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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.
But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.
So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.
You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.
And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.
I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.
But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.
So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.
You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.
And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.
I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line"
I'll help out, pick us up on the way... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.
But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.
So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.
You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.
And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.
I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line
I'll help out, pick us up on the way... "
Perfect, although I think it would be better if we split up. Maybe just work together when one of us need a second opinion.
For ego purposes, I like to keep good looking men away from me as much as possible, hope you understand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think you should also rate on taste 
Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks"
Well I do like a nice certificate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think you should also rate on taste
Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks
Well I do like a nice certificate "
Wait...this is the female half isnt it?
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Hmmm, interesting idea. But there is a flaw.
This would just be your opinion. For a real score each bum/boob should be inspected by a panel who then agree on a final collective score.
Other metrics should also be added to the inspection. Amount of wobble when spanked for example. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, interesting idea. But there is a flaw.
This would just be your opinion. For a real score each bum/boob should be inspected by a panel who then agree on a final collective score.
Other metrics should also be added to the inspection. Amount of wobble when spanked for example."
I also travel the country too, so I could be in this panel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?
I here you have a chair he can use "
Here?? That's terrible English
I hear you have a chair he can use  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?
I here you have a chair he can use
Here?? That's terrible English
I hear you have a chair he can use "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?
I here you have a chair he can use
Here?? That's terrible English
I hear you have a chair he can use "
It's a nice big leather one, ideal for........sitting on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think you should also rate on taste
Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks
Well I do like a nice certificate
Wait...this is the female half isnt it?
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Hahaha yes it is . Thankfully Mr doesn't have boobs |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I already know I haven't got the best boobs or the best arse so feel free to eliminate me from your enquiries OP. Oh, and I do use Photoshop to blur out my tattoos, one of which could possibly be seen in some of my arse shots. Photoshop isn't always nefarious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I already know I haven't got the best boobs or the best arse so feel free to eliminate me from your enquiries OP. Oh, and I do use Photoshop to blur out my tattoos, one of which could possibly be seen in some of my arse shots. Photoshop isn't always nefarious."
Lets not be too hasty now, you've got a lovely figure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.
But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.
So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.
You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.
And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.
I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line"
Laughing my head off at this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that. "
Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that. "
Thats fine. I think in the interest of science we should get together and compare notes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.
Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause. "
We would make an excellent team, so there you go. No need to put yourself out OP, the ladies have this one covered.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.
Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause.
We would make an excellent team, so there you go. No need to put yourself out OP, the ladies have this one covered. "
No its fine. I think im going to go ahead with this. Sure theres enough people to go round |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.
Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause.
We would make an excellent team, so there you go. No need to put yourself out OP, the ladies have this one covered.
No its fine. I think im going to go ahead with this. Sure theres enough people to go round"
When the males and females have done their individual research, we can get together and compare notes..... |
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