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over a year ago
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"guys with shovel hands, their body is usually naturally stacked/well built."
Apparently I've got hands like shovels ,didn't know til they ordered larger gloves at work  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On me? Hourglass. I'm working on it. On other people? I have no preference other than not being attracted to extremes compared to a median body type."
Your body look amazing i wish i had the determination to work out regularly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body type isn't massively important.
What's in their head is.  "
Agree with this .
If they are open minded , willing to open up to their inner desires , and explore without judgement it's all good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fully inflated.
Top Tip - inflate your blow up friend with helium, then you can still enjoy the thrill of the chase."
With mine...I don't blow her up straight away all at once...I like to play hard to get first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fully inflated.
Top Tip - inflate your blow up friend with helium, then you can still enjoy the thrill of the chase.
You need help "
Ah, you've met my Doctors the loan of a set of ladders would be nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat. "
Thick is a better term  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fully inflated.
Top Tip - inflate your blow up friend with helium, then you can still enjoy the thrill of the chase.
You need help
Ah, you've met my Doctors the loan of a set of ladders would be nice!"
What size ladder ?...I'm a roofer ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat.
Thick is a better term "
Fat is more true though
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fully inflated.
Top Tip - inflate your blow up friend with helium, then you can still enjoy the thrill of the chase.
With mine...I don't blow her up straight away all at once...I like to play hard to get first. "
Yeah treat her mean, the floppy bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat.
Thick is a better term
Fat is more true though
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I disagree completely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat. "
I was just about to say the same thing!
I'm not turned off by a large man but I can't sit comfortably on top, because my hips don't spread far.
Really thin men can be painful to straddle too, because their hips stick into my inner thighs. Takes some shuftying around to get comfy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also
Or...............
Lookin for fit women with flat stomachs, big tits and Kim Kardasins ass, no midgey bite tits, nae saggy arses. You must go to the gym regular, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks and yer nipples must no be too big or too small, for bonus points you must wax or shave your pooda daily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pert firm ass
shorter than me
Width of her shoulders shoulders should be less than or equal to the width of my chest + one arm so when spooning my "top" arm can rest over her without going up in the air.
I spend so much time cuddling i now work out the ergonomics of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fully inflated.
Top Tip - inflate your blow up friend with helium, then you can still enjoy the thrill of the chase.
You need help
Ah, you've met my Doctors the loan of a set of ladders would be nice!
What size ladder ?...I'm a roofer ha ha"
Lol, she wont come down from the living room ceiling, but i'm leaving her up there. Wont be long before she's going down on me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pert firm ass
shorter than me
Width of her shoulders shoulders should be less than or equal to the width of my chest + one arm so when spooning my "top" arm can rest over her without going up in the air.
I spend so much time cuddling i now work out the ergonomics of it "
How wide is your chest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fully inflated.
Top Tip - inflate your blow up friend with helium, then you can still enjoy the thrill of the chase.
You need help
Ah, you've met my Doctors the loan of a set of ladders would be nice!
What size ladder ?...I'm a roofer ha ha
Lol, she wont come down from the living room ceiling, but i'm leaving her up there. Wont be long before she's going down on me. "
Give her a little prick that'll get her down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pert firm ass
shorter than me
Width of her shoulders shoulders should be less than or equal to the width of my chest + one arm so when spooning my "top" arm can rest over her without going up in the air.
I spend so much time cuddling i now work out the ergonomics of it
How wide is your chest?"
The chest plus arm width is about 20" straight across |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pert firm ass
shorter than me
Width of her shoulders shoulders should be less than or equal to the width of my chest + one arm so when spooning my "top" arm can rest over her without going up in the air.
I spend so much time cuddling i now work out the ergonomics of it
How wide is your chest?
The chest plus arm width is about 20" straight across"
Nice and Dang it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat. "
Same! I love guys with big thick arses and thighs but I just fall off. Four thighs don't make a right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also
Or...............
Lookin for fit women with flat stomachs, big tits and Kim Kardasins ass, no midgey bite tits, nae saggy arses. You must go to the gym regular, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks and yer nipples must no be too big or too small, for bonus points you must wax or shave your pooda daily. "
do you think your idea of the perfect woman has been shaped by your excessive use of social media and pornographic images?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pert firm ass
shorter than me
Width of her shoulders shoulders should be less than or equal to the width of my chest + one arm so when spooning my "top" arm can rest over her without going up in the air.
I spend so much time cuddling i now work out the ergonomics of it
How wide is your chest?
The chest plus arm width is about 20" straight across
Nice and Dang it "
If youre wider than that
That means for cuddling purposes i lie on my back and you snuggle int my side wirh one arm wrapoed around you and head on my chest :p
On that note ive just noticed my right pec is lower than my left |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also
Or...............
