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This is a Public Service Announcement - Harry has lost .....

By *arryJones1975 OP Man over a year ago

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Good afternoon all, I must disturb your peaceful afternoons with the following public service announcement.....

If you thought giving my flat cap away was unthinkable, I can now reveal that at an undisclosed time (because I was too busy to look at my watch ), with an undisclosed lady (before you all ask who with)......

I finally succumbed and gave away my V

I can reveal one thing - I am very happy and willing to be taught how to do it better as I have fairly little clue in knowing what I am doing of

Regards

Harry Jones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your..? V.... very tiny saddle which you attached to your bike only last week? Its there, just sit up a bit more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not wanting 2 look stupid, but im going 2 anyway, i av 2 ask, wat is ur V???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe it's his guitar - a flying V ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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His virginity! never! I don't believe it

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

Nah - he must mean his Viagra - trying to cope without it....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think it must have been with a strap on............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His virginity! never! I don't believe it

At 34 years of age

Tell me it isn't so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh harry...

you have bit the bullet at last and well done that man.

im sure you will get better as you practice a little more.

And thats the key....plenty of practice

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well done Harry .... *big sloppy kiss*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

omfg, i hope she plans on marrying you. I dont believe my ears. I was going to buy you a new cap to lure you to the beach party but i cant bring back your V

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