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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seeing as the Fab Profile Dictionary was popular,how about doing same for those 1st random,awkward,and uncomfortable messages we all get...and maybe guilty of sending too ??
'Hi how r u'...Its late at night,your online,im on line,wifes asleep,PLEASE chat to me ?! |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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how are u? = hope you're horny
would you like to chat? = hope you're horny
wat you looking for? = hope its sex with me
hi sexy = i'm thinking about sex
wow = i send this to everyone, someones gotta be gullible enough, right?
you're stunning = all women are beautiful
xx = cba, nobody replies anyway
i need fucking = i haven't a clue about boundaries
*random sex story about what i want* = this never works, dunno why i bother copy and pasting...hopefully you're a fake profile who wants sex chat though
nice tatts/pussy/body = i've had several wanks over you this week and feel like i know you well enough to message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how are u? = hope you're horny
would you like to chat? = hope you're horny
wat you looking for? = hope its sex with me
hi sexy = i'm thinking about sex
wow = i send this to everyone, someones gotta be gullible enough, right?
you're stunning = all women are beautiful
xx = cba, nobody replies anyway
i need fucking = i haven't a clue about boundaries
*random sex story about what i want* = this never works, dunno why i bother copy and pasting...hopefully you're a fake profile who wants sex chat though
nice tatts/pussy/body = i've had several wanks over you this week and feel like i know you well enough to message"
Lol
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