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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, theres threads for best poem, best cereal, best drink, best poem, best film quote....
This is for the best lyric.
Sometimes a song lyric makes no sense at all but expresses how we feel better than wet ever could.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her
Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,
But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus.
The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy  |
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i fuck sluts - Bo Burnham
I have a list
A list
Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
Thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So when I fuck the lucky slut
my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut sucking, suck-it slut, slut fucking bucket list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I aint got no manners for no sluts
Ima put my thumb in her butt"
You are welcome"
Earl sweatshirt takes it up another notch
"Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch"
His lyrics are hilarious and some pretty offensive but his flow is awesome. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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rare lyrics alert!!
Motherfucker
Come on, now
You emo fuck, this isn't a trend
This is the force of pure steel from hell
I am the sound of a new old breed
The sound lives while you cry and bleed
I like to see you dancing to your wubwub
While I'm crushing your brains with my
You're going down like cheap-ass faggot quarry
Cause we returned to bring back the glory
This is just beginning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted to one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you
Laughing in the purple rain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lyk her I don't even kno why I'm boverin
I even bought her 6ct gold sovereign
I want to do a little dance, real sexual, take her in the shogun, go get some petrol
Take her back to the site if that's alright and play with her kebab all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First they take your pride
Turn it on inside
Then you realise you've got nothing left to lose
So you try to stop
Try to get back up
And then you realise you're telling the story of the blues
The Mighty Wah |
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"I lyk her I don't even kno why I'm boverin
I even bought her 6ct gold sovereign
I want to do a little dance, real sexual, take her in the shogun, go get some petrol
Take her back to the site if that's alright and play with her kebab all night"
Shish, I used to play with Donna's kebab all night  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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if anyone knows any of mine i'll be surprised...
now i wait to take my turn to bleed like a kid playing with a razorblade and wonder if i have the balls at all or am i gonna be afraid
where are you?
what do you think?
'cause i'm not sure when knocking at death's door if i will be welcome in or be left alone outside |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you gimme no reason
Why you make-a-me work so hard |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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I am in the only place that I want to be
Though we know that it ends eventually
But it's all right 'cause right now, we're frozen
"I want to forget mistakes they've helped me make
It's better to be broken than to break"
Inside this fantasy
It seems so real to me
Synthetic ecstasy, when her legs are open
True life behind the wall
Where men and angels fall
A fading memory, when my mind is frozen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you gimme no reason
Why you make-a-me work so hard"
Oh baby pleaseeee |
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Take my rod down to the sea
And then catch some fish for you and me
There's a black cloud swirls above the bay
Like a bad dream that never goes away
Rise up and please don't wake the crew
Fetch a lifeboat just for me and you
There's an ill wind that blows across this day
Like a bad dream that never goes away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In your heart, in your head
In your arms, in your bed
Under your skin
Till there's no way to know where you end and where I begin
I want to melt in, I want to soak through
Only want to move when you move
Want to breath out when you breath in
Then I want to fade into you |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I like "story" lyrics and one of my favourites includes the lines:
They smelled of pubs, and Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings
The smell of brown leather, it blended in with the weather
Just so lyrically simple and yet clever too. |
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To the one true god above
Here is my prayer
Not the first you've heard
But the first I wrote
Not the first but the others
We're a long time ago
There are 2 people here and I want you to kill them.
Her she can go quietly
From disease or a blow
From the nape of her neck
Down to her toes
Where her garments come together
Where I used to lay my face
That's where you ought to kill her
In that particular place...
Him just fuckin' kill him
I don't care if it hurts
Yes I do, I want it to
Fuckin' kill him but first
Make him cry like a woman
No particular woman
Make him hold out, hold on
Someone or other might call
Then fuckin kill him, fuckin kill him,
Kill him already kill him.
Fuckin' kill him, fuckin kill him
Kill him already kill him,
I'll fuckin' kill him! Fuckin' kill him!
Kill him already kill him!
It carries in like that for a bit at end. One of the few songs I've heard where the singer sounds genuinely heartbroken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could comfortably use up a 175 post thread on my own with this one
I'll start with
There are no impossible dreams
There are no invisible seams
Each night when the day is through
I don't ask much I just want you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I'll follow up with
"If only I'd thought of the right words
I could have held on to your heart
If only I'd thought of the right words
I wouldn't be breaking apart
All my pictures of you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something in my heart died last night
Just one more chip off an already broken heart
I think the heart broke long ago
That's when I needed you
When I needed you most
That's when I needed you
When I needed you most"
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
Anyone that can fit all that into two verses and make them work is a lyrical genius in my book!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just because I'm weak
You can steal my dreams
You can reach inside my head
And you can put your song there instead
Please come to me
Please stay with me" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her
Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,
But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus.
The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy "
You could use her piss for perfume
And her pubes for dental floss
And her shit would make good toothpaste
Because she's so fucking posh
Lady Muck.  |
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Crazy as it sounds you won't feel as low as you feel right now
At least that's what I've been told by everyone
I whisper empty sounds in your ear and hope that you won't let go
Take the pieces and build them skywards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see a dark sail
On the horizon
Set under a black cloud
That hides the sun.
Bring me my broadsword
And clear understanding
Bring me my cross of gold
As a talisman.
Get up to the roundhouse
On the clifftop standing
Take women and children
And bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart
Those who surround me
Bless the women and children
Who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind
Hold fast by the river
Sweet memories that drive us on
To the motherland.
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"Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop?
Who put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong?
Who was that man?...
I'd like to shake his hand.
He made my baby fall in love with meeee.
"
Apparently it was UKIP leader Paul Nuttall, or at least he says he put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop and he put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong too, so it must be true.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo
She said she was
A Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(I couldn't come in right then . . . )
And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her rancid poncho
An' laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An' it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(actually, I was very busy then) |
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I remember when I met u, baby
You were on you're way to be wed
You were such a sexy thing
I loved the way you walked The things you said
And I was so non-chalant
I didn't want you to be mis-led
But I've gotta have u, baby
I got to have you in my bed
And you said
"But I just a virgin And I'm on my way to be wed
But you're such a hunk
So full of spunk,
I'll give you Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
You know you're good, girl
I think you like to go down
You wouldn't have stopped
But I, I came on your wedding gown
And you said, "I must confess,
I wanna get undressed and go to bed."
With that I jammed, you fool,
You married me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head Love you til you're dead |
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