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Fab Hotel, part 2
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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I'm opening a swinging hotel.
There will be a huge pampass grass outside.
The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch 
The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!
I'm also a massage therapist 
Hired  "
I suddenly have a really achey back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!
I'm also a massage therapist
Hired
I suddenly have a really achey back "
You know I'll happily pummel you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!
I'm also a massage therapist
Hired
I suddenly have a really achey back
You know I'll happily pummel you! "
I may need more than one session though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way! "
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse |
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse "
Of course. Step right this way lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse
Of course. Step right this way lovely "
Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse
Of course. Step right this way lovely
Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR "
Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse
Of course. Step right this way lovely
Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR
Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though "
Expose away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse
Of course. Step right this way lovely
Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR
Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though
Expose away "
Obviously away from others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please "
I'll volunteer but plastic glasses. I'm not safe with sharp objects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse
Of course. Step right this way lovely
Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR
Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though
Expose away
Obviously away from others "
Im not shy and if its a medical emergency then take me , erm i mean heal me wherever you need too |
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"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please "
Yes, all male staff like this. Think we should hire Shag, he can be TV, sports and other entertainment specialist Director.
I'll take Director of Health centre, swimming and dungeon, offering sex health therapeutic services. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!
As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse
Of course. Step right this way lovely
Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR
Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though
Expose away
Obviously away from others "
We may need to work on her together... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please
Yes, all male staff like this. Think we should hire Shag, he can be TV, sports and other entertainment specialist Director.
I'll take Director of Health centre, swimming and dungeon, offering sex health therapeutic services."
Hired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the resident artist .... the hotel requires an erotic abstract ambience which I can provide.
Additionally I am skilled at portraiture and capture any moment on a canvas.
The name of the hotel ....
I suggest ......ALLURE
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the resident artist .... the hotel requires an erotic abstract ambience which I can provide.
Additionally I am skilled at portraiture and capture any moment on a canvas.
The name of the hotel ....
I suggest ......ALLURE
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Oi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'll help with amenities and toy installation, testing and introduction.
Personalised rooms.
'Would you like the sybian, cross or hot tub option with masseur today madam/sir?' |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"can I apply for maintenance manager to ensure everyone is well serviced.
We have a maintanance manager, but you are a part of team. Service away...
I need orders where to start !"
Test the equipment in the dungeon... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We'll help with amenities and toy installation, testing and introduction.
Personalised rooms.
'Would you like the sybian, cross or hot tub option with masseur today madam/sir?'"
I like your style...welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm opening a swinging hotel.
There will be a huge pampass grass outside.
The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch
The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends..."
Querencia for the name. Sounds nice and has a much more sinister undertone
I would also like to submit an application to assist the wacky but wonderful ladies with those stubborn zips |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm opening a swinging hotel.
There will be a huge pampass grass outside.
The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch
The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends...
Querencia for the name. Sounds nice and has a much more sinister undertone
I would also like to submit an application to assist the wacky but wonderful ladies with those stubborn zips "
Hired
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm opening a swinging hotel.
There will be a huge pampass grass outside.
The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch
The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends...
Querencia for the name. Sounds nice and has a much more sinister undertone
I would also like to submit an application to assist the wacky but wonderful ladies with those stubborn zips
Hired
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I await my assistance request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the staff will be amazing.
Am thinking of a classy name for the hotel...Hotel du Shag...
And think that the staff need some team bondage..."
I'm all for this boss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I will be Chef Librarian in a Fab Hotel Library , Would you be able to recruit a hardworking Library assistant to help me out . Part time only would be enough . "
I'd put in overtime, i do love a good book |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Welcome to the Hotel du Shag!
The reception staff have big desks, spinny chairs and purple lanyards.
We have hot'n' horny staff waiting to cater to your every whim.
Our bar staff are looking forward to giving you a Slow Comfortable Screw.
Our housekeeping team have sexy maid outfits.
Our entertainments team want to ensure your stay is thouroughly enjoyable.
Our maintenance team's tools are on standby, should you have a service issue.
Following an in-depth interview process and extensive preparations, the Hotel du Shag is now open!!
LisaB
Manager |
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"Welcome to the Hotel du Shag!
The reception staff have big desks, spinny chairs and purple lanyards.
We have hot'n' horny staff waiting to cater to your every whim.
Our bar staff are looking forward to giving you a Slow Comfortable Screw.
Our housekeeping team have sexy maid outfits.
Our entertainments team want to ensure your stay is thouroughly enjoyable.
Our maintenance team's tools are on standby, should you have a service issue.
Following an in-depth interview process and extensive preparations, the Hotel du Shag is now open!!
LisaB
Manager "
In that case, as Front of House Manager, I would like to extend a very warm welcome to all our guests |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm opening a swinging hotel.
There will be a huge pampass grass outside.
The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch
The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends..."
Surely it's a Premier Sinn, with a 'bloody marvellous night guarantee". |
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