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Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet  |
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I had 3 women on the go back in the 80's. 1 knew about the other 2, 1 knew about another 1, and the 3rd was blissfully unaware of the other 2. God that was hard work, even though there were no mobile phones in those days   |
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"I had 3 women on the go back in the 80's. 1 knew about the other 2, 1 knew about another 1, and the 3rd was blissfully unaware of the other 2. God that was hard work, even though there were no mobile phones in those days "
Lol
Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
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By *amissCouple
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet "
Every woman should have a cook in the kitchen, a gentleman in the parlour and a stud in the bedroom, in no particular order |
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet
Every woman should have a cook in the kitchen, a gentleman in the parlour and a stud in the bedroom, in no particular order "
Hiya cheeky  |
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet "
And who says it should be 3 ?!!
Perhaps One have all those attributes  |
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"Men fall in love with what they see and women with what they hear."
Don't be fooled by that old adage.
Women want a fat wallet. Men want a woman who swallows. |
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"Men fall in love with what they see and women with what they hear.
Don't be fooled by that old adage.
Women want a fat wallet. Men want a woman who swallows."
Touche  |
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet
And who says it should be 3 ?!!
Perhaps One have all those attributes "
Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol |
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet
And who says it should be 3 ?!!
Perhaps One have all those attributes
Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol "
Look no further |
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet
And who says it should be 3 ?!!
Perhaps One have all those attributes
Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol
Look no further "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet
Every woman should have a cook in the kitchen, a gentleman in the parlour and a stud in the bedroom, in no particular order
Hiya cheeky "
Hey!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet
And who says it should be 3 ?!!
Perhaps One have all those attributes
Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol "
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