me someone now!" Fortunately we have a couple of local guys who will call round at ten mins notice and join us. It's our thing, obviously not to everyone's taste, and some will say it's not swinging but it's what we like. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got asked recently if I'd come over to his at midnight.
It was half eleven and he lived 200 miles away."
Traffic wouldn't be too bad that late would it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There have been too many to mention.
The frequent ones that make me chuckle are usually sent around midnight ~ " I'm free now, you wanna come over? "
Errrr....let me think if that's a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time "
Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is one I always see posting meet requests every night looking for lads in their 20's... and every day her status is a rant about how immature the guys she meets are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time
Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush "
I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time
Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush
I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time
Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush
I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all"
Ok, you win this round "
Until next time my young Jedi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time
Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush
I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all"
Ok, you win this round
Until next time my young Jedi "
I'll think twice before arguing with a wise master |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you mind dropping your wife off to us.
That's from a couple by me, not sure any "wife" would like to be treated like an amazon parcel "
They were very polite about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you mind dropping your wife off to us.
That's from a couple by me, not sure any "wife" would like to be treated like an amazon parcel
They were very polite about it. "
True, I'll give em that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My messages this morning :
I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?
Would you like to go jogging?
I want nothing other than to suck your toes!
Happy Days
I think the last bloke is at the wrong end & must have a SERIOUSLY strong foot fetish
S"
I know what I'd rather have sucked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best you've seen around.
One in the local updates says, have an hour free, who wants to meet now.
gotta love an optimist
I'm guessing that's a guy "
Of course |
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