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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
It's another Wednesday and the club is now open.
Im your host _eeside
Co host is swinofthekingers
And
Miss Honey shood be at the bar for all your refreshments needs 
You should know the rules by now.
You can join in 1 of 2 ways.
(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.
(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.
And yes, socials count as meet's.
The club is not for those that don't meet at all.
And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.
The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's. 
have fun everyone.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I search for last weeks thread and find the part where I was offered a position of employment, Im placing a complaint in the Fab tribunaL.
Am I that easy to forget about Op?  |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"If I search for last weeks thread and find the part where I was offered a position of employment, Im placing a complaint in the Fab tribunaL.
Am I that easy to forget about Op? "
No not at all.
I just didount see any posts from you so thort you wos not interested.  |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Morning people - still clinging on to membership as an employee 
Next week I'll be back as an official member  "
Morning.
Im starting work soon if you don't mind covering the club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning people - still clinging on to membership as an employee
Next week I'll be back as an official member
Morning.
Im starting work soon if you don't mind covering the club."
On it boss! |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Morning people - still clinging on to membership as an employee
Next week I'll be back as an official member
Morning.
Im starting work soon if you don't mind covering the club.
On it boss!"
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Seeside.
If there's anything we can do to reduce club membership we're happy to help out.
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I was in Bristol last week. You could have reduced my boredom.
I normally try with something more flattering, but it's early. Will you let me off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all! I'm in. If you will have me? "
0-meet club is for those that can't find anyone that will have them. We're like puppies in a window.
I'm that one licking his own willy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all! I'm in. If you will have me?
0-meet club is for those that can't find anyone that will have them. We're like puppies in a window.
I'm that one licking his own willy. "
Good stuff. I'm in the right place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome gents. Hopefully some more ladies will be along soon.
*watches tumble blow past the front doors*"
I'm just waiting for the moment to brush the cobwebs off you still have to wait 40 days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome gents. Hopefully some more ladies will be along soon.
*watches tumble blow past the front doors*
I'm just waiting for the moment to brush the cobwebs off you still have to wait 40 days "
Really should have thought that through more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just checking the rules of this place... Seeside you got strict!!
But nope don't think I'm eligible to join so I'll just grab a takeaway coffee before I leave |
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"Just checking the rules of this place... Seeside you got strict!!
But nope don't think I'm eligible to join so I'll just grab a takeaway coffee before I leave "
You want to help anyone out of the club?
I'll make you a brew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join please ?
I'm to weird for anyone to meet me . "
Technically no under the first rule.
If you want to help someone leave the club then come on in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join please ?
I'm to weird for anyone to meet me . "
You just need somebody weird to match with you. I see Bladey has introduced himself already. |
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"Can I join please ?
I'm to weird for anyone to meet me .
Technically no under the first rule.
If you want to help someone leave the club then come on in "
 . Even you don't want me . Ah well never mind I shall carry on alone . Have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join please ?
I'm to weird for anyone to meet me .
Technically no under the first rule.
If you want to help someone leave the club then come on in
. Even you don't want me . Ah well never mind I shall carry on alone . Have fun "
I'm just the enforcer here. I'd let all the women in if I could |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!"
We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!
We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew"
Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!
We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew
Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well?"
Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!
We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew
Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well?
Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly"
Or bitter. I find things taste bitter when I'm in here. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!
We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew
Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well?
Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly
Or bitter. I find things taste bitter when I'm in here. Lol. "
Stop licking the windows then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!
We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew
Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well?
Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly
Or bitter. I find things taste bitter when I'm in here. Lol.
Stop licking the windows then"
Who else is going to clean Fab up. It's filthy and dirty in here.
Oh....we all like it like that? I'll stop. |
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things! "
Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone  |
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things!
Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone "
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is someone making tea?
I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. "
Our barista has gone awol. It's been noted for performance appraisal time.
I'll see what I can rustle up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around? "
Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu.
The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Is someone making tea?
I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. "
Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind.
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around?
Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu.
The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look "
There's a dungeon. Why hasn't anyone shown me this?  |
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things!
Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out"
You have a great choice of swing clubs on your doorstep, and you're easy on the eye, it shouldn't be difficult for you to stand out mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is someone making tea?
I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated.
Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind.
S"
I'm always happy to have books. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around?
Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu.
The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look
There's a dungeon. Why hasn't anyone shown me this? "
But you're a good girl. You don't do things like dungeons do you? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Is someone making tea?
I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated.
Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind.
S
I'm always happy to have books. "
Creative intuition on art and poetry by Jacques Maritain Harvill Press 1953
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is someone making tea?
I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated.
Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind.
S
I'm always happy to have books.
Creative intuition on art and poetry by Jacques Maritain Harvill Press 1953
S"
Oooooo sounds very interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around?
Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu.
The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look
There's a dungeon. Why hasn't anyone shown me this?
