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I'm not saying I'm a bad ass, but...
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"I use shower gel in the bath." That's the Dogs danglies  | |||
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"I've just beat the hell out of my cake mix " | |||
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"I have Sunday roasts, at dinner, on a weeknight. "Having dinner at night??? Weird | |||
"I have Sunday roasts, at dinner, on a weeknight.
Having dinner at night??? Weird"I'm trying posh on | |||
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"I've just beat the hell out of my cake mix ". is that an euphemism xx | |||
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"My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2 "naughty boy over my knee you go xx | |||
"My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2 naughty boy over my knee you go xx"You won't be able to handle my weight. I'm full of biscuits  | |||
"My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2 naughty boy over my knee you go xx
You won't be able to handle my weight. I'm full of biscuits "ohhh I think id manage xx | |||
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"I've completed the internet.
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"I eat a whole packet of extra strong mints then drink a glass of freezing cold milk from the fridge
S"*drops to knees to offer congratulatory blow job* | |||
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"I eat a whole packet of extra strong mints then drink a glass of freezing cold milk from the fridge
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*drops to knees to offer congratulatory blow job*"Accepted
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"I once went out the house with wet hair! Double Hard Bad Ass!! "You'll catch a cold. | |||
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I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though | |||
"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45
What makes you a bad ass "10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo usually does the trick  | |||
"I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.
I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though "I do this all the time. Today I dragged myself into town. Even had my stick out cos I was feeling so poorly. After the fith person had bumped into me or cut me up or not held the door open for me I shouted I am fuckin invisible to witch someone said. Yes.  xxx | |||
"I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.
I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though
I do this all the time. Today I dragged myself into town. Even had my stick out cos I was feeling so poorly. After the fith person had bumped into me or cut me up or not held the door open for me I shouted I am fuckin invisible to witch someone said. "Who said that ?". xxx"Sorted that for you. | |||
"I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.
I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though
I do this all the time. Today I dragged myself into town. Even had my stick out cos I was feeling so poorly. After the fith person had bumped into me or cut me up or not held the door open for me I shouted I am fuckin invisible to witch someone said. "Who said that ?". xxx
Sorted that for you." ta xxx | |||
"I once walked 200yds in broad daylight to turn the alarm off in my car. In just my boxers
S"bow chicka bow wow | |||
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"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45
What makes you a bad ass "I own an Android and not an iphone. | |||
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"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45
What makes you a bad ass
I own an Android and not an iphone." | |||
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"I treat Jaffa cakes as if they were biscuits " That's just insanity!!!!! | |||
"I read books in the shower without getting them wet. " That's not badass, that's | |||
"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45
What makes you a bad ass
I own an Android and not an iphone."My Nokia isn't even a smartphone. | |||
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"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45
What makes you a bad ass
I own an Android and not an iphone.
My Nokia isn't even a smartphone." | |||
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