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that sinking feeling(who ever invented baby wipes is my hero)
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over a year ago
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Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.
The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.
Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.
I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it
It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.
Thank god for baby wipes. |
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"Isn't it horrible when that happens. 
Not just me then lol"
When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.
The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.
Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.
I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it
It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.
Thank god for baby wipes."
 i like that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.
The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.
Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.
I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it
It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.
Thank god for baby wipes.
i like that "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Isn't it horrible when that happens.
Not just me then lol
When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all. "
That's when socks get sacrificed lol |
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"Isn't it horrible when that happens.
Not just me then lol
When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all.
That's when socks get sacrificed lol"
I think his socks and pants sacrificed themselves that day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Isn't it horrible when that happens.
Not just me then lol
When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all.
That's when socks get sacrificed lol
I think his socks and pants sacrificed themselves that day."
Hilarious |
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"Remember flushing baby wipes is causing many blocked drains and water treatment problems due to synthetic components and swelling, clumping etc"
I think you can get ones that decompose quickly now. |
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"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.
The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.
Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.
I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it
It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.
Thank god for baby wipes."
Eh! Shit happens man!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.
The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.
Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.
I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it
It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.
Thank god for baby wipes.
Eh! Shit happens man! "
Congratulations I was waiting for someone to say that lol |
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