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over a year ago
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do  "
Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do
Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones "
Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm enjoying my hot milky coffee.. Mmmmmm slurp slurp.. this fresh full fat blue top tastes lurverly .. mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm  "
You naughty man teasing me like that. You need your bum spanking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do
Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones
Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you "
Sex for milk? That'd be a new one  |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do
Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones
Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you
Sex for milk? That'd be a new one "
Not really, but you're way too young to remember Benny Hill's character. Actually, I'm a bit too young even! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. 
It's 5 miles away, I ain't walking that in the weather. I may be cray but not that crazy "
Only one solution. Have me in your bed the night before. I'd have got up and walked for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee.
It's 5 miles away, I ain't walking that in the weather. I may be cray but not that crazy
Only one solution. Have me in your bed the night before. I'd have got up and walked for you. "
Oh man, now you tell me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do
Just sent some by air mail lol
Ah thank you  "
Your more than welcome |
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Some people say there'll be a milkman in the morning
The milkman in the morning didn't come
Some people wanted their coffee in the morning
Some people said they'd spank my bum
I'm gonna leave old Durham town
I'm gonna leave old Durham town
With two litres of full fat gold top  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do
Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones
Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you "
I'd love to but it's a bit too far, sorry. If its any consolation my white coffee is delicious, may even have a 2nd one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do "
I feel your pain, I too am hungover..... but I am without bacon. Help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out."
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buy a goat 
goats are cute. I'd like a goat "
I do hope you haven't been listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson...brings a whole new meaning to what you just said LMAO
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By (user no longer on site)
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full "
I've got back up coffee whitener for hubby for just these situations. I used to be a girl guide  |
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full "
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though "
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that "
Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too. |
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that
Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too."
I'd move closer to old Durham town
I'd move closer to old Durham town
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go to the shop maybe?
It would be a 5 mile walk there then 5 miles back. I ain't doing that in this weather."
I know a couple of fellas who'd happily walk 509 miles, I'll give them a call |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that
Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too."
me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee |
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"Go to the shop maybe?
It would be a 5 mile walk there then 5 miles back. I ain't doing that in this weather.
I know a couple of fellas who'd happily walk 509 miles, I'll give them a call "
When they go can they bring back ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that
Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too.
me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee"
I'm on the next train |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that
Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too.
I'd move closer to old Durham town
I'd move closer to old Durham town
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You should. It's a fantastic city. And the women are mighty fine too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"simple - just be more organised xxx
I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out.
in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full
You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though
i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that
Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too.
me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee
I'm on the next train "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours.
Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk
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oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone |
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours.
Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk
oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone "
You could meet up at Costa's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours.
Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk
oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone
You could meet up at Costa's "
I'd have to walk 5 miles  |
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours.
Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk
oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone
You could meet up at Costa's
I'd have to walk 5 miles "
You must be a well fit bird .. all this walking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours.
Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk
oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone
You could meet up at Costa's
I'd have to walk 5 miles
You must be a well fit bird .. all this walking "
I don't, I drive everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do
flash the milkman when you see him delivering to next door "
Next door is 2 miles away. He'd need to have damn good eyesight to see me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bloody hell. In all seriousness how do you cope being so isolated? At least I have hubby's car as back up. And neighbours. "
It's not an issue usually. I have my own car but I left it in the town last night as I couldn't drive home after drinking. I love where I live. It isn't isolated at all, just seems it when I've ran out of milk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? 
Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now.
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I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you not sorted this out yet?
Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now.
I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping "
Via costa drive through. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you not sorted this out yet?
Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now.
I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping
Via costa drive through. "
Nearest one of those is 20 miles away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you not sorted this out yet?
Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now.
I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping
Via costa drive through.
Nearest one of those is 20 miles away "
Heading in the direction of Manchester? I do t see problems, i see opportunities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That was me last week but panic overted when I remembered the squirty cream in the bottom of the fridge! Lol x "
I'm so glad I re-read that.
It was a whole different post otherwise |
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