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over a year ago
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The mini beast is 7 today and before going off to school she was sat surrounded by presents.
I walk in with her toast and she is flicking her hair around and giggling.
'What are you laughing at?' I ask
'I'm flicking my hair like the naked ladies that dance'
Further investigation reveals that she is referring to the video for a song called Sorry recorded by the popular beat combo 'Justin Bieber'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The mini beast is 7 today and before going off to school she was sat surrounded by presents.
I walk in with her toast and she is flicking her hair around and giggling.
'What are you laughing at?' I ask
'I'm flicking my hair like the naked ladies that dance'
Further investigation reveals that she is referring to the video for a song called Sorry recorded by the popular beat combo 'Justin Bieber'.
Daddy's internet history is still safe "
 bet you did a double take initially though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The mini beast is 7 today and before going off to school she was sat surrounded by presents.
I walk in with her toast and she is flicking her hair around and giggling.
'What are you laughing at?' I ask
'I'm flicking my hair like the naked ladies that dance'
Further investigation reveals that she is referring to the video for a song called Sorry recorded by the popular beat combo 'Justin Bieber'.
Daddy's internet history is still safe
bet you did a double take initially though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg swing that's so funny happy birthday to your daughter xx
Thank you. I can laugh at it now"
. your welcome and yeah I can imagine it was a heart stopper xx |
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I loved my son's birthdays when he was younger. Thankfully he didn't come out with classics like that, I doubt I would've had the same self restraint. Hope you have a lovely time with her - it is such a special time |
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over a year ago
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"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!
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Haha that's a good one |
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"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!
Haha that's a good one"
Then when I got waxed had to make sure he didn't see me naked, didn't want that one coming up in conversation! |
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over a year ago
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My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'
People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups! |
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"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'
People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups! "
Ahhhh kids are brilliant.
One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.
Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this
My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.
" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"
I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. |
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"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'
People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups! "
bet that was a relief when the truth came out! |
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"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'
People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!
Ahhhh kids are brilliant.
One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.
Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this
My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.
" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"
I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. "
Bwahaha.
We have a box of 'marital aids'. She's not found that yet although I suspect the out laws have |
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"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'
People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!
Ahhhh kids are brilliant.
One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.
Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this
My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.
" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"
I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. "
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"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'
People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!
Ahhhh kids are brilliant.
One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.
Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this
My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.
" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"
I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!
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My daughter said this to the teacher  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahaha... '...popular beat combo...' made me laugh.
Seven is a pretty awesome age, the sort of age where they still need you and that's lovely... HB!"
It is great. We are off to see The Twits on Friday as well. That should be fun |
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"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!
My daughter said this to the teacher "
Oh god!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha... '...popular beat combo...' made me laugh.
Seven is a pretty awesome age, the sort of age where they still need you and that's lovely... HB!
It is great. We are off to see The Twits on Friday as well. That should be fun"
Have a thoroughly silly time  |
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