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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
A debate from another forum that was clearly irelivent to the original thread theme.
but if fab was a porn company (as well as a swingers, dating site) what would the first movie be like, what would tge storyline be about who would be in it and what would their hypothetocal stage name be? |
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"A debate from another forum that was clearly irelivent to the original thread theme.
but if fab was a porn company (as well as a swingers, dating site) what would the first movie be like, what would tge storyline be about who would be in it and what would their hypothetocal stage name be?"
If all the frustrated single guys moaning that no one will meet them is anything to go by, there's not enough sex going on here to fill a porn movie.  |
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over a year ago
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One huge bed, two teams of varying shapes, sizes, genders on either side. They yell and shout at each other whilst one guy runs around swinging his cock telling every female she's beautiful.
One guy will interject, shout "White Knight" followed by something vaguely racist. All the BBW girls will be fighting off every guy whilst a stunning girl in the corner shouts at the top of her lungs for someone to look at, but not you, or him, or him.
There'll be door labelled "politics", but don't go in there. It's all middle aged white guys having "sword fights"
It'd be called "wtf is this" |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"One huge bed, two teams of varying shapes, sizes, genders on either side. They yell and shout at each other whilst one guy runs around swinging his cock telling every female she's beautiful.
One guy will interject, shout "White Knight" followed by something vaguely racist. All the BBW girls will be fighting off every guy whilst a stunning girl in the corner shouts at the top of her lungs for someone to look at, but not you, or him, or him.
There'll be door labelled "politics", but don't go in there. It's all middle aged white guys having "sword fights"
It'd be called "wtf is this""
Not bad, but you forgot the movie ending abrubtly when conversation on screen turned to meets & sex
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"One huge bed, two teams of varying shapes, sizes, genders on either side. They yell and shout at each other whilst one guy runs around swinging his cock telling every female she's beautiful.
One guy will interject, shout "White Knight" followed by something vaguely racist. All the BBW girls will be fighting off every guy whilst a stunning girl in the corner shouts at the top of her lungs for someone to look at, but not you, or him, or him.
There'll be door labelled "politics", but don't go in there. It's all middle aged white guys having "sword fights"
It'd be called "wtf is this"
Not bad, but you forgot the movie ending abrubtly when conversation on screen turned to meets & sex
S"
Actually a better & more accurate idea would be for every 9 out of 10 copies to end abruptly the other to continue to the good stuff. The audience not knowing which one they are obviously in till the end
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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
in the other thread we had lost stock as a pussy eater conisure extraudinarre accesor assesing minx under the stage name of Karnal delights having her pussy liked he snaps the pencil and thats the beginning.
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If I was to make a porno that approximated my time on Fab, it would just be a vid of me sat naked (except for socks) in an old rockin' chair inside a darkened room, a thunderstorm raging outside.
I'm sat there furiously wanking away as I steadily rock to the rhythm of the rain outside. "Do you know the muffin man?" eerily plays on a lone Dansette record player that's tucked in the far corner of the room. An old cine projector beams an endless stream of random dick pics onto a blank wall in front of me. Miss Innocent emerges out of the shadows behind me, dressed in an all white nurses outfit, a stern look appearing across her face as she approaches me. Slowly she walks up beside me, the sound of her high heels on the wooden floor reverberate around the stone walls. She bends over, pushing her breasts firmly against me. I feel her warm breath against my neck as she slowly whispers into me ear, "Wank for me my pretty, wank for me!". Over and over, each word sounding more and more urgent as they leave her lips. "Wank for me, wank for me!". One of her hands begins to claw at my chest. Her other hand begins to tighten on my balls. "Cum for me, cum for me bitch!", she begins to beg of me. Tears begin to flood my tortured face as the camera zooms in for a close-up. "Nooooo!!" I shout out. My voice echoing out into the night.
The camera begins to slowly pan out at this point, only to reveal an endless dark corridor, rooms on either side. And from each room all you can hear are the screams and anguished cries of men being forced to masturbate themselves into oblivion. As the picture fades to black and the credits roll you just hear Jim Morrison's lone voice singing..."This is the end, my beautiful friend, this is the end, my lonesome friend, the end."
The End. |
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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"If I was to make a porno that approximated my time on Fab, it would just be a vid of me sat naked (except for socks) in an old rockin' chair inside a darkened room, a thunderstorm raging outside.
