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Apparently, according to a bloke in the pub...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are? "
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
" my moenys still on the vicar ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't worry - when I worked in a pub in a v.gossipy town me and the other barmaids used to amuse ourselves by seeing who could get away with the most outlandish rumour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react??? "
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react???
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper? "
I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background |
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
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Erm I might be missing the point here but....
.... Do you think it could be you? Hahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react???
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?
I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background "
Me too lol |
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
my moenys still on the vicar !"
Its the cop, they are a kinky lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react???
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?
I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background
Me too lol"
And here was me thinking it was just me who was awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react???
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper? "
I would have got a bright red face lol then thinking he would be hinting that he know it was us lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village "
Yeh, we've heard that down our local also.
But we told them "Cornwall was a known for acts of depravity, sexual paganism and pasties. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react???
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?
I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background
Me too lol
And here was me thinking it was just me who was awful "
Would love to in a fire station surrounded by all those firemen lol getting carried away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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there is a couple from the village who have a profile on here but don't have any verifications yet, even though they've been here over a year.
Kate reckons she knows who they are because they use their real names.
It's not the copper and his wife though |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"there is a couple from the village who have a profile on here but don't have any verifications yet, even though they've been here over a year.
Kate reckons she knows who they are because they use their real names.
It's not the copper and his wife though "
ffs jack,thats yous,the vicker and his missus,the copper and his missus,and the couple who use thier real names.
the question shouldnt be,who's the swingers,in the village.
the question should be who's not a swinger in this village.
oh and how do we get there. |
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"there is a couple from the village who have a profile on here but don't have any verifications yet, even though they've been here over a year.
Kate reckons she knows who they are because they use their real names.
It's not the copper and his wife though "
There are two other swinging couples in our village...neither of whom will meet us,we reckon its cos we need to trim our hedges more
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
my moenys still on the vicar !
Its the cop, they are a kinky lot. "
Yeah, they always 'just happen' to be driving past a certain popular dogging spot in Southampton whenever I've walked by it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village "
Maybe he meant you guys. Just think, he was standing next to the only swinger in the village and never knew it. |
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Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.
Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.
However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.
Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.
However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes."
leave soapy out of this!!!!!! |
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"Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.
Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.
However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes.
leave soapy out of this!!!!!!" ]
LOL I didn't mean Soapy, he is more elfin anyway! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.
Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.
However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes.
leave soapy out of this!!!!!!]
LOL I didn't mean Soapy, he is more elfin anyway!"
think you mean leprechaun..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually Jack, you have ruled out that he wasn't actully referring to you and Kate??? "
No, he doesn't suspect us.
Apparently, you can tell who the swingers are because they are always in groups of 4 or 6, like the copper and his mates always are.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.
Mistress x"
You've met us many times at "local" events, if you are who I think you are |
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G "there are some swingers in our village
would have loved to see your face!
how did you react???
I'm shocked, , I mean, who'd want to shag a copper? "
Ah uniform, cuffs, truncheon....sorry drifted off there...
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"there are some swingers in our village
Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.
Mistress x
You've met us many times at "local" events, if you are who I think you are"
How confusing.....I'm not even sure I am who I think I am lol
Mistress x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
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but the question is are they cute and would ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
but the question is are they cute and would ya "
Yes and Yes |
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"there are some swingers in our village
Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.
Mistress x
You've met us many times at "local" events, if you are who I think you are
How confusing.....I'm not even sure I am who I think I am lol
Mistress x"
Btw...I haven't been to any events in cornwall....
Mistress x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are some swingers in our village
Have you the faintest who they are?
well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus
but the question is are they cute and would ya
Yes and Yes "
better start leaving clues then and hope he is a detective |
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