The Lone Ranger was passing through a town after a couple of days travel through the desert and decides he wants a drink. He tethers Silver up outside a saloon and as Tonto is teetotal he stays outside with his friend's trusty steed. After an hour or so Tonto is getting a bit cold so he starts jogging up and down on the spot to keep warm. Later on, the Sheriff pops his head into the saloon and says "Is the Lone Ranger in here?", "Yup Sheriff, what's the problem? he replies. "You've left your injun running" says the Sheriff  |
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"The Lone Ranger was passing through a town after a couple of days travel through the desert and decides he wants a drink. He tethers Silver up outside a saloon and as Tonto is teetotal he stays outside with his friend's trusty steed. After an hour or so Tonto is getting a bit cold so he starts jogging up and down on the spot to keep warm. Later on, the Sheriff pops his head into the saloon and says "Is the Lone Ranger in here?", "Yup Sheriff, what's the problem? he replies. "You've left your injun running" says the Sheriff "
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