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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Arggggh!!!! I just walked upto the shop in my slippers so I blended in.....I think Im turning NORTHERN!!!!! Please someone tell me there is a cure  "
did ya have yer het net on too Ena? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wot ever ya do, DONT go near the "flat caps" 
or you will be hooked ...
good grief woman, whatever next ? a whippet ?  "
No no no no no, mind you i am quite partial to chips n gravy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arggggh!!!! I just walked upto the shop in my slippers so I blended in.....I think Im turning NORTHERN!!!!! Please someone tell me there is a cure "
I put it down to Dementia myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You bunch of pisstaking T^&ts 
If it wasn't for us Northerners you'd not have lots of things - electric lights being just one of them - Stottie cakes, oh and one more trivial thing errrrrrrm let me think,
Oh yes - the train ! invented in the North of England AKA God's Country
Trying to think what you Southerners invented - (Scratches chin and thinks) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will be catching the buz next (bus translated into southern) hehehehehe"
Oi. I'm northern, but we speak proper English over here, not like what they does in that there Lancashire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sit down and have yourself a bread cake and some mushy peas (get it out of your system)
Then repeat this three times ... 'The cah-stle had no bah-th but was surrounded by grah-ss'
Guarenteed to get you back onto a southern track |
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"Arggggh!!!! I just walked upto the shop in my slippers so I blended in.....I think Im turning NORTHERN!!!!! Please someone tell me there is a cure "
What else were you wearing? There are parts of Glasgow where a nightie and slippers is fine to go to the shop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You bunch of pisstaking T^&ts
If it wasn't for us Northerners you'd not have lots of things - electric lights being just one of them - Stottie cakes, oh and one more trivial thing errrrrrrm let me think,
Oh yes - the train ! invented in the North of England AKA God's Country
Trying to think what you Southerners invented - (Scratches chin and thinks) "
Joseph Mortimer Granville, the electric vibrator 
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"Thas nowt rang wi thu way wee taaalk in the North like. Mabby thas nowt swanky aboot wu, but wa good doon tu orth solid cheps.
and the translation is?"
Lmao..... you didn't understand that simple paragraph of God's honest english???? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thas nowt rang wi thu way wee taaalk in the North like. Mabby thas nowt swanky aboot wu, but wa good doon tu orth solid cheps.
and the translation is?"
There is nothing wrong with the way we talk in the North. Maybe there is nothing refined about us, but we are good down to earth solid chaps
Simples ! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Thas nowt rang wi thu way wee taaalk in the North like. Mabby thas nowt swanky aboot wu, but wa good doon tu orth solid cheps.
and the translation is?
There is nothing wrong with the way we talk in the North. Maybe there is nothing refined about us, but we are good down to earth solid chaps
Simples !"
ta very much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thas nowt rang wi thu way wee taaalk in the North like. Mabby thas nowt swanky aboot wu, but wa good doon tu orth solid cheps.
and the translation is?"
Hell, I'm from the north, and even I don't know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You bunch of pisstaking T^&ts
If it wasn't for us Northerners you'd not have lots of things - electric lights being just one of them - Stottie cakes, oh and one more trivial thing errrrrrrm let me think,
Oh yes - the train ! invented in the North of England AKA God's Country
Trying to think what you Southerners invented - (Scratches chin and thinks)
Joseph Mortimer Granville, the electric vibrator
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And what an invention!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thas nowt rang wi thu way wee taaalk in the North like. Mabby thas nowt swanky aboot wu, but wa good doon tu orth solid cheps.
and the translation is?
There is nothing wrong with the way we talk in the North. Maybe there is nothing refined about us, but we are good down to earth solid chaps
Simples !
ta very much "
Nee bother hinney, so nuw yu can gan an talk like what we dee and impress ya marras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You bunch of pisstaking T^&ts
If it wasn't for us Northerners you'd not have lots of things - electric lights being just one of them - Stottie cakes, oh and one more trivial thing errrrrrrm let me think,
Oh yes - the train ! invented in the North of England AKA God's Country
Trying to think what you Southerners invented - (Scratches chin and thinks)
Joseph Mortimer Granville, the electric vibrator
And what an invention!! "
But if a Northener hadn't invented the electric light, you'd never have been able to use it in the dark  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Thas nowt rang wi thu way wee taaalk in the North like. Mabby thas nowt swanky aboot wu, but wa good doon tu orth solid cheps.
and the translation is?
