"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that "
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers. |
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"Thanks op you just reminded me to look into getting some help with my cleaning! Xxx
Maybe the Op could do it for you. "
now that's a good idea. Ooooopppppppppp?  xxx |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
What sort of people? "
The sort with shitholes in the background |
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life."
i will buy more shit, it's in my nature now.  |
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life."
Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.
She'd unsettle my cat  |
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.
i will buy more shit, it's in my nature now. "
Stop going for Pound Shop Therapy. You know you don't want that crap. |
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.
Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.
She'd unsettle my cat "
She's a cleaner not a de cluttererererer. |
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.
Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.
She'd unsettle my cat
She's a cleaner not a de cluttererererer. "
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.
i will buy more shit, it's in my nature now.
Stop going for Pound Shop Therapy. You know you don't want that crap. "
it's ebay. china is selling way too many nice clothes and underwear and jewellery.  |
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Yep, because what we really need right now is another feckin reality fly on the wall type programme where some expert does a make over on ones gaff..
actually, Kirsty whats her name could front it..
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"Yep, because what we really need right now is another feckin reality fly on the wall type programme where some expert does a make over on ones gaff..
actually, Kirsty whats her name could front it..
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No! Not her. Not old Kirsty thunderthighs..... she whatsits neice....the one that does flowery cushion covers and make up bags that are the same price as a small house in Wales...
She gets on my saggies. |
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"Yep, because what we really need right now is another feckin reality fly on the wall type programme where some expert does a make over on ones gaff..
actually, Kirsty whats her name could front it..
No! Not her. Not old Kirsty thunderthighs..... she whatsits neice....the one that does flowery cushion covers and make up bags that are the same price as a small house in Wales...
She gets on my saggies. "
yeah but she has a posh voice so when she turns up to some single guys place with her camera crew it would be fun to have her say 'and you can disinfect that sky remote too'.. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers. "
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck "
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house  |
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"I'm a bit OCD with cleanliness but not the most organised. Can look like my wardrobes exploded at times
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My hands are ruined by cleaning products.
My bedroom looks like there's been a small war in there.
To be fair, it's not all my mess and I don't have a lot of time to tidy up most weeks. I have a blitz when I have a couple of free days. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house "
Can't be good at everything |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house "
Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.
Well ..... that or a huge remote.
Carrot anyone ? |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything "
Maybe we should couple up to balance it out ha ha |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything "
Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ? |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything
Maybe we should couple up to balance it out ha ha "
Jesus ...... cleanest house in the street especially as you'd make the sex therapist wear carpet slippers. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.
Well ..... that or a huge remote.
Carrot anyone ?"
Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.
Well ..... that or a huge remote.
Carrot anyone ?
Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating "
Im not jealous of your boat! But when you two are having sex...... i'm nicking her slippers. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything
Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?"
Philandery? |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.
Well ..... that or a huge remote.
Carrot anyone ?
Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating
Im not jealous of your boat! But when you two are having sex...... i'm nicking her slippers. "
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.
Well ..... that or a huge remote.
Carrot anyone ?
Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating
Im not jealous of your boat! But when you two are having sex...... i'm nicking her slippers. "
I'm keeping them on. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything
Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?
Philandery?"
One happy man, one very unhappy woman. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything
Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?
Philandery?
One happy man, one very unhappy woman."
or vice versa..
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything
Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?
Philandery?
One happy man, one very unhappy woman."
He can't keep your house sparkling and make your fanny light up as well ! No pleasing some women. |
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"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that
Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.
Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.
Someone might be lazy.
Someone else might have mental health issues.
Whatever you do select your meets carefully.
E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.
I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.
I am, however, a great fuck
Im a shit shag but got a spotless house
Can't be good at everything
Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?
Philandery?
One happy man, one very unhappy woman.
He can't keep your house sparkling and make your fanny light up as well ! No pleasing some women."
Can he make my fanny sparkle though? |
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"I can either make me or my house look presentable... I can't do both
I do neither.
Unless I'm going for a fuck; then I make a bit of an effort "
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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.
We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.
Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.
She'd unsettle my cat
She's a cleaner not a de cluttererererer. "
And not a psycho. I like her even more since Big Brother |
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"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet
When hes sat down having a no 2
Oh god, I hadn't even considered what else might be going on! "
You not out on the razz tonight then ? |
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"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet
When hes sat down having a no 2
Oh god, I hadn't even considered what else might be going on!
You not out on the razz tonight then ?"
Not yet! |
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ok i had a very humbling moment when i first went into community mental health support work - there was the 'local dirty loud mouth lady' you know the one you look at and think use a bar of soap please - - well this lady had so many problems that for her to be actually out and about was the best it got for her so now i never judge people by looks and suroundings - however - this doesnt mean i would have sex with them |
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