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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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im sat here in tears just because my man didnt kiss me before he went out and my tits are 2 sizes bigger and tender and sore and all i want to eat is chocolate and custard doughnuts which i wont allow myself,
just feeling sorry for myself x |
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"im sat here in tears just because my man didnt kiss me before he went out and my tits are 2 sizes bigger and tender and sore and all i want to eat is chocolate and custard doughnuts which i wont allow myself,
just feeling sorry for myself x"
i am a bloke i cant imagine what its like ,but have a piece of chocolate on the hour and a doughnut every 2 hours so you got something to look forward to 
feel free to rip my head off with comments like ....only one piece !!! are you mad !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another tip for pmt is to go and beat the fuck out of a pillow... go on ... really put the boot in... raggy-doll that pillow round the room!
Made me feel better.... especially when I stopped and had a laugh at myself for calling it all the names under the sun while doing it!  |
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"Another tip for pmt is to go and beat the fuck out of a pillow... go on ... really put the boot in... raggy-doll that pillow round the room!
Made me feel better.... especially when I stopped and had a laugh at myself for calling it all the names under the sun while doing it! "
did you stick pics of a face on it too  |
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* fedexing a emergancy package of hotwater bottle, low calorie options drinks, painkillers, weepy films and a box of tissues.*
hugs sweetie. sympathies and love.
pmt and me are old enimes but i have mother nature on the run now.... ha ha ha .... take that Mother nature... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another tip for pmt is to go and beat the fuck out of a pillow... go on ... really put the boot in... raggy-doll that pillow round the room!
Made me feel better.... especially when I stopped and had a laugh at myself for calling it all the names under the sun while doing it!
did you stick pics of a face on it too "
No, but a particularly lumpy overstuffed one had a name.... Ex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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thanks you lot i do feel better and the options hot chocolate will keep me off the hard stuff!(for a bit)
i just hate feeling so pathetic when normally i can handle anything! x |
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"thanks you lot i do feel better and the options hot chocolate will keep me off the hard stuff!(for a bit)
i just hate feeling so pathetic when normally i can handle anything! x"
personally i dont think you should deny yourself the hard stuff ...just make sure you dont eat a 500g block in one go.there is an ingredient in chocolate (cant remember name of it ) what women crave often and you want to pick up and feel better ,its not a sin to want a bit of chocolate you know ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im sat here in tears just because my man didnt kiss me before he went out and my tits are 2 sizes bigger and tender and sore and all i want to eat is chocolate and custard doughnuts which i wont allow myself,
just feeling sorry for myself x"
That's bad  I don't have too many issues with it but my friend does. She did get help from the doctor though and it has eased things a little for her, it might be worth a try.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"thanks you lot i do feel better and the options hot chocolate will keep me off the hard stuff!(for a bit)
i just hate feeling so pathetic when normally i can handle anything! x
personally i dont think you should deny yourself the hard stuff ...just make sure you dont eat a 500g block in one go.there is an ingredient in chocolate (cant remember name of it ) what women crave often and you want to pick up and feel better ,its not a sin to want a bit of chocolate you know ..."
i dont usually deny myself anything pleasurable being a dreadful hedonist! just at this time of the month once i start a 500g block its only the start! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even better suggestion!
Go into directing on cam..... wait till all the rocket-polishers are drooling then tell em ye canna be bothered and prefer the satisfaction of a chocolate bar..... wait of course till they are on the vinegar stroke.
My bad?  |
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"Even better suggestion!
Go into directing on cam..... wait till all the rocket-polishers are drooling then tell em ye canna be bothered and prefer the satisfaction of a chocolate bar..... wait of course till they are on the vinegar stroke.
My bad? "
You're playing with fire girl! |
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"Even better suggestion!
Go into directing on cam..... wait till all the rocket-polishers are drooling then tell em ye canna be bothered and prefer the satisfaction of a chocolate bar..... wait of course till they are on the vinegar stroke.
My bad? "
Yep!!! but love it! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Even better suggestion!
Go into directing on cam..... wait till all the rocket-polishers are drooling then tell em ye canna be bothered and prefer the satisfaction of a chocolate bar..... wait of course till they are on the vinegar stroke.