But you're a good girl. You don't do things like dungeons do you? "
I'm a good girl that likes to be bad now show me to that dungeon please |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Is someone making tea?
I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated.
Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind.
S
I'm always happy to have books.
Creative intuition on art and poetry by Jacques Maritain Harvill Press 1953
S
Oooooo sounds very interesting. "
Amazing what you pick up from a decent chippy nowadays
S |
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things!
Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out
You have a great choice of swing clubs on your doorstep, and you're easy on the eye, it shouldn't be difficult for you to stand out mate "
True about the clubs, I should really start attending them more, I've only ever been to one that was miles away but it was a cracking night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3rd offer of a social for anyone around Heathrow to help you out of the 0 meets clubs. No one has taken me up on my first two offers"
Come on guys. If I was anywhere near by I'd be putting my name down for a coffee.
Maybe I'll make the coffee in here a bit shit to encourage you to head out |
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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago
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"If I search for last weeks thread and find the part where I was offered a position of employment, Im placing a complaint in the Fab tribunaL.
Am I that easy to forget about Op? "
Can't imagine anyone forgetting you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last week for me in the 0 meet club today for a while as have a meet planned Friday
But for now, ill take a seat "
Excellent. Look forward to not welcoming you next week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around?
Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu.
The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look "
Hmmmm places with extensive menus tend to stretch the chef. I knew I should have eaten before arriving. The Pinot is going to go straight to my head now!! |
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things!
Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out
You have a great choice of swing clubs on your doorstep, and you're easy on the eye, it shouldn't be difficult for you to stand out mate
True about the clubs, I should really start attending them more, I've only ever been to one that was miles away but it was a cracking night! "
I've only been to one club, and that wasn't a cracking night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I go to clubs regularly and as socials don't count so I'll likely never be in the 0 club properly but I've not had sex with a man since before Christmas so I feel like an associate member "
Sometimes I feel like an associated male 'member'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Seeside.
If there's anything we can do to reduce club membership we're happy to help out.
I was in Bristol last week. You could have reduced my boredom.
I normally try with something more flattering, but it's early. Will you let me off? "
Of course you're let off.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still a member cos shagging your other half (even if it was last month!) doesn't count, does it? 
No verification that I can see so welcome along"
...yeah...about that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still a member cos shagging your other half (even if it was last month!) doesn't count, does it?
No verification that I can see so welcome along
...yeah...about that... "
Yes I've noticed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still open for any waifs and strays
Can we not close early and go for a romp?
You're not my usual type but I could make an exception just this once "
I said this to the wrong person didn't I.
Where's the other thread host? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reporting all present and correct, unwanted and unmeetable.
Is there a corner where I can wallow in self-pity in this club? "
The VIP area for celebs like yourself sir.
Over this way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reporting all present and correct, unwanted and unmeetable.
Is there a corner where I can wallow in self-pity in this club? "
We got rid of the corners. Nobody can hide in zero club?
Seeside you still need a moto!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just finished work.. Thanks for covering you 2
If you want to continue helping I won't say no
Gladly skipper
Lol "
Seeside. You made it sound like I did something. Thank you. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot? "
I'll have a hot chocolate with baylies / marshmallows / cerrm / toffee sorce / chocolate sorce and finished with a chocolate flake Plees |
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot?
I'll have a hot chocolate with baylies / marshmallows / cerrm / toffee sorce / chocolate sorce and finished with a chocolate flake Plees "
Anything for you boss |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot?
I'll have a hot chocolate with baylies / marshmallows / cerrm / toffee sorce / chocolate sorce and finished with a chocolate flake Plees
Anything for you boss "
Thanks
If your ever in Margate ill happily make you a real one lol |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Im thinking of changing the rules to.....
Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ????
Wot you think ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im thinking of changing the rules to.....
Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ????
Wot you think ???"
Wednesday want a meet club? |
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"Im thinking of changing the rules to.....
Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ????
Wot you think ???"
A bit vague mate; anyone can say "Yes, I'm thinking of meeting someone", but have no intentions of (which to be fair, could account for a large portion of Fab's membership anyway) |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Im thinking of changing the rules to.....
Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ????
Wot you think ???
Wednesday want a meet club?"
Naa not changing the name cos its still be for Thos with no or fue meets.
But it mite help get meets ???? |
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"Last week for me in the 0 meet club today for a while as have a meet planned Friday
But for now, ill take a seat
Excellent. Look forward to not welcoming you next week "
Hold your horses............She hasnt turned up yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last week for me in the 0 meet club today for a while as have a meet planned Friday
But for now, ill take a seat
Excellent. Look forward to not welcoming you next week
Hold your horses............She hasnt turned up yet "
Positive mental attitude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right - anyone remember the Golden Delicious Le Crunch adverts?
Casino tables are out. LBDs are in (or anything you are comfortable in) and cocktails are on the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So is this 0 meets since today?
Very funny
But is it? Because if it is I can join "
Last 30 days - unless you are willing to help an existing member to leave? |
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