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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've trashed the flirty funbus.
My horn is through the roof this week, it's a constant 10/10. And this weekend I'm at a few gatherings with friends. I can only imagine my flirting and innuendos to be constant.
On a scale of 1-10. How horny are you? Can you match somebody's horn here?Can you beat it?
Are they local enough to arrange a meet?
Say your in and get those massages sent to anyone you fancy. 
FAF ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just woken up, dry mouth, doggy breath, gunky eyes, hair unkempt. Currently the hornometer needle is deviating somewhere midway between 1 and 1.5 
Leave me alone until I've woken up properly and had some mouthwash! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horniness level is steadily rising 
Why is mine steadily dropping?  "
Mine has been in slumber for too long and now I'm getting fitter after a long illness it's..... well you can guess the rest and now it is time to venture out and see if this bad boy stills works |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am at 9 at the moment, if I speak to my lover it will be 15 and if I see him it will be 20+, but unfortunately we cant do anything fir another week and is horrible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm at an 8 atm..... just left the gym after watching all the gorgeous women in there "
I know right.
There's a girl in the gym I go to. Oh my god.  . Blue tinted hair. Gorgeous figure Tattoos. (It's the one around the ankle that caught my eye  ) |
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A few month back I wrote honk if your horny I am on the back of the wife's car and when she got home from work she said don't know why but a lot of vans wagons and cars have been tooting there horns and waving at me today and I don't know why ? I said go have a look at back of your car lol not the answer you was expecting but thought I would share it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm at an 8 atm..... just left the gym after watching all the gorgeous women in there
I know right.
There's a girl in the gym I go to. Oh my god. . Blue tinted hair. Gorgeous figure Tattoos. (It's the one around the ankle that caught my eye )"
Theres a new one at mine this morning so of course all the young lads were trying to impress her and chat her up... I didn't pester her ... just asked if there was anything she needed help with and the boys all sculked away |
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