My bad? "
you are ALWAYS bad Loops !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the directing rooms... you can feel like shite, look like a burst sofa, and have a plook like vesuvius on your forehead.... and still they tell you you're the most beautiful woman on the site and can they wank over your cam! |
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"I love the directing rooms... you can feel like shite, look like a burst sofa, and have a plook like vesuvius on your forehead.... and still they tell you you're the most beautiful woman on the site and can they wank over your cam! "
the male primeval need to cum eh, pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the directing rooms... you can feel like shite, look like a burst sofa, and have a plook like vesuvius on your forehead.... and still they tell you you're the most beautiful woman on the site and can they wank over your cam!
the male primeval need to cum eh, pmsl "
...and they think they're special. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could never tell when my first wife had PMT cos she was a miserable cow all the time.
I know when Siren has it though cos if I ask her what's on TV tonight she lobs the remote and says, "Do I look like the fookin TV Times, and what's with the 100 bloody questions? Are you a copper?" |
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"I love the directing rooms... you can feel like shite, look like a burst sofa, and have a plook like vesuvius on your forehead.... and still they tell you you're the most beautiful woman on the site and can they wank over your cam!
the male primeval need to cum eh, pmsl
...and they think they're special. "
i cant go in there i would feel ......strangely soiled..to be lumped in with them...shudders....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ......strangely soiled..to be lumped in with them...shudders.... "
You can get some medicine to thin it out a bit you know. Nowt more off putting than a dollop of cottage cheese heading in the unmistakable direction of one's face. |
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" ......strangely soiled..to be lumped in with them...shudders....
You can get some medicine to thin it out a bit you know. Nowt more off putting than a dollop of cottage cheese heading in the unmistakable direction of one's face."
LMFAO @ wishy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can someone get a message to the OP's man that he's in for it when he gets home
let's hope he brings a gift other than chocolate doughnuts and gives her a big hug and snog on his return  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The message I'd send him is to fook off down the pub after work and come home at 11pm when she's still awake, fuming, quietly. If ya gonna be hung ya might as well be guilty. |
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"can someone get a message to the OP's man that he's in for it when he gets home
let's hope he brings a gift other than chocolate doughnuts and gives her a big hug and snog on his return "
either that or a hardhat to ward off the saucepan...not kissing your missus on national kissing day is playing with fire i reckon ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can truly sympathise with you (((BIG HUGS))) although I don't suffer to bad from them now, I just have periods that come ( or don't) whenever they like with hardly any warning since I hit the change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sometimes you just gotta give up and admit defeat.
men will never truly understand women.
i remember one valentine's day being on the bones of our arse and we agreed no token gifts, cards were fine.
being the softy i am, somehow i coppered up and bought her some Chanel, had it gift wrapped and stashed it in the boot of my car.
i got up early, took it out of my car and put it on the front seat of hers.
went in, had a shower and came out to the tones of 'where's my fuckin card ?'
as much of a red rag to a bull the attitude was, i said it was all sorted but she went on and on and on
in the end i went out to the car got her perfume and card and virtually threw it at her.
i thought that would be the end of it, she would pipe down, feel guilty for bein a proper bitch
but oh no !
what i actually got was :
'in future, i expect my cards in the house, not in the fuckin car !'
needless to say, we lasted maybe a few more months after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'in future, i expect my cards in the house, not in the fuckin car !'
needless to say, we lasted maybe a few more months after that "
I'd have ripped the card up in front of her and poured the perfume down the sink. Absolutely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blimey Iso.... are there really women like that?"
sadly yes lol
nah seriously, we had a great time together but fkin 'ell when the hormones kicked in it was 'get ur tin helmets on' time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i find being put on the st andrews cross and flogged helps with my pmt
as for the bulldog joke - mine has his lipstick out everytime we have visitors- the naughty boy that he is !"
and he humps for scotland. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.
He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x |
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"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.
He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x"
that ll be the sperm ...lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.
He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x"
.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.
He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x
.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that? "
lol his usual cure is after considreable massage cover afflicted area in spunk...to be fair it usually works! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.
He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x
.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that?
lol his usual cure is after considreable massage cover afflicted area in spunk...to be fair it usually works! x"
* note to self* keep spunk deflectors on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.
He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x
.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that?
lol his usual cure is after considreable massage cover afflicted area in spunk...to be fair it usually works! x
* note to self* keep spunk deflectors on. "
u definately don't want it in ur eyes
had that once - not good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im cursed with it this week not had a period in 3 yrs and it has hit me like a train! am on a diet but that has been well and truly fooked off this week!! cramps,emotional,sore,no patience or sod all what a state im in o well soon be over. |
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