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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sassy for the airbags display team  "
pmsl!
you and private parts in the cycling events wearing your mankini's... we get a great ass shot and your balls are held nice and tight whilst sat on the seat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have Siren as our entrant for the 100 metres for people with absolutely no sense of direction.
You ever had her as co-pilot on a long road trip? You don't fookin want to either.  |
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"I'd have Siren as our entrant for the 100 metres for people with absolutely no sense of direction.
You ever had her as co-pilot on a long road trip? You don't fookin want to either. "
definately put wishy on the right wing of the hockey team |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"if we were putting together a team for the olympics who do you think could do what event ?
for me fnuuma shotting the mouth and gynasticals "
lol It's FMUMA (one day you will get it right).. and the event is actually the "inverted double munch" for which I have already won the gold  |
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"if we were putting together a team for the olympics who do you think could do what event ?
for me fnuuma shotting the mouth and gynasticals
lol It's FMUMA (one day you will get it right).. and the event is actually the "inverted double munch with triple bucket pussy " for which I have already won the gold
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i dont know why but i always feel the need to get it wrong Fmnmnunma
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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event
petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.
The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk
surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ? "
I was tipsy  |
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"okay line up gents, I'm sure View will be the gold medal winner in the grand slalom........ I've seen him swoop and glide with a ski-pole in each hand.  "
i could do the ski jump ....no come to think of it i could be the ski jump |
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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event
petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.
The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk
surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?
I was tipsy "
i am sorry pettilant ,no one could of done what you did on stage whilst sobre
it was a "unique" experience and one of the funniest things i have ever seen
rivaled only by the morris dancers on black adder |
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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event
petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.
The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk
surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?
I was tipsy
i am sorry pettilant ,no one could of done what you did on stage whilst sobre
it was a "unique" experience and one of the funniest things i have ever seen
rivaled only by the morris dancers on black adder "
Trust me have done worse on stage, you should have seen my can can |
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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event
petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.
The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk
surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?
I was tipsy
i am sorry pettilant ,no one could of done what you did on stage whilst sobre
it was a "unique" experience and one of the funniest things i have ever seen
rivaled only by the morris dancers on black adder
Trust me have done worse on stage, you should have seen my can can"
can can can I |
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"I think I could captain the bullshitting team.
its competitive whats your personal best "
My PB is convincing a newbie I could read all their personal messages and see their private pics so they complained to admin. |
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"I think I could captain the bullshitting team.
its competitive whats your personal best
My PB is convincing a newbie I could read all their personal messages and see their private pics so they complained to admin."
LMFAO your captain |
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"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.
my PB is 23 hours sleeping. "
had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some |
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"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.
my PB is 23 hours sleeping.
had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some "
sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,? |
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"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.
my PB is 23 hours sleeping.
had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some
sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,? "
lol nahhhh you might get a mattress to practice with tho |
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"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.
my PB is 23 hours sleeping.
had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some
sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,?
lol nahhhh you might get a mattress to practice with tho "
ok going for the soft option..
i am an all terran sleeper.. |
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"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.
my PB is 23 hours sleeping.
had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some
sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,?
lol nahhhh you might get a mattress to practice with tho
ok going for the soft option..
i am an all terran sleeper.. "
ok you can have a strap on blow up bed so you can practice anytime your feeling in chasmpinship form ,,,,lol |
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I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system.""
sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on |
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I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."
sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on "
Have you not seen the "athletic" on my profile? |
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I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."
sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on
Have you not seen the "athletic" on my profile? "
that dont mean a thing in this squad lol what you good at then mushy
@ coan ..you should know by now what we are like ...some places on the drinking team if your interested ?
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I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."
sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on
Have you not seen the "athletic" on my profile?
that dont mean a thing in this squad lol what you good at then mushy
@ coan ..you should know by now what we are like ...some places on the drinking team if your interested ?
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deffo count me in for that one |
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that dont mean a thing in this squad lol what you good at then mushy
@ coan ..you should know by now what we are like ...some places on the drinking team if your interested ?
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Paul Daniels impersonations, "Not a lot but you'll like it."
The ex did say i could talk shite for England.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"reckon you lotare on the booze, a lot of smelling masticks today
peaches you are coach of the warbling while d*unk to an old song team,I know you havent had any experience as your so clean living but try your hardest ...pmsl "
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"reckon you lotare on the booze, a lot of smelling masticks today
peaches you are coach of the warbling while d*unk to an old song team,I know you havent had any experience as your so clean living but try your hardest ...pmsl
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coward i am watching you !!!!!!! |
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