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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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professional
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...engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as an amateur...
Basically used on a profile to try and prove their genuine
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must have face pic = won't show you mine
Good sense of humour = easily offended
Not meeting = Just seeking attention because my partner won't stop playing playstation.
Personally it important = your wallet is more so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"enjoys giving oral = never gives any.
I'm so gullible!
read mine, lol.
i have a boyfriend who reads all my messages = i am sick of being disrespected by guys via messages."
Sorry, distracted by your tattoos... |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"enjoys giving oral = never gives any.
I'm so gullible!
read mine, lol.
i have a boyfriend who reads all my messages = i am sick of being disrespected by guys via messages.
Sorry, distracted by your tattoos..."
it's fine, i posted the important bit in this topic.  |
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"professional
pr?'f??nl/
...engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as an amateur...
Basically used on a profile to try and prove their genuine
Feel free to add your own contributions,could be interesting reading a dictionary"
been here before know how it works=nothing interesting to say about themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must have face pic = won't show you mine
Good sense of humour = easily offended
Not meeting = Just seeking attention because my partner won't stop playing playstation.
Personally it important = your wallet is more so. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some great contributions here.
Maybe i should compile them in to profile,
(with a photo shopped / stolen picture)
It wont be a fake profile...it would just read like 90% of other profiles  |
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I may have tested that theory see if it's Poss on the other site. Uploaded a crapload of really bad pics I got from the net really bad profile like a chimp wrote it. Checked it the other day 35 messages. So that proves how bloody sad they are on there. |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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"To Sydney University....It's recommended.... "= I'm a gullible halfwit who doesn't read FAQs and genuinely believes a profile statement countermands the terms and conditions I agreed to on signing up. |
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Likes BDSM = saw fifty shades thinks they're a sex expert.
No pic = no reply, fake profile collecting pics
"I'm a __ year old woman and looking to meet men." = your gonna need a truck chains and hooks to drag a conversation out of them |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
Chester |
"Will fill in later:
I cudnt be arsed because I'm fake and will have disapeared from the site in a few hours "
I've seen a few profiles over 6 months old with this statement.
If they can't find time in 6 months to write a few lines about themselves then they obviously don't have time for a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love a squirter = I'm obsessed and won't give up till you do even if you are crawling towards the door on your hands and knees!  "
Sounds like the voice of experience!  |
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Back again = Think I've sussed out this time how to stop my partner from seeing my internet tracks.
Back again = hoping that b%tch who must have reported stalking don't work out who I am.
Ladies needs always come first = I'll get what I want and leave you totally unsatisfied.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not into messaging for ages= need a shag before the wife comes home from the weekend at her mums.
Like to message for a while to get to know you = only want to message
Read your profile= didn't read your profile
Will make you scream= will make you scream but not in the good way.
Cock that can go all night= cock that has one 3 minute go in it all night
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not into messaging for ages= need a shag before the wife comes home from the weekend at her mums.
Like to message for a while to get to know you = only want to message
Read your profile= didn't read your profile
Will make you scream= will make you scream but not in the good way.
Cock that can go all night= cock that has one 3 minute go in it all night
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Magic fingers - pokes around without a clue "
Or i'm going to shove them up your fanny like i'm trying to find a rabbit!
Been here before, lost all my veris - been here before, couldn't get a shag then either so left, but I think your dumb enough to believe I was veried before of I just say so.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very clean and respectful gentleman - I promise I won't wipe my cock clean on your curtains"
Wait....Are you saying we SHOULDN'T wipe our cocks on your curtains? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will try anything once , twice if I like it = I've never been given a second chance
Dominant / master = I can give you a good hard slap around the face making you see lights but that's OK because "it's BDSM"
I'm early 50's = I'm 63 in a good light
I don't bite unless you ask lol = I have no imagination or sense of humour AT ALL
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"420 friendly....i smoke Cannabis/Marijuana/Pot/420,what ever you call it its a drug !!"
I dont smoke , at all. But I'll happily sit and argue why its a better drug than alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Athletic = Used to play football when I was 10
Bi = best chance of meeting couples
Straight (guys) = unless your wearing a dress or in a couple.
Professional = let everyone know I have a job.
Funny = they are all laughing with me, right ?
VWE = tucked my balls in and put a can/remote next to them.
Can't Accom = wife would kill me.
Dom = seen both Mr Grey movies.
Vanilla = no touching below the waist
Safe sex only = will make an expection for you.
Discrete = you think I want people knowing in a freak ?
Good with my hands = once touched a side boob.
Into anything = will take whatever is offered.
Great Veris = my other fake accounts love me.
Adventurous = left the light on last week.
Clean = it's Monday and I bathe every Sunday.
Great pics = stole the best ones I could find.
Sydney uni = who really cares ? Enjoy my pics.
Local only = guys are to dumb to change their postcode, right ?
Sapiosexual = I like to Google big words.
Old and bitter = see my profile
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"Not meeting = Just seeking attention because my partner won't stop playing playstation."
I am the first one to admit to this as, since I became a mum, my h prefers his PS4 to sex but I have always been honest about it.
I am really enjoying the thread, though. |
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Will try everything once = I expect you to let me attempt everything that I want to, though won't tell you what I am doing until I've got my foot up your hole and treating you like the escort who threw me out last time.
Total dom = moody, unable to caress, only shove you
Heavy cummer = obese bloke will fall asleep on you during missionary, after his slug cock dribbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will meet a convincing tv... - It makes me feel less gay when I'm bumming you if you look like a girl.
...must be discreet - Wouldn't be seen dead with you in public. |
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