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"so, Wimbledon starts today - everyone got their brolly ready??   "
It's sunny up here at the moment but that's about to change as The Hoppings is here (a gathering of Fun Fairs into one huge fun fair on the town moor) - and it always rains when The Hoppings is on. |
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"Tennis as a sport doesn't inspire me. Some of the girls look hot in those short dresses and tanned legs though.  "
Have to say there is an ad at the moment with some blonde lady tennis player on all dolled up in her little black dress. She's rather pretty  |
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"I can't wait for a channel (usually bbc three) to put on the rom com Wimbledon as they are obliged to do every frikin year!
It's a true story apparently.  "
Is that the one about the new girl to the scene who is in the changing rooms at Wimblebum on day 1 and she's enthusing about how much she loves cock and the room goes all quiet until one of others decides to cover her in chocolate and the rest lick it off her. Later her boyfriend tries it on and she turns to him and say, "Sorry, you got a cock and I'm now ALL woman."
That one? |
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"I can't wait for a channel (usually bbc three) to put on the rom com Wimbledon as they are obliged to do every frikin year!
It's a true story apparently.
Is that the one about the new girl to the scene who is in the changing rooms at Wimblebum on day 1 and she's enthusing about how much she loves cock and the room goes all quiet until one of others decides to cover her in chocolate and the rest lick it off her. Later her boyfriend tries it on and she turns to him and say, "Sorry, you got a cock and I'm now ALL woman."
That one?"
Pssst! No but have you got a link to it??? |
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"I can't wait for a channel (usually bbc three) to put on the rom com Wimbledon as they are obliged to do every frikin year!
It's a true story apparently.
Is that the one about the new girl to the scene who is in the changing rooms at Wimblebum on day 1 and she's enthusing about how much she loves cock and the room goes all quiet until one of others decides to cover her in chocolate and the rest lick it off her. Later her boyfriend tries it on and she turns to him and say, "Sorry, you got a cock and I'm now ALL woman."
That one?
Pssst! No but have you got a link to it???"
Based upon Anna Kournikova's entry into the pro tennis scene apparently.
You wanking yet?  |
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"Based upon Anna Kournikova's entry into the pro tennis scene apparently.
You wanking yet?
I can't wank at work anymore. I'm on a final warning.  "
Got the secretary in the eye from 5 yards huh? Miserable cow, she could have mover her head and let you get her in the mouth. |
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"Andy who??? obvioulsy dont watch it then
andy murray.
scottish tennis player who won at the queens club last week "
Erm actually he is a British tennis player!!!
Until he gallantly loses in the semi's either caving in 2-0 up or having a poorly ankle then he is a fuck useless Scottish tennis player!  |
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"One of them has her nipples protuding through her dress so that's a bonus. The other one doesn't have any tits at all so she's a man really."
was just coming to post the same thing, i hate the sport but the girl in the dress has great looking nipples lol |
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"One of them has her nipples protuding through her dress so that's a bonus. The other one doesn't have any tits at all so she's a man really.
was just coming to post the same thing, i hate the sport but the girl in the dress has great looking nipples lol"
They are still out now |
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"Oh, the jock fella that hates the English. Never heard of him. "
He comes from just down the road from here in Dunblane, so they all madly follow him,and there are loads of tennis courts about, presumably inspired by him.
He's still sh*t though |
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when did (the majority of the) female players become so attractive ?
bring back virginia wade & billy jean king
u knew where u stood with that lesbian P.E. teacher look |
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