I'm sat there furiously wanking away as I steadily rock to the rhythm of the rain outside. "Do you know the muffin man?" eerily plays on a lone Dansette record player that's tucked in the far corner of the room. An old cine projector beams an endless stream of random dick pics onto a blank wall in front of me. Miss Innocent emerges out of the shadows behind me, dressed in an all white nurses outfit, a stern look appearing across her face as she approaches me. Slowly she walks up beside me, the sound of her high heels on the wooden floor reverberate around the stone walls. She bends over, pushing her breasts firmly against me. I feel her warm breath against my neck as she slowly whispers into me ear, "Wank for me my pretty, wank for me!". Over and over, each word sounding more and more urgent as they leave her lips. "Wank for me, wank for me!". One of her hands begins to claw at my chest. Her other hand begins to tighten on my balls. "Cum for me, cum for me bitch!", she begins to beg of me. Tears begin to flood my tortured face as the camera zooms in for a close-up. "Nooooo!!" I shout out. My voice echoing out into the night.
The camera begins to slowly pan out at this point, only to reveal an endless dark corridor, rooms on either side. And from each room all you can hear are the screams and anguished cries of men being forced to masturbate themselves into oblivion. As the picture fades to black and the credits roll you just hear Jim Morrison's lone voice singing..."This is the end, my beautiful friend, this is the end, my lonesome friend, the end."
The End."
that sounds more like art than porn. |
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"If I was to make a porno that approximated my time on Fab, it would just be a vid of me sat naked (except for socks) in an old rockin' chair inside a darkened room, a thunderstorm raging outside.
I'm sat there furiously wanking away as I steadily rock to the rhythm of the rain outside. "Do you know the muffin man?" eerily plays on a lone Dansette record player that's tucked in the far corner of the room. An old cine projector beams an endless stream of random dick pics onto a blank wall in front of me. Miss Innocent emerges out of the shadows behind me, dressed in an all white nurses outfit, a stern look appearing across her face as she approaches me. Slowly she walks up beside me, the sound of her high heels on the wooden floor reverberate around the stone walls. She bends over, pushing her breasts firmly against me. I feel her warm breath against my neck as she slowly whispers into me ear, "Wank for me my pretty, wank for me!". Over and over, each word sounding more and more urgent as they leave her lips. "Wank for me, wank for me!". One of her hands begins to claw at my chest. Her other hand begins to tighten on my balls. "Cum for me, cum for me bitch!", she begins to beg of me. Tears begin to flood my tortured face as the camera zooms in for a close-up. "Nooooo!!" I shout out. My voice echoing out into the night.
The camera begins to slowly pan out at this point, only to reveal an endless dark corridor, rooms on either side. And from each room all you can hear are the screams and anguished cries of men being forced to masturbate themselves into oblivion. As the picture fades to black and the credits roll you just hear Jim Morrison's lone voice singing..."This is the end, my beautiful friend, this is the end, my lonesome friend, the end."
The End."
I so want to do this to you now   |
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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"If I was to make a porno that approximated my time on Fab, it would just be a vid of me sat naked (except for socks) in an old rockin' chair inside a darkened room, a thunderstorm raging outside.
I'm sat there furiously wanking away as I steadily rock to the rhythm of the rain outside. "Do you know the muffin man?" eerily plays on a lone Dansette record player that's tucked in the far corner of the room. An old cine projector beams an endless stream of random dick pics onto a blank wall in front of me. Miss Innocent emerges out of the shadows behind me, dressed in an all white nurses outfit, a stern look appearing across her face as she approaches me. Slowly she walks up beside me, the sound of her high heels on the wooden floor reverberate around the stone walls. She bends over, pushing her breasts firmly against me. I feel her warm breath against my neck as she slowly whispers into me ear, "Wank for me my pretty, wank for me!". Over and over, each word sounding more and more urgent as they leave her lips. "Wank for me, wank for me!". One of her hands begins to claw at my chest. Her other hand begins to tighten on my balls. "Cum for me, cum for me bitch!", she begins to beg of me. Tears begin to flood my tortured face as the camera zooms in for a close-up. "Nooooo!!" I shout out. My voice echoing out into the night.
The camera begins to slowly pan out at this point, only to reveal an endless dark corridor, rooms on either side. And from each room all you can hear are the screams and anguished cries of men being forced to masturbate themselves into oblivion. As the picture fades to black and the credits roll you just hear Jim Morrison's lone voice singing..."This is the end, my beautiful friend, this is the end, my lonesome friend, the end."
The End.
I so want to do this to you now "
looks like a future meet in the making. who would have thought that when this thread was first written. |
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