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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We all have some kind of dance we think we're good at.
In my day I did a mean funky chicken and a bouncy bop. I used to be able to tap dance and do a bit of ballet, but I think my forté is samba stylee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an awesome dance.
It's called the Lean Drink.
It's where you lean against a bar, and move your favoured hand every now and again from the top of the bar to your mouth and back again. You have to be holding a glass with a drink in it.
I occasionally do the Awkward Drag dance, which is when the Mrs gets pissed off with me doing the Lean drink and pulls me onto the dance floor
This is the point I put the Dad Dance into action for 30 seconds, distract her and go back to the far more comfortable Lean Drink manoeuvre.  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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I have the balletic skill of a ten left footed hippo!
I make Dad Dancing look like skilled and worthy of "Strictly" compared to me!
When it came to trying dancing skills in preparation for my wedding, the Dance Instructor said of me, "I could spend 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, for the next 200 years and you'd only be 0.5% competent! You will never dance!" That suited ne!
The wedding never happened either (not linked) |
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"I studied ballet for the best part of 15 years....my daughter is teaching me to 'dab' though
Voila pourquoi t'es si gracieuse "
À moins qu'il n'y ait pizza impliquée, alors j'ai la grâce d'un rhinocéros de chargement |
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Have recently started going to a bar that has Cuban salsa nights, mobility issues allowing. I went to the Rock night at the Attic a few weeks ago and ma last veri complimented me on ma moves on the dancefloor |
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"Have recently started going to a bar that has Cuban salsa nights, mobility issues allowing. I went to the Rock night at the Attic a few weeks ago and ma last veri complimented me on ma moves on the dancefloor "
Oh yeah and a little salsa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I danced ballet and tap as a young girl.
I now line dance.
I have also mastered Lap Dancing but I need to find a willing guy to let me practice on. He needs to pretend I'm good (I'm shit) but I'd really like to give it a go.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I danced ballet and tap as a young girl.
I now line dance.
I have also mastered Lap Dancing but I need to find a willing guy to let me practice on. He needs to pretend I'm good (I'm shit) but I'd really like to give it a go. "
Practice makes perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have recently started going to a bar that has Cuban salsa nights, mobility issues allowing. I went to the Rock night at the Attic a few weeks ago and ma last veri complimented me on ma moves on the dancefloor "
Did you wear your Cuban heels? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm really good at dancehall style moves. 
The Waltz and Foxtrot?
Like twerking and dutty wine and hot wuk and pon de river and signal de plane."
Ohhh, that kind of dance hall |
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"Have recently started going to a bar that has Cuban salsa nights, mobility issues allowing. I went to the Rock night at the Attic a few weeks ago and ma last veri complimented me on ma moves on the dancefloor
Did you wear your Cuban heels? "
Nah, they're too slippy, you need something with a bit of grip |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"What's your best Dance
We all have some kind of dance we think we're good at.
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If only this quote was true
I've seen Dad dance, shuffle and Can't dance ...can't sing ....the world is a safer place.
Well just imagine the videos on YouTube which you all laugh at mix that with a trip to the hospital with broken feet as I'm sure I'd end up stepping on yours..
I can I believe just about manage the slow dance (but don't ask me anything as I'm counting in my head trying not to get out of time with the music),so lights very low, i bury my head in your neck, my hand on your Hips hopefully taking the hint of which way to move. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's your best Dance
We all have some kind of dance we think we're good at.
If only this quote was true
I've seen Dad dance, shuffle and Can't dance ...can't sing ....the world is a safer place.
Well just imagine the videos on YouTube which you all laugh at mix that with a trip to the hospital with broken feet as I'm sure I'd end up stepping on yours..
I can I believe just about manage the slow dance (but don't ask me anything as I'm counting in my head trying not to get out of time with the music),so lights very low, i bury my head in your neck, my hand on your Hips hopefully taking the hint of which way to move. "
You need some dance lessons |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have recently started going to a bar that has Cuban salsa nights, mobility issues allowing. I went to the Rock night at the Attic a few weeks ago and ma last veri complimented me on ma moves on the dancefloor
Did you wear your Cuban heels?
Nah, they're too slippy, you need something with a bit of grip "
Track shoes?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"when I lived in Mallorca I was taught how to do the Salsa but not done it for years..
also northern soul..I still bop along if I hear any on the radio "
I'm going to have to Google this Northern soul. Was there a Southern equivalent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when I lived in Mallorca I was taught how to do the Salsa but not done it for years..
also northern soul..I still bop along if I hear any on the radio
I'm going to have to Google this Northern soul. Was there a Southern equivalent?"
I don't think so..
it originated in Wigan..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2NySUcbv3w&list=RDQMBY4I_FBaWRs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"when I lived in Mallorca I was taught how to do the Salsa but not done it for years..
also northern soul..I still bop along if I hear any on the radio
I'm going to have to Google this Northern soul. Was there a Southern equivalent?
I don't think so..
it originated in Wigan..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2NySUcbv3w&list=RDQMBY4I_FBaWRs"
I just had a look at some. There's some really nifty footwork going on. There was nothing like that down here, we were all doing the Dagenham two step |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years "
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me. "
Best kind of dancing. Put some music on and let your inner Bush out |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad "
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
Best kind of dancing. Put some music on and let your inner Bush out "
Or your outer Bush out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when I lived in Mallorca I was taught how to do the Salsa but not done it for years..
also northern soul..I still bop along if I hear any on the radio
I'm going to have to Google this Northern soul. Was there a Southern equivalent?
I don't think so..
it originated in Wigan..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2NySUcbv3w&list=RDQMBY4I_FBaWRs
I just had a look at some. There's some really nifty footwork going on. There was nothing like that down here, we were all doing the Dagenham two step "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still "
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing."
