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I'm a bad ass Twue Dom. Super dominant guy. AMA (ask me anything)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it  "
thanks...but we already have a wesident Dom...
and he tells us everything, whether we want to know it or not   |
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"What does it mean when your tallywhacker turns a nice shade of crimson and swells to twice it's normal size?
My mate wants to know... Honest.. "
It means that you have very much whacked the wrong tally. Stay away from the docks for a week abs you'll be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green socks or blue?
Never wear green anything unless you've won the Open.
That's the Masters 
i have literally dozens of things i can hit you with. Dont correct me."
Think before you open gob  |
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"Green socks or blue?
Never wear green anything unless you've won the Open.
That's the Masters
i have literally dozens of things i can hit you with. Dont correct me.
Think before you open gob "
Think before you open your mouth, Sir  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green socks or blue?
Never wear green anything unless you've won the Open.
That's the Masters
i have literally dozens of things i can hit you with. Dont correct me.
Think before you open gob
Think before you open your mouth, Sir "
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it "
someone's piss off i think or should i say someone has been piss off by someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to try Domming.
I've read 50 Shades and everything* so I'm clearly an expert.
My question is this - should I change my username to something like MrGreyXXX69 a or TheRealMrGrey123 to get the ladies interested?
(*no I haven't) |
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"I'd like to try Domming.
I've read 50 Shades and everything* so I'm clearly an expert.
My question is this - should I change my username to something like MrGreyXXX69 a or TheRealMrGrey123 to get the ladies interested?
(*no I haven't)"
MrGreySlutTrainerXtreeme
You can have that for free, fellow Dom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it "
What's your favourite musical and why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How is the word Scone pronounced...
Easy its pronounced in the way that makes this joke funny
"What's the fastest cake in the the world?"
Scone"
I've pronounced it many ways, and the joke is still not funny! |
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
What's your favourite musical and why? "
South Park Bigger, Longer, Uncut.
Because...shut your fucking face, uncle fucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long is it before I should allow someone to cane me? "
That's an easy one.
When you trip over in front of him, your eyes meet and you immediately become his submissive; even though you have no idea what that is. |
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"How is the word Scone pronounced...
Easy its pronounced in the way that makes this joke funny
"What's the fastest cake in the the world?"
Scone
I've pronounced it many ways, and the joke is still not funny! "
Scone like It's Gone.
Fucking Hilarious |
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"How long is it before I should allow someone to cane me?
That's an easy one.
When you trip over in front of him, your eyes meet and you immediately become his submissive; even though you have no idea what that is. "
This chick gets it. I'll prepare a collar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How could I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?
That's an easy one, you use the biro to press the trigger on your Weatherby Magnum! "
Forgot to add that someone else is holding the gun!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it "
Are you sure you won't punish me |
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
Are you sure you won't punish me "
I'll make your bottom redder than tizer |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"I'd like to try Domming.
I've read 50 Shades and everything* so I'm clearly an expert.
My question is this - should I change my username to something like MrGreyXXX69 a or TheRealMrGrey123 to get the ladies interested?
(*no I haven't)"
How about Dick&Dom?
S |
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
Are you sure you won't punish me
I'll make your bottom redder than tizer"
Redder than tizer wow
Is that possible |
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
Are you sure you won't punish me
I'll make your bottom redder than tizer
Redder than tizer wow
Is that possible "
Yes. Yes it is. |
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
Are you sure you won't punish me
I'll make your bottom redder than tizer
Redder than tizer wow
Is that possible
Yes. Yes it is. "
But tizer is the reddest thing ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
Are you sure you won't punish me
I'll make your bottom redder than tizer"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best Dom in the world and I'm willing to share my wisdom with you lucky people. Feel free to ask me anything, will advise on any matters.
Set at it
thanks...but we already have a wesident Dom...
and he tells us everything, whether we want to know it or not "
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"If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, is the man still in the wrong? "
If the man is as epicly dominant as me, the man is not wrong. Neither is the tree, it was simply bowing to its master. |
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"Does your neck struggle to support your head??
No but only because i have the thick muscular neck of a prized breeding bison. "
Carrying mutilated animal parts on your person is no basis for bragging!!! I suspect there are other websites for that specific hobby!!! |
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"Does your neck struggle to support your head??
No but only because i have the thick muscular neck of a prized breeding bison.
Can I worship you? "
It is completly expected. Should you not worship me. I will post a thread detailing your fakeness as a sub. |
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"Does your neck struggle to support your head??
No but only because i have the thick muscular neck of a prized breeding bison.
Can I worship you?
It is completly expected. Should you not worship me. I will post a thread detailing your fakeness as a sub. "
Loving this thread you are the master |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Does your neck struggle to support your head??
No but only because i have the thick muscular neck of a prized breeding bison.
Can I worship you?
It is completly expected. Should you not worship me. I will post a thread detailing your fakeness as a sub.
