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"Feeling flush so I'm in the chair. What are you all having ? It's beer o'clock" Hot Lemon water. | |||
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"Mine is a doombar." Good choice | |||
"I'm still at work so a cup of tea for me please "Milk and sugar ? | |||
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"Southern comfort and for me please and Mr will have dark rum and lemonade. Thank you xx" Any nibbles to go with that ? | |||
"Southern comfort and for me please and Mr will have dark rum and lemonade. Thank you xx Any nibbles to go with that ?" After the day I have had just the drinks please but thank you for the offer | |||
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"Can I have a poncey coffee, please?" Skinny latte with poncy sprinkles ?  | |||
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"I'm into g&t at the moment if you would, pretty please "Ice and a slice ? | |||
"Feeling flush so I'm in the chair. What are you all having ? It's beer o'clock" It's Friday evening so I think I will go for a vodka, lemonade and fresh lime please .. oh and you had better get him a San Miguel otherwise he will just sulk and I won't hear the end of it all weekend. Thank you. | |||
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"Can I have a poncey coffee, please? Skinny latte with poncy sprinkles ? "Oh yes, I think that's suitably poncey... thank you | |||
"I'm still at work so a cup of tea for me please
Milk and sugar ?"Just milk please | |||
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"I'll have a large jack Daniels (single malt) and please,a little ice and some great female company. Thanks" There is a lady in the snug who keeps checking you out | |||
"I'm into g&t at the moment if you would, pretty please
Ice and a slice ?" | |||
"I'll have a large jack Daniels (single malt) and please,a little ice and some great female company. Thanks There is a lady in the snug who keeps checking you out" Well please be kind enough to ask her what's she is drinking and whether or not she would care to join me | |||
"Yep it's open I am sat in it. Another doombar please." Bar tender told me you've had too many already, we may have to move onto the next bar. Grab your brollies ladies and gents | |||
"I'm still in work for another hour but if you could have a glenfiddich on the bar in about 2 hours, that would be very much appreciated "Waiting on the bar | |||
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"Aperol spritz please .. "Coming right up hope the barman knows what it is  | |||
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"Caffreys and a peach schnapps with lemonade for us. Thank you." Ice in you schnapps ? | |||
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"I am not normally a drinker but after the rubbish week at work. I would love a porn star martini please x " What the hell is a porn star martini ? | |||
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"Caffreys and a peach schnapps with lemonade for us. Thank you. Ice in you schnapps ?" No ice but a wee slice of lime would be nice | |||
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"May I have a bottle of prosecco and a straw please "As you fluttered your eyelashes consider it on its way Enjoy | |||
"May I have a bottle of prosecco and a straw please
As you fluttered your eyelashes consider it on its way
Enjoy"Thank you | |||
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"May I have a bottle of prosecco and a straw please
As you fluttered your eyelashes consider it on its way
Enjoy
Thank you "Any preference on the colour of straw ? | |||
"Would love a Guinness please x " Coming right up | |||
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(Self imposed (partial) drinking ban for Lent) | |||
"Is this a licensed establishment? If so I'll have a large gin and tonic please. If not, an elderflower presse.
(Self imposed (partial) drinking ban for Lent)"Bugger been rumbled hope your not from customs and excise ? | |||
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"Please say you are, I really need that g&t "Lets just say the licence is in the post.. Large gin for the lady please | |||
"Guinness with a shot of Tia maria" Bit poncy...no offense | |||
"Guinness with a shot of Tia maria Bit poncy...no offense "You can't ruin a Guinness  | |||
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...so I'll have a huge fuck-off sized gin & tonic, please! | |||
"Work is done, glass of red wine please "Coming right up | |||
"Since I have to transport a mini-beast around this evening, I can't have a real drink
...so I'll have a huge fuck-off sized gin & tonic, please! "Non alcoholic G&T for the driver please | |||
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