There is nothing wrong with the way we talk in the North. Maybe there is nothing refined about us, but we are good down to earth solid chaps
Simples !
ta very much
Nee bother hinney, so nuw yu can gan an talk like what we dee and impress ya marras "
be better off going for a bowl of chalk to the rubbadub followed by a ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You bunch of pisstaking T^&ts
If it wasn't for us Northerners you'd not have lots of things - electric lights being just one of them - Stottie cakes, oh and one more trivial thing errrrrrrm let me think,
Oh yes - the train ! invented in the North of England AKA God's Country
Trying to think what you Southerners invented - (Scratches chin and thinks)
Joseph Mortimer Granville, the electric vibrator
And what an invention!!
But if a Northener hadn't invented the electric light, you'd never have been able to use it in the dark "
Id have found a way |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
Midlands lass walks into chippie in Potters Bar.
"chips an Gravy please"
"We dont do gravy"
"well chips and mushy peas then please"
"we dont do peas"
"well may i have some chips with curry then please....??
"we dont do curry"
"well what DO you do then???"
"chips"
True story - and they did supply the salt and vinegar. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Midlands lass walks into chippie in Potters Bar.
"chips an Gravy please"
"We dont do gravy"
"well chips and mushy peas then please"
"we dont do peas"
"well may i have some chips with curry then please....??
"we dont do curry"
"well what DO you do then???"
"chips"
True story - and they did supply the salt and vinegar. "
did you know chips and diet is a balanced diet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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theres nothing wrong in liverpool we all talk proper, wot way, yeh the way u shud do. we spoke the kings england
AAH-EH OR ARR AY ITS NOT FAIR!
ACKERS CASH
ACE WELL DONE
ANTWACCKY, DEAD ANTWACKY DEAD OLD; ANCIENT
ANY ROAD ANYWAYS, WHATEVER
ALLUS ALWAYS
AXE ASK, AS IN DON’T AXE ME?
AVIN A BARNEY HAVING AN ARGUEMENT
AY AY I SAY!
AY LA! I SAY, YOUNG MAN
‘AVIN’ A BEVVY HAVING A DRINK OF BEER
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AR KID MY BROTHER
‘AVE YER TAPPED? HAS THE YOUNG LADY AGREED TO YOUR ADVANCES?
AM CARRYIN’ OR BREWSTED I AM AFFLUENT AT PRESENT
AM ON ME ARSE ‘ERE SKINT, POOR
and that only at A
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Midlands lass walks into chippie in Potters Bar.
"chips an Gravy please"
"We dont do gravy"
"well chips and mushy peas then please"
"we dont do peas"
"well may i have some chips with curry then please....??
"we dont do curry"
"well what DO you do then???"
"chips"
True story - and they did supply the salt and vinegar.
did you know chips and diet is a balanced diet "
They didnt do diet ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands lass walks into chippie in Potters Bar.
"chips an Gravy please"
"We dont do gravy"
"well chips and mushy peas then please"
"we dont do peas"
"well may i have some chips with curry then please....??
"we dont do curry"
"well what DO you do then???"
"chips"
True story - and they did supply the salt and vinegar.
did you know chips and diet is a balanced diet
They didnt do diet ...lol"
PMSL it was just a chip shop then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass "
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO"
Just give in to the inevitable. Your gene's have brought you home. The viking godess has returned to the Danelaw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO
Just give in to the inevitable. Your gene's have brought you home. The viking godess has returned to the Danelaw "
you got the godess bit right baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO"
Shouldn't that be "fack orrf"?
XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO
Shouldn't that be "fack orrf"?
XXXX"
see i am turning northern, i cant even swear posh no more help meeeeee LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO
Shouldn't that be "fack orrf"?
XXXX
see i am turning northern, i cant even swear posh no more help meeeeee LOL"
Don't be afraid,just embrace it.
We always think of the South starting at the Wash anyway but I suppose it depends how far North you live.
XXXX |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO
Shouldn't that be "fack orrf"?
XXXX
see i am turning northern, i cant even swear posh no more help meeeeee LOL"
OI - swearing posh is
"you fucking cunt"
as opposed to the southern version of
"fackin Carrrrrrnnnnnnnntttttt"
lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO
Shouldn't that be "fack orrf"?
XXXX
see i am turning northern, i cant even swear posh no more help meeeeee LOL
OI - swearing posh is
"you fucking cunt"
as opposed to the southern version of
"fackin Carrrrrrnnnnnnnntttttt"
lol"
quite right old chap |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"fook think i just came unstuck...is Oxford north of Watford Gap? lmao
yeah...lol
Aye up northern lass
I say old chap why dont you just fuck owf LMAO
Shouldn't that be "fack orrf"?
XXXX
see i am turning northern, i cant even swear posh no more help meeeeee LOL
OI - swearing posh is
"you fucking cunt"
as opposed to the southern version of
"fackin Carrrrrrnnnnnnnntttttt"
lol
quite right old chap "
less of the OLD!!!!
(as for the chap - well you shall see soon.......;-)) |
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