Loving this thread you are the master "
I think you may be but I am not quite certain yet. Do you have any evidence of your Dom ways? |
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"Does your neck struggle to support your head??
No but only because i have the thick muscular neck of a prized breeding bison.
Can I worship you?
It is completly expected. Should you not worship me. I will post a thread detailing your fakeness as a sub.
Loving this thread you are the master
I think you may be but I am not quite certain yet. Do you have any evidence of your Dom ways? "
I have over two dozen toys, some of which you won't even know the names of. I also have had over 9000 real subs. However they all went to different countries and stuff so they haven't verified me. But they are super real and that.
I also have a leather waistcoat. |
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"Why are charge parity violations observed in weak force decays, but not anywhere else? Is it connected to entropy and time itself? "
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You don't know jack shit unless you can tell me (to 2 decimal place accuracy) how long it would take a giraffe to throw up...
If you can't answer that question, I can't take you seriously... |
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"You don't know jack shit unless you can tell me (to 2 decimal place accuracy) how long it would take a giraffe to throw up...
If you can't answer that question, I can't take you seriously..."
If they've been eating pie is 3.14 seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't know jack shit unless you can tell me (to 2 decimal place accuracy) how long it would take a giraffe to throw up...
If you can't answer that question, I can't take you seriously...
If they've been eating pie is 3.14 seconds. "
That's a flipping brilliant answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't know jack shit unless you can tell me (to 2 decimal place accuracy) how long it would take a giraffe to throw up...
If you can't answer that question, I can't take you seriously...
If they've been eating pie is 3.14 seconds. "
I'm thinking giraffes can't throw up. Or is that horses?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't know jack shit unless you can tell me (to 2 decimal place accuracy) how long it would take a giraffe to throw up...
If you can't answer that question, I can't take you seriously...
If they've been eating pie is 3.14 seconds.
I'm thinking giraffes can't throw up. Or is that horses? "
I don't even know.
I just made it up. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"You don't know jack shit unless you can tell me (to 2 decimal place accuracy) how long it would take a giraffe to throw up...
If you can't answer that question, I can't take you seriously...
If they've been eating pie is 3.14 seconds.
I'm thinking giraffes can't throw up. Or is that horses?
I don't even know.
I just made it up. "
i googled, they don't have any stomach acid so cant vomit but the can ruminate.
i know guinea pigs can die from trapped wind also, coz we used to have some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I meet the guy Ive been talking to?
If he's at least 6th Dan Dom. He's not though. Because I'm the only one. "
Hes slightly sub but I like that. Does that change your answer? |
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"Should I meet the guy Ive been talking to?
If he's at least 6th Dan Dom. He's not though. Because I'm the only one.
Hes slightly sub but I like that. Does that change your answer?"
Only women can be subs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I meet the guy Ive been talking to?
If he's at least 6th Dan Dom. He's not though. Because I'm the only one.
Hes slightly sub but I like that. Does that change your answer?
Only women can be subs! "
Damn. Hes really hot though? |
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"Should I meet the guy Ive been talking to?
If he's at least 6th Dan Dom. He's not though. Because I'm the only one.
Hes slightly sub but I like that. Does that change your answer?
Only women can be subs!
Damn. Hes really hot though?"
But is he Dom hot? |
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"What does it mean when your tallywhacker turns a nice shade of crimson and swells to twice it's normal size?
My mate wants to know... Honest..
It means that you have very much whacked the wrong tally. Stay away from the docks for a week abs you'll be fine. "
Stay away from the docks?
How else am I meant to make a living?
Those Russian sailors are my best customers... |
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"What does it mean when your tallywhacker turns a nice shade of crimson and swells to twice it's normal size?
My mate wants to know... Honest..
It means that you have very much whacked the wrong tally. Stay away from the docks for a week abs you'll be fine.
Stay away from the docks?
How else am I meant to make a living?
Those Russian sailors are my best customers... "
Username checks out |
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"How do you spell true? "
There are 3 main traits to casting a spell. First the words and then secondly, the right wand motion. Lastly, concentration. If all 3 are achieved, the spell is cast true. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"How do you spell true?
There are 3 main traits to casting a spell. First the words and then secondly, the right wand motion. Lastly, concentration. If all 3 are achieved, the spell is cast true."
That was not the answer to the question.
That answered how do you cast a spell! |
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"I dont understand the question
But if I wanted an answer to a question the question would be why?
Why why why?
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"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
How many men does it actually take to change a light bulb?
Can you get someone better than a quickfit fitter?
Would you go compare?
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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, Eggs can't run
How many men does it actually take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?
A: A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.
Can you get someone better than a quickfit fitter? No but you can get shitter than fitquit quitter.
Would you go compare? Maybe the oscars
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont understand the question
But if I wanted an answer to a question the question would be why?
Why why why?
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm."
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