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience. "
I would think it would be a great experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
Best kind of dancing. Put some music on and let your inner Bush out "
Bwahahaha -- my Bush is available for private viewings only. It's really quite alarming! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience "
I'm going to make myself go. Next time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
Best kind of dancing. Put some music on and let your inner Bush out
Bwahahaha -- my Bush is available for private viewings only. It's really quite alarming! "
Mine's down the bath plug hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing.
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not "
Hehehe, I'm trying to squeeze in there for another nomination this year! Getting a Meli flirt is a dream!! Although knowing my previous form, my partner in crime will UNLOS the day before voting again. Tsk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
Best kind of dancing. Put some music on and let your inner Bush out
Bwahahaha -- my Bush is available for private viewings only. It's really quite alarming!
Mine's down the bath plug hole "
LOL! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing.
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not "
But if I don't indicate I want a room with her on here, how will she know? I've only got two weeks left of potential groundwork time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing.
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not
Hehehe, I'm trying to squeeze in there for another nomination this year! Getting a Meli flirt is a dream!! Although knowing my previous form, my partner in crime will UNLOS the day before voting again. Tsk. "
That was a little careless but the curse got almost all of us.
And I think that dream is one many hold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing.
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not
But if I don't indicate I want a room with her on here, how will she know? I've only got two weeks left of potential groundwork time!"
You're going to build it? Damned impressive |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time "
You should, do you know when it's on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?"
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing.
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not
But if I don't indicate I want a room with her on here, how will she know? I've only got two weeks left of potential groundwork time!
You're going to build it? Damned impressive"
Yes I shall build an altar on which I will place Estella to worship.
Yeah, I went there. It's late.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year."
Notting Hill Carnival is every year -- Sunday and Monday of August bank holiday! It's great fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year.
Notting Hill Carnival is every year -- Sunday and Monday of August bank holiday! It's great fun! "
I was just going to say ignore that, it's every year. I should know, I have a friend who goes every year and sends me pics of the dancers. I'm such a div at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prophetic interpretive Kate Bush style, flailing arms and pseudo-artistic shapes. It's very 'special', like me.
You are incredibly endearing.
I thought we had sure fire winners for the 'get a room' award this year.
Maybe not
But if I don't indicate I want a room with her on here, how will she know? I've only got two weeks left of potential groundwork time!
You're going to build it? Damned impressive
Yes I shall build an altar on which I will place Estella to worship.
Yeah, I went there. It's late. "
I liked it. Can I have a little ladder to get up onto the altar? I'm right ungraceful and I'd hate anything to spoil the allure....or a leg up from someone....then give me a minute to splay myself in a sexy way (not that I'm sure I know what that would be but essentially I mean ensuring my hair isn't pinned under my shoulders so it pulls and that my dress is tastefully covering my foof, so that you have to 'discover' it) -- awesome. I'll cough when I'm ready. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year.
Notting Hill Carnival is every year -- Sunday and Monday of August bank holiday! It's great fun!
I was just going to say ignore that, it's every year. I should know, I have a friend who goes every year and sends me pics of the dancers. I'm such a div at times. "
Too much rum punch at the carnival can cause memory loss! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year.
Notting Hill Carnival is every year -- Sunday and Monday of August bank holiday! It's great fun! "
Thank you, it looks fun when you see it on the tv. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year.
Notting Hill Carnival is every year -- Sunday and Monday of August bank holiday! It's great fun!
I was just going to say ignore that, it's every year. I should know, I have a friend who goes every year and sends me pics of the dancers. I'm such a div at times. "
Thanks Tif |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm very good at doing Michael Jackson dance moves as I've learnt them off by heart.
I know the moves of Thriller, Smooth Criminal, Beat It and Billie Jean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anything latino
I love a Latino beat.
Me too, been teaching for many years
I improv in the kitchen to Carnival music. On a good day I don't do too bad
It's great exercise too, love Carnival music, I can't sit still
I keep saying I'll go to Notting Hill. It must be an amazing experience.
I would think it would be a great experience
I'm going to make myself go. Next time
You should, do you know when it's on?
Will be 2018. It's every two years. Although there was talk of banning it because of the trouble last year.
Notting Hill Carnival is every year -- Sunday and Monday of August bank holiday! It's great fun!
I was just going to say ignore that, it's every year. I should know, I have a friend who goes every year and sends me pics of the dancers. I'm such a div at times.
Too much rum punch at the carnival can cause memory loss!"
I'd better not drink then, my memory can't get much worse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm very good at doing Michael Jackson dance moves as I've learnt them off by heart.
I know the moves of Thriller, Smooth Criminal, Beat It and Billie Jean"
Can you do the lean? |
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"when I lived in Mallorca I was taught how to do the Salsa but not done it for years..
also northern soul..I still bop along if I hear any on the radio
I'm going to have to Google this Northern soul. Was there a Southern equivalent?"
Not really....this guy is a legend - you can just feel the joy!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSP6AHhLc80
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm very good at doing Michael Jackson dance moves as I've learnt them off by heart.
I know the moves of Thriller, Smooth Criminal, Beat It and Billie Jean
Can you do the lean?"
Not without falling over no lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I try my best at lap dancing, it seems to make the men smile, but I haven't decided whether that's because they are enjoying it or they are trying hard not to burst out laughing.
I also did tap and ballet dancing a few years ago, but think I would look ridiculous in a baby pink tutu these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm skilled in the Time Warp
I'm also occasionally known to get a bit Kate Bush, witchy walk, crazy eyes and all... an ex girlfriend was a big fan of Kate. |
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