Lookin for fit women with flat stomachs, big tits and Kim Kardasins ass, no midgey bite tits, nae saggy arses. You must go to the gym regular, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks and yer nipples must no be too big or too small, for bonus points you must wax or shave your pooda daily.
do you think your idea of the perfect woman has been shaped by your excessive use of social media and pornographic images? "
Nope by bollywood movies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also
Or...............
Lookin for fit women with flat stomachs, big tits and Kim Kardasins ass, no midgey bite tits, nae saggy arses. You must go to the gym regular, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks and yer nipples must no be too big or too small, for bonus points you must wax or shave your pooda daily.
do you think your idea of the perfect woman has been shaped by your excessive use of social media and pornographic images?
Nope by bollywood movies "
They get their nipples out? |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't have one really ...but if I'm looking to fuck someone they have to be fairly slim /athletic otherwise i can't straddle them comfortably because my legs are too fat.
Same! I love guys with big thick arses and thighs but I just fall off. Four thighs don't make a right "
are any of you squatting over these guys? my last ex was so fat i couldn't ride him and had to 'frog' him instead. my thighs were too short to even ride him and reach the bed lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also
Or...............
Lookin for fit women with flat stomachs, big tits and Kim Kardasins ass, no midgey bite tits, nae saggy arses. You must go to the gym regular, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks and yer nipples must no be too big or too small, for bonus points you must wax or shave your pooda daily.
do you think your idea of the perfect woman has been shaped by your excessive use of social media and pornographic images?
Nope by bollywood movies
They get their nipples out?"
Aye, especially if its a rain scene if no you let your imagination run wild |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a man; tall, big arms, strong chest, thighs like tree trunks, big arms, broad back, did I mention the arms thing? 
On a lady; it varies, pretty face and a sassy as heck look on life.
On me; about two stones lighter than currently, I feel like crap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On me? Hourglass. I'm working on it. On other people? I have no preference other than not being attracted to extremes compared to a median body type."
This girl-exactly what I look for! Sends me nuts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all question whats your ideal boy type
I want to have a body like Dwayne Johnson. "
That's too much for me, my ideal body type for me, the body I would like to have, would be something more like Merry or Tushy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body type isn't massively important.
What's in their head is.
My thoughts exactly! "
And yet in any profile reciew thread this sentiment is met with "sounds like youll just sleep with anyone" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pert firm ass
shorter than me
Width of her shoulders shoulders should be less than or equal to the width of my chest + one arm so when spooning my "top" arm can rest over her without going up in the air.
I spend so much time cuddling i now work out the ergonomics of it
How wide is your chest?
The chest plus arm width is about 20" straight across
Nice and Dang it
If youre wider than that
That means for cuddling purposes i lie on my back and you snuggle int my side wirh one arm wrapoed around you and head on my chest :p
On that note ive just noticed my right pec is lower than my left"
Story of my life cuddly Weeble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body type isn't massively important.
What's in their head is.
My thoughts exactly!
And yet in any profile reciew thread this sentiment is met with "sounds like youll just sleep with anyone""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wide range, from slim to curvy but not extremes of the spectrum.
'Bony/skinny' doesn't work for me but neither does 'bouncy castle'.
Ladygardens to be visible for the aesthetics and accessible for practicality - not buried so far, that Indiana Jones couldn't find it.
At least a handful of natural boob - up to a size 2 guys could conveniently manage, as a team
Compatible height for kisses, cuddles and assorted fondlery.
Compatible age. Not too worn-out... plenty of mileage left on the shagometer - lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guys with shovel hands, their body is usually naturally stacked/well built.
Yes "
I don't know why, we're useless for changing headlights on cars
I love curvy girls. Big bum, big boobs, has a pulse - these are not requirements |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One who genuinely can hold a conversation and not about TV programs, weather and the local issues. Witty, sarcastic, a bit on self confidence, flashy cheeky smile and a demon chuckle/giggle.
Moving down... sensitive neck and ear lobes
oh feck it this will take too long. Least I started with the most important bit first...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breathing & with a low at rest heart rate so that I can tell they are enjoying themselves with my unexceptional bedroom antics by the 10bpm increase
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I'm weak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh you know I want you lady you know I need you baby ...i like girls short brown or long hair blonde small and curvy or leggy and tall dark skinned light skinned I love them all .love it whent they walk by just the scents enough to get a man high ....ohhh you know I want you lady you know I want you baby ......cheesy but true |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Breathing & with a low at rest heart rate so that I can tell they are enjoying themselves with my unexceptional bedroom antics by the 10bpm increase
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I'm weak "
Oh shit, did your heart rate go up?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall , muscly a real man who can show he who's boss Haha
I'm surprised nobody has said anything about the use of the words "a real man."
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"real men " don't get outraged by these type of comments like "real women" do....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Generally I like what I like & it's not specific, its just something about a person which attracts me.
I suppose if I was to base this on perving material my ideal body type is ~ long, lean with well defined muscle tone, kind face with a naughty twinkle in their eyes. |
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