Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't cry over missing milk

A carton in time saves a black coffee

Milky cocoa at night shepherd's delight

Black coffee in the morning

Tough titties

Milk, coffee ?! Those are swear words right now naughty boy

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

Regret the things you haven't don't rather than the things you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Once a slut - always a slut x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

-All that glitters ain't Gold

-Trust your instincts & obey your thirst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my favourite mottos in life is.....

I never regret doing anything that made me smile at the time of doing it.

What is yours?

Never regret things I did, I only regret things I didn't do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it looks like shit and smells like shit then it's probably something i cooked.

I'd still eat it if it gets me to eat you afterwards "

grrr that's sexy talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look after yourself, nobody's gonna do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't cry over missing milk

A carton in time saves a black coffee

Milky cocoa at night shepherd's delight

Black coffee in the morning

Tough titties

hahah

there is no future in the past

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

Ours are:

I'm too old to grow up.

Don't ever let your man/woman leave the house hungry or horny!

Alex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do unto others....

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Don't do today what you can put off till tomorrow

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Don't cry over missing milk

A carton in time saves a black coffee

Milky cocoa at night shepherd's delight

Black coffee in the morning

Tough titties

hahah

there is no future in the past"

Tell that to Marty mcfly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't drink water, fish wee in it.

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

Don't be a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't be a dickhead. "

Indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't overpluck your eyebrows. More advice, really...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never make any unnecessary enemies.

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By *iss InnocenceWoman over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Allways trust ur gut instinct

A leopard never changes his spots

What goes around comes around

Don't knock it intill u try it

After the whistle blows anything goes

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Do unto others, as they do unto you. Then fuck off before the police show up.

Could be better, could be worse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not knock it before you try it because you never know what you could be missing in life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

*Disclaimer..doesn't include arthritis.*

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do not knock it before you try it because you never know what you could be missing in life.

Genital mutilation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do more, be more, make more and give more.

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By *quirell2015Man over a year ago

somewhere nearby

Don't go to bed with an itchy arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat others as you would want to be treated. They way they respond is their karma not yours...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Judge people by their actions not their words !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The one I had drummed into me is:

Good, better, best. Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.

That's too hard to live by. I know go by:

Good enough is good enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: '...if something's hard it's not worth doing...'.

Read into that what you will...

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

When I first started doing night shifts a wise old colleague said to me.

"Make sure you fuck your wife at every opportunity because if you don't someone else will"

I have lived my life to this mantra ever since.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I first started doing night shifts a wise old colleague said to me.

"Make sure you fuck your wife at every opportunity because if you don't someone else will"

I have lived my life to this mantra ever since. "

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try everything twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Manners and respect cost nothing, the first you learn and the second you earn.

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By *sh6866Man over a year ago

halifax

'at least i fucking tried ' !!

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